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Post by imisswwf on Sept 23, 2007 0:36:04 GMT -5
this thread will not be complete without mention of the all-time king of inanimate objects
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Sept 23, 2007 5:19:12 GMT -5
Finlay v A WCW table
Sabu v A bottle of prescription drugs
& in a Russo-like swerve Sandman v his Cane
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The Ultimate
Bubba Ho-Tep
The Golden Disk says TNA isn't doing so well; yeeeeees.
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Post by The Ultimate on Sept 23, 2007 6:07:13 GMT -5
Ultimo Dragon vs Ultimo Dragon's Cape
Shelton Benjamin vs The Top Rope
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Post by KingPopper on Sept 23, 2007 6:33:09 GMT -5
Was Snitksy vs. a baby doll said yet?
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Post by willywonka666 on Sept 23, 2007 9:06:26 GMT -5
John Morrison vs a Door Ric Flair vs a Broom in the Main event Diva battle royal with food The Rock vs. a Rock Randy orton vs a gym bag Chris Jericho vs a Glass ceiling
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Sept 23, 2007 9:15:25 GMT -5
Ladder vs. Scott Steiner in a debate.
Steiner: ...AND SCREW EVERYBODY WHO WANTS TO MESS WITH AMERICA!! SCREW THE DIXIE CHICKS!!! I WILL POWERSLAM THAT PIECE OF **** COUNTRY RUSSIA AND NAIL THE CHICKS OF TATU BECAUSE THIS IS LIKE HIROSHIMA WHEN PEARL HARBOR BOMBED THE GERMANS, AND YOU CAN DOT THE Ts AND CROSS THE Is ON THAT!!!!!
Announcer: OK, considering that the topic of discussion was juvenile diabetes, that didn't really make sense. Ladder, your thoughts?
Ladder: ....(falls over)
Announcer: That's much more relevant. LADDER WINS!!!
Or Ladder vs. Ashley Massaro.
Ashley: OK, prepare to...(every single bone snaps in her body, just because.) OW, JESUS!! NOT AGAIN!!!!
Basically, any match with a ladder in it as a competitor. I will always be a ladder mark.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Sept 23, 2007 9:16:39 GMT -5
If someone else said it, I apologize. I didn't read through the entire thread(chalk it up to laziness)..here's my entry:
Crowbar v. The Wall in a Table match.
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Methusael86
Samurai Cop
Steam: Dr. Medic MD
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Post by Methusael86 on Sept 23, 2007 9:19:13 GMT -5
Bobby Lashley vs. Two dozen cheeseburgers
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Post by Gopher Mod on Sept 23, 2007 10:13:24 GMT -5
Wow, I'm surprised that no one said this:
Triple H vs. Sledgie
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Post by angryfan on Sept 23, 2007 10:28:08 GMT -5
Wow, I'm surprised that no one said this: Triple H vs. Sledgie Thank you Sadly, the match has happend, and Trips is, at current, 0-3 against Sledgie, all by clean pinfall. Also, why not Chris Masters versus a urin specimen cup?
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Post by Nuke is Good on Sept 23, 2007 11:49:38 GMT -5
Brian Pillman vs Giant Pencil
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Kae
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Kae on Sept 23, 2007 12:54:42 GMT -5
Ashley vs Her Breasts.
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Post by BRAINFADE on Sept 23, 2007 13:14:16 GMT -5
It had to happen- Lashley vs a BATHTURD!!
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Post by Viking Snad on Sept 23, 2007 14:16:28 GMT -5
Brian Pillman vs Giant Pencil A winner is you. Pillman always used to get in a fight with the pencil. /shifty eyes
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Post by Raja Lion on Sept 24, 2007 4:42:56 GMT -5
The Genetic Jackhammer vs a bottle of Viagra
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Post by willywonka666 on Sept 24, 2007 7:15:22 GMT -5
I wanna wrestle Ashley's breasts-and I'll be happy to do the "job" too Wait, that didn't come out right....or did it?
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
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Post by Bobeddy on Sept 24, 2007 7:38:03 GMT -5
Grudge Match!
Krystal vs. the Ring Steps
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Post by imisswwf on Sept 24, 2007 11:33:40 GMT -5
this thread will not be complete without mention of the all-time king of inanimate objects I give you guys gold and I get silence in return? pshhh
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Post by Son of a Pregnant Dog on Sept 25, 2007 0:41:10 GMT -5
The bedpan Austin hit McMahon with needs to be in this.
PANG!
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Post by gabou142 on Sept 25, 2007 0:53:01 GMT -5
Cena vs anything is pitting two innanimate object in the ring IMHO
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