Caption Caveman And (Bastard) Son aka Raw Captions

[lildude8218]

Coach: And then I realized that I lost my cufflink!



Was a sequel to the movie "Ray" really necessary?



Johnny Cage Wins. Flawless Victory.



Shelton: It sounds just like a PILEDRIVER!!! YEEEEAHHH! PILEDRIVER!



The Age of The Fall took out Jeff Hardy in a shocking turn of events.



Jeff: Touchdown!



The referee decked Jeff with the Intercontinental Title and made his intentions known to the world.



Coach was laughing because he got to the prize before Hornswoggle.



CM Punk's missing Cobra Tattoo wound up on the Iranian flag.



Invizabul Puppeht Stringz



Moments later the firemen came and got him out of this tree.



Hornswoggle really was cock of the walk.



If Hornswoggle was really going to be a McMahon then he would have to get his first blowjob from a hooker...



Guy: Marry me!



Little People, Big Lovers



Guy: Well this **** ain't gonna suck itself!



Lambada: The Forbidden Dance



The Tears of a Clown, when no one's around.



Cellulite Crunch!



Cade and Murdoch: Red Rover! Red Rover! Send Triple H over!



London: Look look look at my crotch! Look look look at my crotch! Look look look at my crotch! Loooooooooooooook AT MY CROTCH!



*laughs at IWC for being angry*



HHH: When did Matt and Jeff cut their hair?



Melina "Giant" Gonzalez



ROARING ELBOW!!!!



Stephanie Hodge is PISSED!



Randy: EAT YOUR PEAS!!!!!!!!!



The Bossman handcuffed him to the outside, there's no way he'll be able to help the Macho Man now!



The Rock has REALLY let himself go.



Cena: Harry Anderson is a PRICK! These magic cuffs don't work!



Meanwhile Scott D'Amore cries and cries and cries.



Cena: I coulda had a V-8!



If you flip the picture on its side, it looks like Cody Rhodes is playing Donkey Kong Jr.



Cena: And F*** YOU TOO URI GELLER! THESE SPOONS WON'T BEND!!!!!



Cena: Snake Roberts got my dad bitten!



Announcer: And now on the center stage, get your dollars out ladies and gentlemen, here's RANDY!

[joecro]

thats iran not iraq.

[Sajoa Moe]

"Who dropped a deuce and didn't flush?"



Jeff completely botches the Gore.



"Carrot Top: Ninja Podiatrist". Coming to USA.



Jeff: I SAID it's time for NOOGIES!!



"SHEL-TOOOONNN! GET THE TABLES!!"



Ref: And next we have this lovely Intercontinental piece, valued at over $70,000.
Jeff: Oh yes, it would look simply ravishing at the Royal Ball.



Daivari didn't trust Duggan's amateur tattooing skills, but he gave him a try anyway.



"We've got two words for ya...WOOZLE WUZZLE!"



HHH: Oh crap, somebody's watching...

[lildude8218]

joecro said:

thats iran not iraq.

"Nice and funny captions" would have been a little more productive than nitpicking about one small lapse of thought.

[mysterydriver]

No matter what he tried, Jeff couldn't get Shelton to stop crying.



This match is brought to you by the letter "H"!



Shelton: STOP TICKLING ME!!!



One day, Jeff will avoid those rope traps...today is not that day.



Jeff failed at getting the crowd to do the wave.



Somewhere, Lucky Charms cereal laughed gleefully at the free advertisement.

Not a joke...probably the truth.



Daivari forgot the old "Don't go up the stairs" rule and Zombie Jim Duggan got him.



This match is brought to you by the letter "X"!!



Land HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!



OH NO!! Hornswoggle saw the hate threads from last week!



Murdoch: What are you doing!
Cade: If I turn on you, maybe I won't get squashed!



Triple H: WROOOOOOOONG!!



London and Kendrick make the save as Triple H tries to remember their names.



Triple H reacts badly at awkward situations. If only he had remembered the name "Paul."

You'd think he'd be able too...



Triple H reminds everyone of the WWE hierarchy...

OR...

London: Psst....Brian...What the hell just happened?

Bryan: Shhh....he'll do it again!



Wrestlemaina 40 Main Event, John Cena vs. Randy Orton Jr. Jr.



Cena: He doesn't want us to cut through the chain! He wants us to cut through our wrist!!



Mister Cena realises that he's stupid for agreeing to work for free.



Cena: What happened to this show after the first hour? I mean, daggone. Brian and Paul are still crying...



Cody is eliminated from the Royal Rumble four months early.



Cena: Think, John, think! What would McGuiver do?



Cena: Annnnnnnnnnnnnd now my dad is dead. Wonderful. Thanks a lot, you jerk.

[FHgrad99]

Cena: "Damn you Randy Orton! You roped my father! Now it's personal."

[doclindgren]

The updated version of the "Kiss my a** club"

[Smarky]

The lengths some people will go to find a contact lense...



"Dan, get the doctor out here, Jeff thinks he's calling field goals again."



And lo, did Hunter hear the deafening roar of thousands upon thousands of angry internet fans...and he knew his time was short...

[default]

Coach: I'd just like to say... what? Why is JR wearing a crown and Lawler wearing a cowboy hat? BAH GAWD! I'VE BEEN RIBBED!



Vince: I think I'll book the guy with the weird hair against the guy with the weirder hair.



