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Post by The Thread Barbi on Sept 17, 2007 15:54:04 GMT -5
Breaking news: WWE has come to terms with the release of Vince McMahon. He had violated the Wellness Policy a third time, though his suspensions were not public knowledge.
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Sept 17, 2007 16:41:11 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS: In what many call the most shocking development in wrestling history, Vince Mcmahon announced his retirement just moments ago during a press conference. During the press conference, Mcmahon announced that Christopher Walken would be named as the new CEO and head booker and would inherit his entire estate upon his death. When reached for comment, Mr. Walken replied "I never trained as an actor. I trained as, you know, musical comedy. You know, where the audience is part of the show." This is probably the reason he was chosen. Shane and Stephanie Mcmahon were seen ingesting cianide capsule shortly after the press conference.
Rumors report that the Boogeyman is next in line for a multi-year title run. He has said to impressed the creative team with his Bret Hart-esque ring work and his mic work that reminds many of The Rock in his prime.
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Post by Sickfit, King Of The Fits on Sept 17, 2007 17:28:03 GMT -5
-Recently, Paul Wright a.k.a. "The Big Show", has been seen roaming the streets whoring himself out for coke and asking for his "flip flops". Being the generous man he is, Vince McMahon has offered him a job as a part of the Extreme Expose, where he will be wearing a one-piece suit and humping Mike Knox continuously.
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Post by DeuceDominoMark on Sept 17, 2007 17:52:11 GMT -5
- Jakks Pacific has announced the next WWE Classic Superstars 3-pack will be a special Barry Darsow collection: Krusher Khruschev, Blacktop Bully and "Hole-in-One." Likewise, a Steve Lombardi 3-pack will feature Abe Knuckleball Schwartz, Kimchee and "DVD Documentary Interviewee" Lombardi and shall be released later in 2008. Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz was originally named MVP...
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Post by CM Dazz on Sept 17, 2007 19:14:13 GMT -5
As reported earlier, the original finish of the Cena - Orton match last night was to involve the return of Cryme Tyme, Eugene and The Sandman in a Four Horseman: Version 26, type stable. Plans were changed at the last minute to have Cena Sr. punt Orton instead. Expect 4HV26 to debut on Raw tonight!
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Post by metylerca on Sept 17, 2007 22:51:58 GMT -5
-As reported earlier, early Wrestlemania plans include having John Cena taking on Total Nonstop Wrestling in a reverse battle royale. Vince McMahon is said to be very high on the idea and is doing this to avoid giving TNA any exposure. Another discussed match would involve the Boogeyman ending the Undertakers streak in a ladder match.
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Post by LaParka Loves Candy on Sept 17, 2007 22:59:54 GMT -5
- Snitsky is expected to get a WWE Title Shot at WM 24 it is expected that Batista will win cleanly over him and hold the belt Till ECW One Night Stand 2012 where he will retire.
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Post by metylerca on Sept 21, 2007 0:09:22 GMT -5
-WWE Raw just renewed their contract with KJLA for another 26 weeks.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Sept 21, 2007 0:11:09 GMT -5
-Stevie Richards showed WWE! They Saw!
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Sept 21, 2007 10:17:33 GMT -5
- Vince Mcmahon last week for the first time saw an episode of the show Seinfeld and was such a big fan he plans on creating a Seinfeld stable. Expected to play the roles are Christ Masters as Jerry, Mark Henry as George, Khali as Kramer and Vickie Guerrero as Elaine. They're planned to feud with Visera who is being repackaged as Newman. - In order to make the show more current and cutting edge WWE has hired Skid Row to write a new opening theme for Smackdown. - Britney Spears superfan Chris Crocker is expected to appear at Survivor Series. The current plan is for him to win the women's title. Who is this Christ Masters you speak of? ;D
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Sept 21, 2007 10:39:03 GMT -5
- Last week's instant ***** classic between The Boogeyman and Mark Henry will lead to a series between the two technical juggernauts.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Sept 21, 2007 12:31:16 GMT -5
- In order to remain "the most controversial superstar in WWE", John Cena is releasing an equally controversial book. It's called "If I Wrestled.."
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Post by uncleslam on Sept 21, 2007 12:38:41 GMT -5
-Vince McMahon recently may or may not have stood up during a meeting and declared that shock TV is alive and well. Brock Lesnar, who was backstage visiting with friends, and Rey Mysterio may or may not have been enraged by this announcement.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Sept 21, 2007 12:39:10 GMT -5
Bobby Lashley Recently admited he really is Brock Lesnar. He Said that Government experaments tanned his skin to a dark brown. Upon revealing this, he joined a retirement home resident who clams to be Eddie Gilbert to fight a mummy.
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Sept 21, 2007 16:21:40 GMT -5
- Vince McMahon was said to be really pleased with TNA iMPACT last week. He said, "I loved the pure athletic contest between Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe. I may be the competition, but I'm a wrestling fan first and foremost. I can't wait to see next week's show!"
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Post by mrrotten on Sept 21, 2007 18:37:53 GMT -5
-Under tremendous pressure from ad sponsors and all fans, especially the internet ones, the Diva Search will be put back on the air. It will be given the whole second hour, and depending on the ratings (which early reports indicating that they will be high), could take over all of Raw, and most of Smackdown.
-It was reported the Giant Khali and Rey Mystrieo are identical twins, and was the the story the movie "Twins" was based on. Arnold S. portrayed Rey, while Devito was Khali
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Sept 21, 2007 20:46:31 GMT -5
Vince is already planning the WWE's next "wedding" and "child" angle.
The next wedding will be in ECW, where Kelly Kelly will have a ceremony with Ballz Mahoney. The tentative plan is for Kelly to dump Ballz in favor of a bathroom sink.
As for the child angle, WWE's lawyers will claim USA network exec Bonnie Hammer has a child in WWE. Johnny Ace is pushing to sign Van Hammer to play the child, while Steph thinks it should be Triple H's Sledge Hammer. No word on who will get the role.
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Post by metylerca on Sept 21, 2007 23:02:14 GMT -5
-In a recent turn of events, WWE will no longer allow signs at shows. Said Vince McMahon, owner of WWE," I wish not to acknowledge that John Cena has haters."
-Next months No Mercy PPV has already been booked to have 5 handicap matches and Khali/Boogeyman Ironman topping the card.
-In an unrelated story, tickets for No Mercy are now being given out free.
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Post by I Graduated Warrior University on Sept 21, 2007 23:16:11 GMT -5
WWE offshoot ECW is reportedly aquiring the services of wrestling legend (and restauranteur) Abdullah The Butcher. ECW Creative plan to book Abullah in a "Battle of The ManT*ts" series of matches, rumoured to culminate in a "Jenny Craig Voucher On A Pole Match", which will immediately follow the Kenny Dykstra vs. James Morrison World Heavyweight Title Match at Wrestlemania 24.
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Post by metylerca on Sept 22, 2007 14:37:40 GMT -5
WWE has signed ROH mainstay Chris Hero. Said Johnny Ace,"We're looking for more wrestlers who could actually wrestle. I think ROH is the model product that we should take after."
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