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Post by ape on Jun 12, 2007 21:33:41 GMT -5
i dunno about you crazy cooks, but in my humble opinion, george hackenschmidt is the greatest wrestler of all-time....he was world champion from 1900 to 1963. undefeated...unmatched....unrivaled. he hurled darts at small children for fun. he punched toucans in the face for lying about following their ficticious noses. he circled the world twelve times over while running...and yes, he ran across the bottom of the ocean, which he easily accomplished since someone as strong as hackenschmidt can defeat the crushing force of the bottom of the sea...and he's so great that he has gills to help him breath in the watery depths. hackenschmidt has mother lovin' gills, man. i one saw him headbutt a bison...and the bison exploded. no lies.
cena is basically a hackenschmidt rip-off....hackenschmidt was the original superman of wrestling...he was also the first free-styler in wrestling, too....he established that gimmick back in 1923. that's the real reason why people hate cena...he stole hackenschmidt's gimmick and has yet to give mr. hackenschmidt his proper due.
i think it's about time we all stand up and honor george hackenschmidt for all that he's given us. so, join me, fellow hackenschmidters...let us share stories of this noble and glorious man....a man who was once described as a butterfly fresh out of its elegant coccoon of greatness...a man who is a man; a manly man.....a man who may be the greatest man in the history of manliness.....a man who is named george hackenschmidt.
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Post by Photogenic Huss Bosh on Jun 12, 2007 21:34:53 GMT -5
Oh ape, how I lurv you....
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Post by Asics Johnson on Jun 12, 2007 21:35:18 GMT -5
Ya'll motherf***ers don't know s*** about The Russion Lion!!!  |
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Post by Josh DELUXE on Jun 12, 2007 21:36:01 GMT -5
George Hackenschmidt was one of the greatest but man how about that Frank Gotch huh? That dude owned Hackenschmidt. I realize there are stories about how Hackenschmidt was intenionally injured beofre the fight by a trainer paid off by Gotch but man I think that is BS.
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Post by Asics Johnson on Jun 12, 2007 21:37:13 GMT -5
 Hackenschmidt: The Rappist Years |
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Post by ape on Jun 12, 2007 21:38:23 GMT -5
Ya'll motherf***ers don't know s*** about The Russion Lion!!! see? hackenschmidt is so great that he beat rings of stuff with a giant hammer...RINGS WITH A GIANT HAMMER!! that's so motivational...i bet crippled children are standing out of their wheelchairs determined to overcome their handicap because of the inspirational strength that george hackenschmidt has given them. and huss, i lurv you, too....but hackenschmidt lurvs everyone more than i ever could. he is the original st. valentine. |
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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Jun 12, 2007 21:38:31 GMT -5
that man was phenomenal ! He set all the precedents that todays gimmick rip off artists try to copy. If it weren't for him, so many things that we take for granted in today's wrestling scene wouldn't exist. A true pioneer
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Post by Josh DELUXE on Jun 12, 2007 21:40:57 GMT -5
Frank Gotch was the true man, always looking so suave...  |
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Post by Swarm on Jun 12, 2007 21:42:01 GMT -5
One of my all time favorites.  |
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Post by ape on Jun 12, 2007 21:42:16 GMT -5
George Hackenschmidt was one of the greatest but man how about that Frank Gotch huh? That dude owned Hackenschmidt. I realize there are stories about how Hackenschmidt was intenionally injured beofre the fight by a trainer paid off by Gotch but man I think that is BS. frank gotch was a poser...he never beat hackenschmidt. hackenschmidt is unbeatable. frank gotch spent his time knitting sweaters for folks...he was jealous of hackenschmidt and so he made hackenschmidt a sweater...but made sure it was really itchy...gotch took advantage of the itchiness and stabbed him with a knife in the big toe....hackenschmidt lost his big toe from that, but still destroyed gotch....the big toe loss was the only damage that has ever been done to mr. hackenschmidt. |
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Post by Josh DELUXE on Jun 12, 2007 21:43:37 GMT -5
George Hackenschmidt was one of the greatest but man how about that Frank Gotch huh? That dude owned Hackenschmidt. I realize there are stories about how Hackenschmidt was intenionally injured beofre the fight by a trainer paid off by Gotch but man I think that is BS. frank gotch was a poser...he never beat hackenschmidt. hackenschmidt is unbeatable. frank gotch spent his time knitting sweaters for folks...he was jealous of hackenschmidt and so he made hackenschmidt a sweater...but made sure it was really itchy...gotch took advantage of the itchiness and stabbed him with a knife in the big toe....hackenschmidt lost his big toe from that, but still destroyed gotch....the big toe loss was the only damage that has ever been done to mr. hackenschmidt. Are you kidding? Gotch HUMBLED Hackenschmidt the old country way. Gotch inspired The Iron Shiek. 'Nuff said. |
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Post by Asics Johnson on Jun 12, 2007 21:43:39 GMT -5
 The Russian Lion and Frank Gotch the puss. |
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Post by ape on Jun 12, 2007 21:44:28 GMT -5
Frank Gotch was the true man, always looking so suave... looks like a no-talent murderer to me....gotch didn't know how to wrestle...he was just a glorified stuntman. there, i said it. |
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Post by Josh DELUXE on Jun 12, 2007 21:45:40 GMT -5
Frank Gotch was the true man, always looking so suave... looks like a no-talent murderer to me....gotch didn't know how to wrestle...he was just a glorified stuntman. there, i said it. OH NO YOU DIDN'T! RESPECT DA BIZ AND DA BOYS BACKSTAGE |
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Post by ape on Jun 12, 2007 21:47:28 GMT -5
looks like a no-talent murderer to me....gotch didn't know how to wrestle...he was just a glorified stuntman. there, i said it. OH NO YOU DIDN'T! RESPECT DA BIZ AND DA BOYS BACKSTAGE i did respect the boys and male folk...but what does that have to do with frank gotch? |
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Post by Josh DELUXE on Jun 12, 2007 21:51:54 GMT -5
OH NO YOU DIDN'T! RESPECT DA BIZ AND DA BOYS BACKSTAGE i did respect the boys and male folk...but what does that have to do with frank gotch? You dare call Frank Gotch a spot monkey? EVERYONE knows it was Farmer Burns who was the true spotfest king. Him and his jumping takedowns....THE NERVE! |
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Post by Asics Johnson on Jun 12, 2007 21:52:04 GMT -5
Burn!
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Post by Asics Johnson on Jun 12, 2007 21:53:12 GMT -5
F***in Hackenschmidt was gangster before gangster was cool. He invented the term "hood rich."
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Post by FrankGotch on Jun 12, 2007 22:32:46 GMT -5
WHAT ?? Oh no you didn't just say that! I'll have you know I kicked that loser Russian all the way back to Siberia not once, but twice baby . So the very thought that somebody would mention his name, as the greatest of all time makes me ill beyond belief, and shows complete lack of knowledge.
I'm the greatest. ME MOTHER F....ERS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by JIMBOB on Jun 12, 2007 22:37:18 GMT -5
No way, this man was the greatest:  |
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