The Inanimate Object PPV

[FHgrad99]

Jeff Hardy vs. a Ladder

Randy Orton vs. a Hotel Room

Randy Orton vs. The Obstacle Course from the Legends of the Hidden Temple. Witness him try to kill the Legend of the Shrine of the Silver Monkey.

[Franchise]

Punk VS. Pepsi Machine: 5 STARS.

[Quark: Ferengi Sex Machine]

Triple H vs Randy Orton vs Cena vs Batista vs a Dead Horse

See who can stop beating it last

[joecro]

Brock Lesnar vs. Zach Gowen's prosthetic leg

[rko]

j.r vs a flat bed full of skittles

[Joekishi]

wait..

Basketballs DO hold grudges?

[kwydjebo]

a2j88 said:

Rey Mysterio versus The Great Khali.

... wait... so Khali ISN'T an inanimate object?

Heh

Of course not.
Silly monkey.....Khali isn't an object....he is of course inanimate

[plushtar]

mrlancers said:

For years, I've always heard that Ric Flair in his prime could carry a broomstick to a 4-star match. I want to see that theory put to test.

I always heard Harley Race. Well, he's immoble now, maybe he and Flair can still get a great match.

Mark Henry & Big Daddy V vs. a buffet table.

[anticonscience]

Cody Rhoades vs. paint drying.

[Well, Youre Wrong]

Santino Vs the Apple Newton

[rubber johnny]

debra vs austins fist

[General Zod]

octagoncito said:

I think WWE really needs to do one. Can you imagine the matches? Here's my card...

Match 1:
Carlito vs a flag pole

Match 2:
Cade/Murdoch vs two 1988 Nissan Sentras (cage match)

Match 3:
Mickie James vs Candice Michelle vs a grocery cart

Match 4:
Daivari vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan's 2 x 4 (this deserved a high place on the card IMO)

Match 5:
Batista vs a 10 foot high/5 foot wide pillar of cheese

Match 6:
CM Punk vs a Pepsi Machine

Match 7:
Triple H vs Randy Orton vs Cena vs a dead tree

My predictions:

Carlito goes over the flag pole by DQ.
88 Sentras win by countout over Cade and Murdoch
Mickie James pins Candice Michelle with the grocery cart
Duggan's 2x4 wins over Davari by submission
The Cheese pins Batista cleanly, Batista demands another shot
CM Punk is disqualified when a fan tosses a Coke into the ring.
A Dead Tree is your NEW WWE Champion after a 60 minute clinic, pinning Randy Orton for the win

[Fandjango Unchained]

Mae Young vs A Hand.

[Fandjango Unchained]

duggle said:

debra vs austins fist

[carlito]That's not cool[/carlito]

[John Oates' Moustache]

hulkblood said:

John Cena Vs. Inanimate Carbon Rod
Go Rod

I'll do you one better and suggest Johnny Rodz versus inanimate carbon rods.

[Ace Diamond]

John Morrision and a Freshly Painted Wall in a verbal debate. First one to get Jeff Hardy's attention wins.

[Deleted]

Santino vs Britney Spears in her music video award 'dance' mode.

[Raja Lion]

RVD vs a bong

[daltonimperial]

Tommy Dreamer (w/Fedora Hat) vs. an All You Can Eat Buffet

Extreme Expose vs. Three Bricks in a dance contest

[Chainsaw]

Orton Vs. A Wristwatch.