Post by thwak is T.hawk on Jun 22, 2007 20:02:41 GMT -5
from the official IWA MS board no less!
Jim Fannin starts the night off by announcing that there will be no traditional group picture this year due to the fact that most of the lockerroom want the Deep-South guys dead.
First round match: Mickie Knuckles vs Tank - Barbwire ropes, Barbwire bat
Tank jumps Mickie before the introductions are done. They start out brawling and now Mickie has the upper hand, grinding a barbwire bat into Tank's head. Mickie is biting the bloody forehead of Tank! Tank bails to the outside and Mickie pursues him. Now the entire crowd has gathering around Mickie and Tank as they continue beating the hell out of eachother on the outside. Sounds like they're exchanging headbutts. Now I hear chairshots. They're starting to move back toward the ring now and the crowd is returning to their seats.
Both Mickie and Tank are a bloody mess. Mickie gets whipped into the barbwire ropes hard. Low blow to Tank! Mickie whips Tank into the corner through a barbwire board! Crowd is chanting "Mickie, Mickie." Nasty barbwire bat shot to the head of Mickie Knuckles and now Tank is standing over Mickie as he rakes away at Mickie's head with the barbwire bat. Mickie comes back with some hard strikes and now it looks like she's wrapped barbwire around her legs! Lungblower to the chest of Tank with barbwire around Mickie's legs. Tank is bringing up the barbwire bat but Mickie hits the shining kawada, kicking the barbwire bat back into Tank's face! Mickie goes for the pin....1, 2 3! Mickie advances to round two!
A familiar entrance music begins playing in Plainfield: "Ghetto Superstar" by ODB......ROLLIN' HARD is back in the IWA!
First round match: Rollin' Hard vs Necro Butcher - Tai Pei Death, Barbwire Madness
Gypsy Joe hasn't been heard from all day....Rollin' Hard came along with Mitch Page, so Rollin' will be taking Gypsy Joe's spot in the KOTDM.
Both men are circling the ring, waiting for the other to make the first move. In almost no time at all, both men are busted open from the glass covered fists both men are wielding. Rollin' Hard has the advantage now, clubbing away the head and face area of the Necro Butcher. Necro is coming back now and has back Rollin' into a corner, just laying into the Necro Butcher! Rollin' comes back by punching Necro on his bare foot! Rollin' tucks Necro's foot into his own shirt now and has a HANDS-FREE SUBMISSION! Necro refuses to give up. ASIATIC SPIKE out of nowhere!!! Rollin' Hard's hand drops three times and the Necro Butcher advances to round two!
And now, mousetraps, cacti, christmas tree balls, and a barbwire board are being set up!
First round match: Scotty Vortekz vs Mad Man Pondo - Four Corners of Pain, Staple Gun
#16 is revealed to be Indianapolis' own Scotty Vortekz! A test of strength to start off? Pondo kicks Vortekz in the gut and promptly puts three staples into Vortekz! Make that four. Irish whip and Pondo hits a side slam on Vortekz! Pondo remarks that he just hit a wrestling move! And now he's putting the mousetrap box into the ring....Vortekz hits a twisting headscissors on Pondo right into the mousetraps!
They go to the outside and Vortekz goes for a moonsault off the apron...but he misses and goes into barbwire! Pondo sets up the barbwire board inside the ring and Vortekz is leaning against the apron on the outside...baseball dropkick by Pondo, sending the barbwire into Vortekz's face! Pondo slams Vortekz into the barbwire in the ring for a near fall. And now we have the Christmas balls...beautifully arranged to spell "I W A." Vorktekz hits a HURRACANRANA from the top onto Pondo, exploding through the Christmas balls! Vortekz is going back up top....DOUBLE KNEES to the chest of Pondo for another near fall! Vortekz has set up the cactus pit onto two chairs in the corner...Vortekz is cut off by Pondo with a backbody drop into the Christmas ball glass! Pondo puts Vortekz on the top rope.....DDT FROM THE TOP ROPE INTO THE CACTUS!!!! Pondo advances to tomorrow night.
First round match: Fukimoto vs Drake Younger - Thumbtack Insanity/Barbwire Madness for the IWA Deathmatch Title
Both men start off swinging thumbtack bats and now Drake has a "One Way" sign set up in the corner with a thumbtack bat on top...hiptoss onto Fukimoto onto the sign! NASTY thumbtack chair-shot onto Drake Younger by the representative from Fighting Ultimate Crazy Kings! Drake responds with a spinebuster into the mass of tacks!
