Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Agent P on Jun 17, 2007 0:49:38 GMT -5
I was drinking Sprite when reading about the Reverse Lumberjack Match. Add Sprite to the list of liquids to come out of my nose. I can just imagine two guys wrestling on the outside with all the lumberjacks on the inside waiting to throw them back out. Or better yet, the Lumberjacks keep pulling the wrestlers out of the ring, and the wrestlers have to fight to get back in, instead of the other way around. I also liked my idea recently for a Revese Blindfold Match where the announcers, referee, and fans wore Blindfolds instead of the wrestlers. And the worst part is Tenay and West still wouldn't shut up!
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Post by lildude8218 on Jun 17, 2007 2:03:37 GMT -5
I believe I was the one who coined the term "Reverse Ladder Match." Now don't rush to the patent office. In fact, don't go at all. Big whop-de-do. Weren't you the guy who went on and on about coining the term "ELO" in reference to the Edge/Lita/Orton stable? Another thing that I came up with first. Or perhaps you're just a little upset over the fact that none of your fads made the list? Sheesh.
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Jun 17, 2007 2:14:32 GMT -5
Uh no, wrong person. I haven't created any fade nor care about fads.
You take that shit waaaay to seriously.
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Post by WhiteFu on Jun 17, 2007 2:17:20 GMT -5
Do you really need a reason to laugh at Jeremy Borash?
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comahan
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Post by comahan on Jun 17, 2007 3:21:18 GMT -5
Don West called it a reverse ladder match a few weeks ago on impact. and it really isnt hard to understand.. get pinned, sit out for 2 mins, get the pin, you can hang the belt up to win.
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Jun 17, 2007 4:26:32 GMT -5
I'm watching "Road to SlammiVersary" and JB is talking about King of the Mountain. His description: "Picture a reverse ladder match." I laughed. Just thought I'd share. ;D Submitted for your approval, a match where the idea is to climb a ladder not to retrieve a belt, but to put it up there. Crazy? Maybe not, when you're in...The iMPACT Zone. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of concept matches. I lawled.
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What?
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Tu que pasa? You ain't even in my clasa.
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Post by What? on Jun 17, 2007 5:41:22 GMT -5
KOTM is the stupidest piece of crap match I ever saw. Climb the ladder to hang the belt on a hook and you win. But then you just pull the belt right back off to celebrate with it. Not only that but fans that don't pay 100% attention won't have a friggin clue what the rules are. If you blink during one of these matches you'll end up confused. There's people getting stuck in cages, clocks running, ladders, about 6 guys running around. It's a completely cluttered match. It's like walking into a room where you've had your kid to play all afternoon and his toys are scattered all over the floor.
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Post by angryfan on Jun 17, 2007 5:58:40 GMT -5
Next from TNA, the "totally innovative and completely original" reverse ultimate submission match. Winner is the person who can submit the most during a 60 minute match.
Sadly, I see this as the next step.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Jun 17, 2007 11:17:15 GMT -5
How about a Reverse Reverse Ladder Match?
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What?
Don Corleone
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Tu que pasa? You ain't even in my clasa.
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Post by What? on Jun 17, 2007 11:40:04 GMT -5
I can't wait for Reverse Lockdown in 2008. First person to climb INTO the cage wins, as Don West and Mike Tenay scream on commentary about how innovative this is and then West shills DVD's to 8 crippled children in the front row.
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Agent P
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Post by Agent P on Jun 17, 2007 11:42:41 GMT -5
Just so you know TNA has been using the term "Reverse Ladder match" since the first one in 04. Just so we all stop jumping down each others throat.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jun 17, 2007 11:48:23 GMT -5
Next we will have the reverse Hardcore match. Were the wrestlers beat themselves up with weapons. Who ever knocks themselves up first wins.
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Agent P
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Post by Agent P on Jun 17, 2007 11:55:23 GMT -5
A reverse first blood match! Both competitors start the match bleeding, and whoever stops bleeding first wins.
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Post by lildude8218 on Jun 17, 2007 12:16:53 GMT -5
Uh no, wrong person. I haven't created any fade nor care about fads. You take that crap waaaay to seriously. This coming from the guy who felt the need to try and "burn" me for no reason at all. Maybe you should use your own philosophy for a change. We were in here enjoying ourselves with some jokes but you brought negativity, for no reason at all. And just for the record....I'll take my crap to Seriously all I want. I've heard that Seriously is a nice place to live actually. Ohhh.....wait, I get what you were trying to say now. There, now we're even.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jun 17, 2007 12:22:22 GMT -5
LOL@Jeremy all you want: but for this: I envy the little BORSH bastard.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jun 17, 2007 12:23:21 GMT -5
Reverse Chamber of Horrors Match: All competitors start out the match sitting inside active electric chairs with sparks and electricity shooting all over the place. The winner is whoever can..... OK I got nothing. I just thought the visual of 6 guys inside a cage sitting in sparking electric chairs was funny as hell. The bell rings.... 1, 2, 3, GO! BBBBZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT!!!!!!!
Reverse Bra and Panties match... both girls start the match in their underwear and have to put clothes on your opponent? Various articles of clothing would be hanging from cage walls like in the Clockwork Orange match. Don West: "SHE'S GOT THE SWEATERVEST!!!!!!!!!"
Reverse Falls Count Anywhere match: A 2-foot by 2-foot red square is drawn on the mat, and falls can only count in that small section of the ring.
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Agent P
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Post by Agent P on Jun 17, 2007 14:50:52 GMT -5
Reverse Ultimate X Match. Same rules as KOTM, only you have to hang either the X Division Title or a big red X on the cables.
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JerryArr: Hat!
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Post by JerryArr: Hat! on Jun 17, 2007 15:00:28 GMT -5
Reverse anthem match: Whoever wins has to sing their opponents' National anthem!
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Agent P
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Post by Agent P on Jun 17, 2007 15:02:38 GMT -5
Reverse Scaffold Match: The first wrestler to climb to the top wins.
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JerryArr: Hat!
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Post by JerryArr: Hat! on Jun 17, 2007 15:05:49 GMT -5
Reverse Casket Match... too soon?
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