Benjamin: CRAMP! CRAMP! CRAMP!



Shelton: THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THE FUNNY BONE! AH THE CRUEL IRONY!



Benjamin: Please don't land on my junk. Please don't land on my junk. Please don't land on my junk.



Jeff: iLWO!



Ref: Whoa... when I look in this belt I CAN see HHH and Cena standing behind me waiting to squash my push. I thought it was just an urban legend that Christian and Booker made up!



Coach: IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE THE GUY ON THE BOX!



Duggan decided to take a play out of a few American soldier's playbooks and degrade his captured prisoner.



Daivari: REMEMBER ME HOW I WAS NOT AS I AM ABOUT TO BE... BALD, BEARDED AND BEAUTIFUL! *splat*



Cue Viagra logo and... fade.



Hornswoggle: SOMEBODY HIT MY MICHAEL FLATLEY MUSIC!



Hornswoggle sadly remembers that Stacy Keibler was already on Dancing with the Stars, destroying his one shot at crossover success.



Man: First stop wrestling, next stop soaps. That's what I call working my way up!



Man: Honey, when I said threesome... this wasn't what I had in mind.



Man: NOW THIS DEFINITELY ISN'T WHAT I HAD IN MIND!



Narrator: As we see here, the Leprechaun Hyena manages to chase and pull down it's much larger prey, the elusive and near extinct... TryingtogetherSAGCard Gazelle.



Hornswoggle: All we are IS just dust in the wind.



Murdoch: If Rey can drop a dime, why can't we drop a deuce?



HHH: QUIT BITING MY WRISTS, ZOMBIE CADE AND ZOMBIE MURDOCCH!



Londrick: Survor Series Main Event... here we come!



Londrick: D'OH!



HHH: Sry doods i think im just gon scwuash? 5 ppl on my pwn this yeer



Melina: CHECK OUT MY BOOTS!

Candice: WOW! THEY REALLY ARE JOHN NORD LIMITED EDITIONS!



JR: And somewhere, Tito Santana sheds a solitary tear of joy.



Beth Phoenix: YOU SURE DO GOT A PURDY FACE!



Randy: TIME TO GIVE CENA SOME UGLY TATTOOS!
Cena: NOOOOOO!
Santino: MAMA MIA I'M-UH GONNA DRAW MARIO EATING-UH SPAGHETTI IN A FERRARI ON HIS-UH CHEST-UH!
Cena: Actually, that sounds pretty cool.



Cena: ANYBODY GOT A BOBBY PIN?



Cena's Dad: ORTON... DID COWBOY BOB EVER TELL YOU ABOUT ME?
Orton: HE TOLD ME YOU BROKE HIS ARM!
Cena's Dad: Randy... I AM YOUR FATHER!
Orton: NOOOOOOO!



Cena: I KNEW I SHOULD'VE EATEN MORE CHEESE AND LESS OF SNITSKY'S HOME-MADE SLIM JIM BURRITOS!



Ref: OMG HE'S GIVING BIRTH TO AN ARMY OF CENAS!



Cena: I can't believe I bet on Kansas City to win the World Series.



Cody: im on ur ring roap climin sidewais



Cena: I'LL TEACH CODY TO CLIMB ROPES SIDEWAYS!



Cena: Great, my dad gets into a fight... gets knocked out... and I stand here with a ring rope handcuffed to my arm. This is JUST like that fishing trip when I was ten.



Vince: DAMMIT! WHO HIRED PATTERSON BACK AS A CAMERAMAN?

[SAJ Forth]

Triple-H: What? You expect me to put someone over?



Beth: I Could eat you right now!
Candice: What scene is this?
Beth*Shaking Head*: And she's the Womens Champion.



Orton Really needs to get that growth checked out.

[DeuceDominoMark]

Coach: "Tee-hee! Look boss, look, I think he just found the deuce Orton dropped in there."




A giddy Duggan reacts to being crowned Miss America




Apparently, a fan decided to name the guy's butt Boyd...




STINKFACE 2.0!!!



Kendrick: "Whoa, Ted, this is one Bogus Journey..."




Randy Orton reacts upon discovering that Mr. Cena's stomach pains were just gas...



Orton: "I'm telling you Cody, Hornswoggle left in Mr. McMahon's trunk!"

Cody: "Dude, he's under the ring again!"

[FHgrad99]

Cena: "OK, fine! I'm supposed to be a face but people continue to boo me. Here is what I'm going to do, I am going to handcuff myself to the ropes and I'm not leaving until everybody starts cheering me like a face."



Cena: "I didn't expect it would take this long. I'm getting pretty tired."




Cena: "I knew I should have brought the key with me if I had known that my plan to get cheered by everybody wasn't going to work."

[thesam07]

And on that day, some say Coach's soul left his body...



"You're the best. AROUND!!! NOTHINGS EVER GONNA BRING YOU DOWN!!!



PWNED



One poo later and Cena was ready for action.

[catwoman]

evrbody said:

Jeff completely botches the Gore.



"Carrot Top: Ninja Podiatrist". Coming to USA.

One hundred percent pure Platinum win right here.

[Sajoa Moe]

catwoman said:

evrbody said:

Jeff completely botches the Gore.



"Carrot Top: Ninja Podiatrist". Coming to USA.

One hundred percent pure Platinum win right here.

If Steve-O can get a show that essentially rips off "Straight Plan for the Gay Man", then why not?