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Post by FrankGotch on Jun 12, 2007 22:54:54 GMT -5
Y'all sit back and let me tell you the tell, Bout how I sent the Russian Lion straight to hell.
It was on a rainy day in April 1908, that was the day that I kicked that Russian losses ass the first time.
Of course after the match that muscle bound punk started crying about how I was to rough with him and how me holding him down for an extra 20 minutes to give him a good country humbling was horribly unnecessary, but hey I'm the man and I didn't want him to forget that.
Unfortunately for Hackenschmidt he did and on September /4 /1911, I gave that crybaby loser a humbling that was so epic that if you go to comiskey park on a clear night you can still hear old Hacks muffled cries of anguish. In fact the second time I humbled him so bad he never walked right again.
I'm the man and if you think you got the bag of guts to step up to the plate I'll humble you too fool! In fact I'm gonna Humble this whole thread right now.
(Frank Gotch puts you all in a rear naked choke).
MMMMM.... UUURRRR.....AhhhhhYYYYYYYEEEEEHHHHAAA!!!!
Now that is some good humbling.
(Frank Gotch kisses you lightly on the back of the neck then spoons with you the rest of the night).
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Post by honsou on Jun 12, 2007 23:03:28 GMT -5
No way, this man was the greatest: seconded
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Jun 12, 2007 23:13:26 GMT -5
No way, this man was the greatest: seconded HAIL TO THE THESZ!! HAIL TO THE THESZ!!But we all know that their is only TWO wrestlers that can keep up with the Thesz. Thesz fears these two.
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Post by jfpierce on Jun 12, 2007 23:25:57 GMT -5
Sorry , but the Great Gama would have owned Hackenschmidt and that Hoss Frank Gotch. Frank Gotch wouldn't accept his challenge after Gama beat Stanislaus Zbyszko, and he beat Benjamin Roller twice, the guy who injured Hackenschmidt. the John Bull belt > NWA championship
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Post by FrankGotch on Jun 12, 2007 23:35:20 GMT -5
You kidding me by the time Thez showed up the business had started to become a work.
When Iwrestled it was all real baby! That is like saying that Rocky Balboa could beat Rocky Marciano. Now give this stupid debate a rest I am the best ever my teacher Farmer Burns is the second best Tom Jenkins was third and the rest are all a steaming pile of excitement laying at my feet.
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Jun 13, 2007 1:50:01 GMT -5
Thesz fears these two. Gah, ya beat me to it. So here's a pic of the Destroyer's archnemesis instead
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Post by ape on Jun 13, 2007 3:53:17 GMT -5
You kidding me by the time Thez showed up the business had started to become a work. When Iwrestled it was all real baby! That is like saying that Rocky Balboa could beat Rocky Marciano. Now give this stupid debate a rest I am the best ever my teacher Farmer Burns is the second best Tom Jenkins was third and the rest are all a steaming pile of excitement laying at my feet. wrestling became a work only because hackenschmidt was unbeatable...to make things fair, they had to put on an act to make it look like it was possible for him to lose....but the concept of hackenschmidt losing was just too unrealistic to most wrestling fans. the sad fact is that frank gotch, and his itchy sweaters, is nothing compared to the almighty george hackenschmidt. i recall once watching hackenschmidt carve an orange out of a piece of granite, then taking that rock orange and squeezing it with his thumb and index finger until orange juice poured out. the man made orange juice out of a rock. gotch made sweaters that were uncomfortable and gave everyone belly button lint. the comparison is unfair to gotch....hackenschmidt is just too much for gotch the alcoholic. that's right....gotch likes scotch. hackenschmidt should be crowned as king of everything except caterpillars....'cause caterpillars are wimps...and hackenschmidt ain't associating with wimps....which is why lou thesz is never compared to hackenschmidt....everyone knows that it's an insult to hackenschmidt to compare him to a jobber such as thesz. it's just polite to leave hackenschmidt in a league of his own...and someone tell gotch there ain't no cryin' in wrestling....hackenschmidt knew this so he used a live lobster to cut his tear ducts out. that's a real man right there....a man of greatness. that's george hackenschmidt.
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Post by THE Dinobot on Jun 13, 2007 4:46:36 GMT -5
So, there's this guy, alright...let's call him...ED! Ed, as we all know, is the grandest name ever. Just ask the corpse of Thomas EDison, he invented the light bulb, which obviously gives us light...light on the subject of how all Ed's in their respective fields are the best. But, what some historical facts bare to inform us, is that Mr. EDison nearly got kicked out of this Ed club of greatness, due to baring the ugly first name Thomas...which in turn, is written to be the official name of total dorks and dweebs...but due to some major lobbying from his peers at the time, he was able to get by cause of some legal loophole. But enough about EDison...Ed Lewis, not to be confused with Al Lewis, is the man who deserves all the praise in the grappling sport.
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Post by HMARK Center on Jun 13, 2007 9:24:17 GMT -5
Bunch of whipper snappers, no respect for the business, says I!
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Post by LARIATOOO! on Jun 13, 2007 10:03:29 GMT -5
Sorry , but the Great Gama would have owned Hackenschmidt and that Hoss Frank Gotch. Frank Gotch wouldn't accept his challenge after Gama beat Stanislaus Zbyszko, and he beat Benjamin Roller twice, the guy who injured Hackenschmidt. the John Bull belt > NWA championship Gama is a an Indian wrestler right. Of course the previous generation had a man with the grappling talent of Hackenschmidt and was built like Khali.
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Post by FrankGotch on Jun 13, 2007 10:11:01 GMT -5
Gama was a fraud who payed Zybisco to lose to him. He also challenged me but, refused to fight in America. I'm sorry but I am the champion, and the champ always chooses where the title match is, besides ho much are you going to make off a crowd of Indian beggars?
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Post by Old School Heel mark4Morishima on Jun 13, 2007 10:46:50 GMT -5
You are all ghey. John McMahon pwnz you. If the world's greatest collar-and-elbow tieup ever doesn't get you, and you don't fall to the trippett, his mustache spells your doom. Recollect back at his match with Albert Ellis at Harry Hill’s Coliseum in New York City, "The Green Mountain Boy" McMahon punched a live donkey in the face and it spewed puss and blood all over the painted harlots in the first row. You see, it was the custom back then for ladies of the night to get the best seats so they could pelt the wrestlers with green onions. Yellow onions got the match immediately ruled a no contest, however. So anyhow, he punches this live donkey in the face, and all the prostitues in the house are all covered in puss, blood and donkey urine, then John McMahon somehow gets six dozen hookers at once tied up in an elbow and collar hold. And only two of them were midgets (for whom Ellis had an especial liking). Then Ellis, because he didn't want to be outdone and because he was angry that his faorite midget streetwalkers had been covered in donkey excrement and so churlishly manhandled, gets up and puts eight prostitutes in a collar and elbow tieup. Then McMahon kicked him in the gonads and the match was over amidst a shower of green onions. That was an incredible night.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jun 13, 2007 10:55:51 GMT -5
HAIL HACKENSHMITSKY
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Post by -Lithium- on Jun 13, 2007 11:15:55 GMT -5
George Hackenschmidt was one of the greatest but man how about that Frank Gotch huh? That dude owned Hackenschmidt. Pfft, all he did was be a pup about it and got someone to injure Hackenschmidt...
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Post by Asics Johnson on Jun 13, 2007 11:29:26 GMT -5
Frank Gotch is a f***ing choir boy compared to Hackenschmidt. A CHOIR BOY!!!
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Post by ape on Jun 13, 2007 11:33:27 GMT -5
Frank Gotch is a f***ing choir boy compared to Hackenschmidt. A CHOIR BOY!!! i agree...and to this day, frank gotch has yet to reach puberty....he still sings the high notes. do you really think a pre-adolescent man-child like frank gotch could beat hackenschmidt? i think not. i know not.
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Post by What? on Jun 13, 2007 11:43:39 GMT -5
Stone Cold stunned every last one of these crusty old bastards.
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Post by FrankGotch on Jun 13, 2007 12:15:37 GMT -5
Once again lets check the facts, times me and ol George wrestled 2. Times I kicked his dumb Russian butt 2. Times poor little George went home and cried like a little female dog 2.
Face it I'm the best there ever was no question. I was the old time equivalent of Royce Gracie Hackensuck was ye old Batista.
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Post by ape on Jun 13, 2007 12:45:47 GMT -5
Once again lets check the facts, times me and ol George wrestled 2. Times I kicked his dumb Russian butt 2. Times poor little George went home and cried like a little female dog 2. Face it I'm the best there ever was no question. I was the old time equivalent of Royce Gracie Hackensuck was ye old Batista. hackenschmidt never lost...i was there....i was in attendance....i saw it all. hackenschmidt won the match in two seconds flat. he didn't even need three seconds to win. it was over that quick. these so-called history books that people read about gotch winning in are poop. give me a piece of paper and i can write all sort of stuff in it, too....like poodles are actually living troll boogers, satan fears plaid umbrellas, and ape still sleeps with a teddy bear because he'll wet the bed in fear if he doesn't....just 'cause i wrote it on paper doesn't make it a fact, jack. especially that last one...that one's not true at all...no matter how many videos you see on the internet proving otherwise. to put it simply, frank gotch smells....he smells like a pile of rancid beefalo meat with a gassy midget in the center who just ate twenty pounds of garlic and insists on coughing in your direction. he's a sore loser who fabricates his own lies and turns them into ficticious fact. hackenschmidt is the man. plain and simple. if you doubt that....well, then i doubt you.
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Post by FrankGotch on Jun 13, 2007 12:55:36 GMT -5
I was there too my friend and I dont remember you being there. Hmm... Perhaps I could not hear you over the sound of your fallen hero screaming for me to stop humbling him.
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