Chops in the corner by Drake, whips Fukimoto into the opposite corner...Fukimoto catches Drake with a big boot and big dropkick from the top rope, sending Drake into the tacks! Drake with a T-Bone on Fukimoto into the tacks! And now, Drake is going for the Drake's Landing...Fukimoto counters and Drake turns around into the GREEN MIST by Fukimoto! Fukimoto with a disgusting powerbomb right onto Drake's head! Drake kicks out at two! Drake has Fukimoto up....DRAKE'S LANDING into the tacks! 1, 2, 3! Drake Younger advances to the next round and retains the IWA Deathmatch Title!
We are now at intermission to clean up the mess and set up a barbwire cage for the next match.
First round match: Danny Havoc vs Dysfunction - Double TLC: Tables, Lighttubes, Ladder, chairs & Barbwire cage
Havoc whips Dys into the cage immediately but Dys returns the favor by whipping Havoc into the barbwire portion of the cage. Dys with a belly to belly suplex on Havoc onto the barbwire ladder...and then a Michinoku Driver onto the ladder. Dys lays in several chops on Havoc and smashes a light tubes across his back...Dys assaults Havoc with a series of vicious kicks for a near fall...Dysfunction straight kicks Danny Havoc in the balls as he's caught in the barbwire....Dys slams Havoc into the barbwire, into a fallaway slam.
Dys gets his arm caught in the barbwire and Havoc nails a running yakuza kick to Dysfunction's elbow! Havoc with a lighttube assisted legdrop from the top rope! Havoc is now setting up a table. Dys turns it around quickly and legdrops Danny Havoc through the table, from the top rope! German suplex attempt blocked by Havoc, who turns around nails a Dragon suplex into broken glass on Dysfunction. Havoc with a baseball-swing-like lighttube shot to a seated Dysfunction. Danny Havoc is now constructing a monstrosity of chairs and a ladder....now he has Dysfunction layed across the ladder and stacks light tubes on top of him! Havoc is going up to the top of the cage! Dys is up! He grabs Havoc and slams him through the ladder/chair concoction and follows up with a double-stomp from the second rope!!! Dysfunction picks up the win and advances! Crowd is chanting for both Dysfunction and Danny Havoc as we get ready to clean up the huge mess...
First round match: Freakshow vs "Mean" Mitch Page - Homerun Derby match (Thumbtack bats, lighttube bats, barbwire bats, carpet strip bats, and more)
Jim Fannin gives a scathing introduction to Freakshow, saying he is from the "Untrained, undeserving, backyard called the Land of Blood and Guts....the man that didn't earn his spot in the KOTDM...Freakshow). Your referee is John "PeeWee
Moore. Mitch Page goes right to work on Freakshow before he can even be introduced. A snap-pop bat is used, a thick plastic bat, and a sandpaper bat are used. They go to the outside and Page hits Freakshow with another STIFF batshot. Mitch Page with a lighttube bat shot to Freakshow and he grinds the broken end into his skull. Page is absolutely dominating Freakshow, who is a bloody mess. Freakshow has blood and glass all over his back, and has now taken control over Page...back in the ring, Freakshow just hammered Mitch Page in the head with the dreaded water-jug bat. Freakshow has the SPIKE! He's stabbing away at Mitch Page's head! Freakshow has been gouging at the face of Mitch Page for well over 2-3 minutes and now the fans are chanting for someone to "Kill the ref," who has repeatedly threatened to stop the match if Freakshow won't stop...A WHITE TOWEL HAS BEEN THROWN IN! Mitch Page's best friend Rollin' Hard has thrown in the towel! This match is over and Freakshow will advance to the next round. Rollin' Hard is in the ring checking on Mitch Page.
First round match: Insane Lane vs Brain Damage - Fans Bring the Weapons
Insane Lane is met with a loud chorus of boos as he enters but it is the exact opposite for the returning Brain Damage! Streamers are everywhere as the Hardcore Terminator makes his way through the crowd and now Insane Lane is playing in the streamers as if they were for him. "Welcome back" chant for Brain Damage. Insane Lane gets the same type of introduction from Jim Fannin as Freakshow.
Both men exchanging shots in the middle of the ring and Insane Lane is dropped after 3 shots! Lane goes after Damage with a barbwire tennis racket and is frantically breaking lighttubes over Brain Damage's back. Damage comes back and he now has a cheese grater, slicing Lane up like sharp cheddar! VCR shot to Insane Lane and now they're on the outside! Brain Damage hits atleast 50 consecutive headbutts as he pushes Insane Lane through two rows of chairs. Damage with a straight body slam onto the concrete floor on Insane Lane. Brain Damage has a lighttube board and drives Insane Lane through the glass (I don't know how due to the wall of people in front of me.
Now they've made their way to the bleachers and Brain Damage falls straight on his back from the top. Insane Lane has taken control of the match as both men (and 90% of the crowd) move to the opposite side of the Capitol Sports Center. Brain Damage destroys Insane Lane with another lighttube bat.
And they're back in the ring. The crowd scatters back to their seats. Lane going for a powerbomb but Damage blocks. Package piledriver onto Insane Lane! It's over! Brain Damage advances to the second round tomorrow night!
It's time for our last match of the evening!
First round match: Deranged vs Corporal Robinson - Fans Bring the Weapons
Both men shake hands before they square off. Now they're exchanging some vicious blows and Deranged eventually clotheslines Corporal over the top rope, to the floor. The water jug bat has made its return in this match! Corporal with a lighttube/thumbtack chair-shot to Deranged. The sounds of glass breaking and absolute pain can be heard, but not seen from our post. Deranged regains control and is taking Corporal through the fans, towards the sound table. I can't see from here very well but Joey Eastman on commentary seems to be having a good time.
Deranged is setting up a lighttube contraption with a plastic fork board on top. Corporal blocks a powerbomb attempt and hits a BOOT CAMP pup onto the mess that Deranged created! Deranged KICKS OUT! Deranged hits a double-underhook suplex and calls for some chairs...he sets up the chairs BACK to BACK and powerbombs Corp right onto them! Kickout! Deranged hits a moonsault onto Corp, who has lighttubes on his chest! He kicks out AGAIN! Deranged is attempting to suplex Corporal to the outside through lighttubes but Corporal blocks...BOOT CAMP pup from the second rope on the outside through lighttubes! Corporal gets the pin on the floor! Corporal Robinson goes to the next round!
Ian announced the second round matches:
Brain Damage vs Mickie Knuckles
Corporal Robinson vs Mad Man Pondo
Drake Younger vs Dysfunction
Necro Butcher vs Freakshow
NIGHT 2:
1). Brandon Thomaselli def. Low Ki to retain the IWA Mid-South Light Heavyweight Title
I missed the first five minutes of this so I apologize. Brandon throwing chops and the crowd is calling him a "vagina" and booing. Low Ki had connected on a thunderous chop earlier that the crowd loved. Low Ki fires back and the crowd loves it. Low Ki goes for a dropkick but Brandon holds the ropes and Low Ki crashes to the canvas. Brandon goes for a powerbomb but Ki blocks out of it and does the double foot stomp onto Brandon's chest. Brandon gasping for air and Low Ki keeps flooring him with chops and then puts him in the corner and gives him the multiple chops and a running elbow. Spinning roundhouse kick to the stomach by Ki and Brandon is in bad shape. Kicks to the chest as Brandon is on his knees. Low Ki is on his A game tonight and looks primed to win the title. Butterfly suplex into a pinning bridge but Brandon kicks out at two. Ki back to vicious kicks to chest and back on the fallen champion. Low Ki attempts a charging forearm smash but Brandon does a diving dropkick to Ki's knees. Brandon tries for another powerbomb but Ki fights out of it and punts a field goal into Brandon's chest as he was bent over and Brandon flies backwards into the referee. Brandon hits The Deal (Powerbomb Lungblower to the back) but the ref is down. Brandon pulls out a chain but Low Ki delivers a John Woo dropkick and sends Brandon flying onto the ref. Ki goes up top very slowly but Brandon kicks the rising referee in the butt and knocks him into the ropes causing Ki to be crotched on the top. Brandon then gets the pin on Low Ki with the aid of a foreign object on his hand and punch to the face as Ki had him up for a belly to back suplex. The winner and still champion...Brandon Thomaselli.
Circle City Street Fight is on next...Southern Rock (Indiana Kidd Jr & Hillbilly Jed) w/ Joey Eastman vs. Naptown Dragons (xOMGx & Vortekz)
2). Naptown Dragons def. Southern Rock in the Circle City Street Fight
Joey Eastman has explained how he was hired by Southern Rock since he is such a great manager. He has "Camera Man Zoom" bejeweled onto the back of his regular black suit coat...while wearing bright orange bejeweled pants.
Quick doubleteaming from Dragons to start complete with Vortekz springboarding off of the back of xOMGx, whom was on all fours, and delivered double knees to the face of Jed in the corner and then a double Rude Awakening style neckbreaker onto Jed. The action has went to the floor and I can't see anything. They are definitely into the pile of weapons up against the wall because I can hear the mayhem even though I can't hear it and I believe some it involves light tubes or Christmas ornament weapons. xOMGx was tied to the Tree of Woe and Joey Eastman held light tubes in front of his chest and Jed speared into him breaking the tubes on xOMGx. xOMGx is down in the corner and Vortekz is laying on top of a bed of plastic forks...I don't know how he got there but it was a double team move of some sort. Kidd with a superplex on xOMGx. Jed and Vortekz are on the floor and Jed just speared Vortekz into the corner of the ring. Jed is gushing blood from his arm and it is heavily taped. Kidd gave xOMGx a super Michinoku Driver off the second rope. Vortekz stops Jed from delivering a move off the second onto xOMGx but eats a Canadian Destroyer from the second rope for his trouble from Jed. Joey is adding more tape to the cut on Jed's arm to try to stop the bleeding and then they use more of the duct tape to tape xOMGx to the bottom rope but Vortekz makes the save and they doubleteam Jed and tape him to the ropes instead. Joey is trying to untie Jed while Kidd tries to fight off both Dragons. Powerbomb blockbuster combo off the ropes onto Kidd and then Vortekz delivers a top rope knee onto Kidd as he was laying on top of light tubes for the pin.
Lit cigarrettes, hot coals in the Semifinals along with a brand new match in honor of our friends from the UK that are here. London Bridge Death Match...Barbed Wire strung across the top rope with light tubes on top of the barb wire and the combatants have to fight underneath the crap. Ian says he was inspired by the Last Battle of Atlanta cage match between Buzz Sawyer & Tommy Rich.
Ian just announced that Matt Sydal vs. Human Tornado next week in Philly will be 2 out of 3 falls.
Next up will be Corporal Robinson vs. Mad Man Pondo in electrified lighttubes match where pinfall must come after putting your opponent through a set of electrified light tubes (plugged in and burning hot.)
3). Corporal Robinson def. Mad Man Pondo to advance to the semifinals
The two fight by the plugged in lighttube contraption and after a couple of near misses...Corporal drop toe holds Pondo through the electrified light tubes but no pinfalls. Pondo recovers and delivers a stop sign shot to the head of Corporal. Pondo ties Corporal into the Tree of Woe and lays the stop sign in front of Corporal and throws a chair into the stop sign. Pondo plugs in a new lighttube contraption and sticks Corporal's face onto the lighttubes to feel the burn. A fan has a weapon with a stuffed horse with lighttubes taped onto it. Corp is sitting in a chair and Pondo makes the ref hold the lighttube horse to Corp's face and hits a centon off the second rope onto Corporal smashing the tubes into his face and crashing through the chair. Pondo tries to use the plugged in lighttube like it was his stop sign but Corporal ducks the swing and kicks the electrified tubes into Pondo's face but Pondo kicks out at two. Corp is making a brigde with the electrified tubes across two chairs and calls for boot camp but Pondo blocks and tries for a powerbomb but Corporal back drops him. Corporal with a Crippler Crossface. Corporal with a top rope rana on Pondo through a bunch of tubes and such across the chair for the pin.
Pondo brings the house down with another big vagina joke on the lady that was picked on last night. Standing ovation and "we love Pondo" chants throughout the building.
Brain Damage vs. Mickie Knuckles - Fans Bring The Weapons is up next.
4). Brain Damage def. Mickie Knuckles
Mickie attacks a confused Terminator with a VCR to the head and light tubes. Brain Damage is busted open immediately. Mickie has set a bunch of light tubes into the face of Damage and delivers a BBoy dropkick shattering the tubes into Damage's face. The Terminator still confused and not sure about the destruction of a woman but Mickie wasting no time drills him with a trash can and now the Terminator is set to destruction. He just collasped a metal trash can over Mickie's head and is cheese grating her face. Brain Damage breaks tubes over Mickie's back SO HARD THAT THE GLASS FLIES FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE RING OVER THE TOP OF THE GIMMICK TABLES AND ALMOST HIT ME IN THE BACK OF THE BUILDING!
Brain Damage is now going to town on Mickie's arm with Barb Wire in the exact spot that was left gaping open after the match with Tank last night. Blood is gushing from Mickie's face and arm. Mickie is in tears and the Terminator is going "What the I have a potty mouth is going on" and Mickie rolls him up for two and Brain Damage wigs out. Several punches to Mickie's face but Mickie is firing back with forearms and now an intense exchange of headbutts. The crowd is going nuts. Powerbomb by Brain Damage but Mickie kicks out...modified cradle powerbomb but Mickie kicks out again and Brain Damage is very angry and gives her a hooked piledriver into weapons for the pinfall. Brain Damage advances to the semifinals as the fans chant IWA and "Mickie Knuckles" and Brain Damage calls Mickie "a tough smurfing pup." They embrace in the ring to the fans cheers.
5). Dysfunction def. Drake Younger to win the IWA Death Match title and advance to the semifinals
Jockeying for position to throw each other into the boards but neither man can do it. Dys calls Drake a pup. They go to the floor and start fighting. Barbed wire bat shot to the chest on Dys. Drake tries to throw hot sauce on him but Dys turns the tables. Attendance is close to 200 and most of them are standing in front of me watching them fight on the floor so I can't see anything. The crowd is ooooooohing and acted grossed out by something. I saw Drake's back was all cut up and he had a lot of lemon juice squeezed onto his back. They return to the ring and Drake gets a near fall with a spinebuster. Drake went for a border toss onto a barbed wire bat but Dys falls out the back way and sends Drake down backfirst onto the barbed wire bat. Running kick to the face only gets two. Dys takes the bw bat to the face of Drake. Drake slides out between Dys' legs and trips him stomach first onto the bw bat. Drake goes up to the top rope and misses the frog splash. Dys with a top rope legdrop onto the bw bat onto Drake. Drake with a running powerslam through the bw board in the corner on Dys but only two. Dys slides out of the cop killa. Drake slides out of Dys' finisher. But Dys finally hits a DVD off the top rope and gets the pinfall on Drake and wins the IWA Death Match title and advances to the semifinals.
6). Freak Show def. Necro Butcher to advance to the semifinals
Necro immediately enters the ring and starts drilling Freak Show in the face with fists. There is a cardboard life size stand up of the Rock wrapped in Barbed wire. Necro killing Freak Show with chops on the floor. Necro is killing Freak Show with everything that isn't nailed down. They are getting way to close for my liking and Necro just gave Freak Show a chair neck tie for a two count. Thankfully there is about 100 people in between me and them even though though are about 10 feet away. The crowd was chanting for Necro and I have no idea what sick and demented thing he was doing to Freak Show. Someone just has eaten a lot of light tubes. They have returned to the ring and it looks like Freak Show is in control. Show drives about 8 light tubes taped together into the chest of Necro as he was flat on the canvas. Avanlanche in the corner by Freak Show and the barefoot Necro is down. Yes Necro is barefoot walking through the tacks, glass, barbed wire and various crazy insane objects in the ring. Necro goes for a bodyslam but Freak Show is too heavy and Necro collaspes under the weight but only two. I don't know how someone came across it but a weapon just used was a gas pump hose...the handle that you put into your gas tank. That has to be a felony. Necro with punches and he just knocked a whole lot of coagulated blood off of Freak Show. Disgusting. Bodyslam by Necro and more punches. Freak Show blocks a running clothesline and delivers a standing short arm clothesline of his own. Freak Show just pins Necro following a modified DDT into the weapons.
Jim Fannin starts the night off by announcing that there will be no traditional group picture this year due to the fact that most of the lockerroom want the Deep-South guys dead.
First round match: Mickie Knuckles vs Tank - Barbwire ropes, Barbwire bat
Tank jumps Mickie before the introductions are done. They start out brawling and now Mickie has the upper hand, grinding a barbwire bat into Tank's head. Mickie is biting the bloody forehead of Tank! Tank bails to the outside and Mickie pursues him. Now the entire crowd has gathering around Mickie and Tank as they continue beating the hell out of eachother on the outside. Sounds like they're exchanging headbutts. Now I hear chairshots. They're starting to move back toward the ring now and the crowd is returning to their seats.
Both Mickie and Tank are a bloody mess. Mickie gets whipped into the barbwire ropes hard. Low blow to Tank! Mickie whips Tank into the corner through a barbwire board! Crowd is chanting "Mickie, Mickie." Nasty barbwire bat shot to the head of Mickie Knuckles and now Tank is standing over Mickie as he rakes away at Mickie's head with the barbwire bat. Mickie comes back with some hard strikes and now it looks like she's wrapped barbwire around her legs! Lungblower to the chest of Tank with barbwire around Mickie's legs. Tank is bringing up the barbwire bat but Mickie hits the shining kawada, kicking the barbwire bat back into Tank's face! Mickie goes for the pin....1, 2 3! Mickie advances to round two!
A familiar entrance music begins playing in Plainfield: "Ghetto Superstar" by ODB......ROLLIN' HARD is back in the IWA!
First round match: Rollin' Hard vs Necro Butcher - Tai Pei Death, Barbwire Madness
Gypsy Joe hasn't been heard from all day....Rollin' Hard came along with Mitch Page, so Rollin' will be taking Gypsy Joe's spot in the KOTDM.
Both men are circling the ring, waiting for the other to make the first move. In almost no time at all, both men are busted open from the glass covered fists both men are wielding. Rollin' Hard has the advantage now, clubbing away the head and face area of the Necro Butcher. Necro is coming back now and has back Rollin' into a corner, just laying into the Necro Butcher! Rollin' comes back by punching Necro on his bare foot! Rollin' tucks Necro's foot into his own shirt now and has a HANDS-FREE SUBMISSION! Necro refuses to give up. ASIATIC SPIKE out of nowhere!!! Rollin' Hard's hand drops three times and the Necro Butcher advances to round two!
And now, mousetraps, cacti, christmas tree balls, and a barbwire board are being set up!
First round match: Scotty Vortekz vs Mad Man Pondo - Four Corners of Pain, Staple Gun
#16 is revealed to be Indianapolis' own Scotty Vortekz! A test of strength to start off? Pondo kicks Vortekz in the gut and promptly puts three staples into Vortekz! Make that four. Irish whip and Pondo hits a side slam on Vortekz! Pondo remarks that he just hit a wrestling move! And now he's putting the mousetrap box into the ring....Vortekz hits a twisting headscissors on Pondo right into the mousetraps!
They go to the outside and Vortekz goes for a moonsault off the apron...but he misses and goes into barbwire! Pondo sets up the barbwire board inside the ring and Vortekz is leaning against the apron on the outside...baseball dropkick by Pondo, sending the barbwire into Vortekz's face! Pondo slams Vortekz into the barbwire in the ring for a near fall. And now we have the Christmas balls...beautifully arranged to spell "I W A." Vorktekz hits a HURRACANRANA from the top onto Pondo, exploding through the Christmas balls! Vortekz is going back up top....DOUBLE KNEES to the chest of Pondo for another near fall! Vortekz has set up the cactus pit onto two chairs in the corner...Vortekz is cut off by Pondo with a backbody drop into the Christmas ball glass! Pondo puts Vortekz on the top rope.....DDT FROM THE TOP ROPE INTO THE CACTUS!!!! Pondo advances to tomorrow night.
First round match: Fukimoto vs Drake Younger - Thumbtack Insanity/Barbwire Madness for the IWA Deathmatch Title
Both men start off swinging thumbtack bats and now Drake has a "One Way" sign set up in the corner with a thumbtack bat on top...hiptoss onto Fukimoto onto the sign! NASTY thumbtack chair-shot onto Drake Younger by the representative from Fighting Ultimate Crazy Kings! Drake responds with a spinebuster into the mass of tacks!
Chops in the corner by Drake, whips Fukimoto into the opposite corner...Fukimoto catches Drake with a big boot and big dropkick from the top rope, sending Drake into the tacks! Drake with a T-Bone on Fukimoto into the tacks! And now, Drake is going for the Drake's Landing...Fukimoto counters and Drake turns around into the GREEN MIST by Fukimoto! Fukimoto with a disgusting powerbomb right onto Drake's head! Drake kicks out at two! Drake has Fukimoto up....DRAKE'S LANDING into the tacks! 1, 2, 3! Drake Younger advances to the next round and retains the IWA Deathmatch Title!
We are now at intermission to clean up the mess and set up a barbwire cage for the next match.
First round match: Danny Havoc vs Dysfunction - Double TLC: Tables, Lighttubes, Ladder, chairs & Barbwire cage
Havoc whips Dys into the cage immediately but Dys returns the favor by whipping Havoc into the barbwire portion of the cage. Dys with a belly to belly suplex on Havoc onto the barbwire ladder...and then a Michinoku Driver onto the ladder. Dys lays in several chops on Havoc and smashes a light tubes across his back...Dys assaults Havoc with a series of vicious kicks for a near fall...Dysfunction straight kicks Danny Havoc in the balls as he's caught in the barbwire....Dys slams Havoc into the barbwire, into a fallaway slam.
Dys gets his arm caught in the barbwire and Havoc nails a running yakuza kick to Dysfunction's elbow! Havoc with a lighttube assisted legdrop from the top rope! Havoc is now setting up a table. Dys turns it around quickly and legdrops Danny Havoc through the table, from the top rope! German suplex attempt blocked by Havoc, who turns around nails a Dragon suplex into broken glass on Dysfunction. Havoc with a baseball-swing-like lighttube shot to a seated Dysfunction. Danny Havoc is now constructing a monstrosity of chairs and a ladder....now he has Dysfunction layed across the ladder and stacks light tubes on top of him! Havoc is going up to the top of the cage! Dys is up! He grabs Havoc and slams him through the ladder/chair concoction and follows up with a double-stomp from the second rope!!! Dysfunction picks up the win and advances! Crowd is chanting for both Dysfunction and Danny Havoc as we get ready to clean up the huge mess...
First round match: Freakshow vs "Mean" Mitch Page - Homerun Derby match (Thumbtack bats, lighttube bats, barbwire bats, carpet strip bats, and more)
Jim Fannin gives a scathing introduction to Freakshow, saying he is from the "Untrained, undeserving, backyard called the Land of Blood and Guts....the man that didn't earn his spot in the KOTDM...Freakshow). Your referee is John "PeeWee
Moore. Mitch Page goes right to work on Freakshow before he can even be introduced. A snap-pop bat is used, a thick plastic bat, and a sandpaper bat are used. They go to the outside and Page hits Freakshow with another STIFF batshot. Mitch Page with a lighttube bat shot to Freakshow and he grinds the broken end into his skull. Page is absolutely dominating Freakshow, who is a bloody mess. Freakshow has blood and glass all over his back, and has now taken control over Page...back in the ring, Freakshow just hammered Mitch Page in the head with the dreaded water-jug bat. Freakshow has the SPIKE! He's stabbing away at Mitch Page's head! Freakshow has been gouging at the face of Mitch Page for well over 2-3 minutes and now the fans are chanting for someone to "Kill the ref," who has repeatedly threatened to stop the match if Freakshow won't stop...A WHITE TOWEL HAS BEEN THROWN IN! Mitch Page's best friend Rollin' Hard has thrown in the towel! This match is over and Freakshow will advance to the next round. Rollin' Hard is in the ring checking on Mitch Page.
First round match: Insane Lane vs Brain Damage - Fans Bring the Weapons
Insane Lane is met with a loud chorus of boos as he enters but it is the exact opposite for the returning Brain Damage! Streamers are everywhere as the Hardcore Terminator makes his way through the crowd and now Insane Lane is playing in the streamers as if they were for him. "Welcome back" chant for Brain Damage. Insane Lane gets the same type of introduction from Jim Fannin as Freakshow.
Both men exchanging shots in the middle of the ring and Insane Lane is dropped after 3 shots! Lane goes after Damage with a barbwire tennis racket and is frantically breaking lighttubes over Brain Damage's back. Damage comes back and he now has a cheese grater, slicing Lane up like sharp cheddar! VCR shot to Insane Lane and now they're on the outside! Brain Damage hits atleast 50 consecutive headbutts as he pushes Insane Lane through two rows of chairs. Damage with a straight body slam onto the concrete floor on Insane Lane. Brain Damage has a lighttube board and drives Insane Lane through the glass (I don't know how due to the wall of people in front of me.
Now they've made their way to the bleachers and Brain Damage falls straight on his back from the top. Insane Lane has taken control of the match as both men (and 90% of the crowd) move to the opposite side of the Capitol Sports Center. Brain Damage destroys Insane Lane with another lighttube bat.
And they're back in the ring. The crowd scatters back to their seats. Lane going for a powerbomb but Damage blocks. Package piledriver onto Insane Lane! It's over! Brain Damage advances to the second round tomorrow night!
It's time for our last match of the evening!
First round match: Deranged vs Corporal Robinson - Fans Bring the Weapons
Both men shake hands before they square off. Now they're exchanging some vicious blows and Deranged eventually clotheslines Corporal over the top rope, to the floor. The water jug bat has made its return in this match! Corporal with a lighttube/thumbtack chair-shot to Deranged. The sounds of glass breaking and absolute pain can be heard, but not seen from our post. Deranged regains control and is taking Corporal through the fans, towards the sound table. I can't see from here very well but Joey Eastman on commentary seems to be having a good time.
Deranged is setting up a lighttube contraption with a plastic fork board on top. Corporal blocks a powerbomb attempt and hits a BOOT CAMP pup onto the mess that Deranged created! Deranged KICKS OUT! Deranged hits a double-underhook suplex and calls for some chairs...he sets up the chairs BACK to BACK and powerbombs Corp right onto them! Kickout! Deranged hits a moonsault onto Corp, who has lighttubes on his chest! He kicks out AGAIN! Deranged is attempting to suplex Corporal to the outside through lighttubes but Corporal blocks...BOOT CAMP pup from the second rope on the outside through lighttubes! Corporal gets the pin on the floor! Corporal Robinson goes to the next round!
Ian announced the second round matches:
Brain Damage vs Mickie Knuckles
Corporal Robinson vs Mad Man Pondo
Drake Younger vs Dysfunction
Necro Butcher vs Freakshow
NIGHT 2:
1). Brandon Thomaselli def. Low Ki to retain the IWA Mid-South Light Heavyweight Title
I missed the first five minutes of this so I apologize. Brandon throwing chops and the crowd is calling him a "vagina" and booing. Low Ki had connected on a thunderous chop earlier that the crowd loved. Low Ki fires back and the crowd loves it. Low Ki goes for a dropkick but Brandon holds the ropes and Low Ki crashes to the canvas. Brandon goes for a powerbomb but Ki blocks out of it and does the double foot stomp onto Brandon's chest. Brandon gasping for air and Low Ki keeps flooring him with chops and then puts him in the corner and gives him the multiple chops and a running elbow. Spinning roundhouse kick to the stomach by Ki and Brandon is in bad shape. Kicks to the chest as Brandon is on his knees. Low Ki is on his A game tonight and looks primed to win the title. Butterfly suplex into a pinning bridge but Brandon kicks out at two. Ki back to vicious kicks to chest and back on the fallen champion. Low Ki attempts a charging forearm smash but Brandon does a diving dropkick to Ki's knees. Brandon tries for another powerbomb but Ki fights out of it and punts a field goal into Brandon's chest as he was bent over and Brandon flies backwards into the referee. Brandon hits The Deal (Powerbomb Lungblower to the back) but the ref is down. Brandon pulls out a chain but Low Ki delivers a John Woo dropkick and sends Brandon flying onto the ref. Ki goes up top very slowly but Brandon kicks the rising referee in the butt and knocks him into the ropes causing Ki to be crotched on the top. Brandon then gets the pin on Low Ki with the aid of a foreign object on his hand and punch to the face as Ki had him up for a belly to back suplex. The winner and still champion...Brandon Thomaselli.
Circle City Street Fight is on next...Southern Rock (Indiana Kidd Jr & Hillbilly Jed) w/ Joey Eastman vs. Naptown Dragons (xOMGx & Vortekz)
2). Naptown Dragons def. Southern Rock in the Circle City Street Fight
Joey Eastman has explained how he was hired by Southern Rock since he is such a great manager. He has "Camera Man Zoom" bejeweled onto the back of his regular black suit coat...while wearing bright orange bejeweled pants.
Quick doubleteaming from Dragons to start complete with Vortekz springboarding off of the back of xOMGx, whom was on all fours, and delivered double knees to the face of Jed in the corner and then a double Rude Awakening style neckbreaker onto Jed. The action has went to the floor and I can't see anything. They are definitely into the pile of weapons up against the wall because I can hear the mayhem even though I can't hear it and I believe some it involves light tubes or Christmas ornament weapons. xOMGx was tied to the Tree of Woe and Joey Eastman held light tubes in front of his chest and Jed speared into him breaking the tubes on xOMGx. xOMGx is down in the corner and Vortekz is laying on top of a bed of plastic forks...I don't know how he got there but it was a double team move of some sort. Kidd with a superplex on xOMGx. Jed and Vortekz are on the floor and Jed just speared Vortekz into the corner of the ring. Jed is gushing blood from his arm and it is heavily taped. Kidd gave xOMGx a super Michinoku Driver off the second rope. Vortekz stops Jed from delivering a move off the second onto xOMGx but eats a Canadian Destroyer from the second rope for his trouble from Jed. Joey is adding more tape to the cut on Jed's arm to try to stop the bleeding and then they use more of the duct tape to tape xOMGx to the bottom rope but Vortekz makes the save and they doubleteam Jed and tape him to the ropes instead. Joey is trying to untie Jed while Kidd tries to fight off both Dragons. Powerbomb blockbuster combo off the ropes onto Kidd and then Vortekz delivers a top rope knee onto Kidd as he was laying on top of light tubes for the pin.
Lit cigarrettes, hot coals in the Semifinals along with a brand new match in honor of our friends from the UK that are here. London Bridge Death Match...Barbed Wire strung across the top rope with light tubes on top of the barb wire and the combatants have to fight underneath the crap. Ian says he was inspired by the Last Battle of Atlanta cage match between Buzz Sawyer & Tommy Rich.
Ian just announced that Matt Sydal vs. Human Tornado next week in Philly will be 2 out of 3 falls.
Next up will be Corporal Robinson vs. Mad Man Pondo in electrified lighttubes match where pinfall must come after putting your opponent through a set of electrified light tubes (plugged in and burning hot.)
3). Corporal Robinson def. Mad Man Pondo to advance to the semifinals
The two fight by the plugged in lighttube contraption and after a couple of near misses...Corporal drop toe holds Pondo through the electrified light tubes but no pinfalls. Pondo recovers and delivers a stop sign shot to the head of Corporal. Pondo ties Corporal into the Tree of Woe and lays the stop sign in front of Corporal and throws a chair into the stop sign. Pondo plugs in a new lighttube contraption and sticks Corporal's face onto the lighttubes to feel the burn. A fan has a weapon with a stuffed horse with lighttubes taped onto it. Corp is sitting in a chair and Pondo makes the ref hold the lighttube horse to Corp's face and hits a centon off the second rope onto Corporal smashing the tubes into his face and crashing through the chair. Pondo tries to use the plugged in lighttube like it was his stop sign but Corporal ducks the swing and kicks the electrified tubes into Pondo's face but Pondo kicks out at two. Corp is making a brigde with the electrified tubes across two chairs and calls for boot camp but Pondo blocks and tries for a powerbomb but Corporal back drops him. Corporal with a Crippler Crossface. Corporal with a top rope rana on Pondo through a bunch of tubes and such across the chair for the pin.
Pondo brings the house down with another big vagina joke on the lady that was picked on last night. Standing ovation and "we love Pondo" chants throughout the building.
Brain Damage vs. Mickie Knuckles - Fans Bring The Weapons is up next.
4). Brain Damage def. