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Post by bigstamp2382 on Jun 16, 2007 23:21:42 GMT -5
Frank Gotch is a wrestling communist leader. Hackenshmidt is a freedom fighter!
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Post by ape on Jun 17, 2007 2:38:42 GMT -5
Sorry bub I'm the real deal. Also the real Hackenschmidt would not have to keep Kayfabe because when we wrestled there was no kayfabe! Everything you saw was real no predetermined out come, no scripts, no writers, no gimmicks. Back then wrestling was pure not like the diluted crud you see today. Yeah we had colorful charicters but when you got into the ring it was all bussiness baby. Legit CACC is better than fake wrestling. you poor fool....that WAS the kayfabe, dang it....that you and hackenschmidt would go out for 97-hour matches...except, of course, when you two met one-on-one, in which hackenschmidt won in mere seconds....then came the scripted days...and the rest is history. and bigstamp knows his business....hackenschmidt isn't just a freedom fighter....he's a fighter for freedom....freedom from the lies of gotch and his fancy hair. the last guy with fancy hair like that went by the name of joeseph stalin...in other words, that's commie hair you've got atop your elderly skull, gotch. boo the commie! hurrah the hackenschmidt!!
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Jun 17, 2007 4:52:15 GMT -5
Face it, no matter what weaknesses Gotch has, and the immense god-like powers of the schmidt... a toehold to Hackenschmidt is like kryptonite to Superman.
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Post by Asics Johnson on Jun 17, 2007 6:59:45 GMT -5
Meh. Gotch is a p****. The only way he could beat Hackenschmidt is by some dumb kid playing Old Maid with a deck of wrestling cards. We all know what happened in the real world.
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Post by ape on Jun 17, 2007 8:34:51 GMT -5
you forgot to mention that gotch himself is an old maid these days....he even grew out his grey hair so he could wrap it around into an adorable old lady bun. he's gone quite senile with age....which is probably why he keeps thinking he beat hackenschmidt....it's like the iron sheik constantly insisting that he's an olympic gold medalist...or me insisting that i don't wet the bed every night....he's living in a dilusional dream world...
and for the record, gotch hid a blade so he could use it during his toehold....he's a rotten cheater...but hackenschmidt still withstood it....because he's so great that he once lost his catcher's mit when playing a game of ball...so he ripped of clint eastwood's skull, who happened to be in the audience with his family, and used his leathery skin to make a new mit. true story.
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Post by FrankGotch on Jun 17, 2007 9:34:55 GMT -5
That's right friend my hair is fancy, but there are two reasons I wear it this way.
1. For the ladies of course
2. So I can beat chumps over and over again, without getting a single hair out of place
Furthermore, I am not a communist if you will go back in your history books you will find that I single handily won WW1 and brought a state of temporary peace and freedom to all the lands of earth. It was only temporary because about 6 months after I ended WW1 Hackenschmidt lead a whole group of red bolsheviks in the over throw of Russia.
You guys are all just throwing around scandalous accusations because you know I was the best.
Yeah I have fancy hair, and I wear 600,700,800... Hell even one thousand dollar shirts. My wardrobe alone cost in to the millions. That's fine with me because, I hook up with all the ladies and I'm the man you wanna be. A limo riding styling and profiling OG.
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Post by Asics Johnson on Jun 17, 2007 19:06:07 GMT -5
I found this online...
Straight from the man himself. Undefeated, unmatched, and truly immortal.
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Post by Cibernético II on Jun 17, 2007 21:21:04 GMT -5
Masahiko Kimura > Georg Hackenshmidt
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Post by ape on Jun 17, 2007 21:22:05 GMT -5
that interview was pudding...and there's proof in that pudding. it's 198 proof...and we're all gettin' drunk off of the greatness that is hackenschmidt.
also, hackenschmidt once shaved the hair off of bea arthur's back...he's the only man to do so and live to tell the tale.
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Post by bigstamp2382 on Jun 18, 2007 2:37:13 GMT -5
Hackenschmidt is my vodka.
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Post by Asics Johnson on Jun 22, 2007 7:24:49 GMT -5
BUMP if you love Hackenschmidt!!!
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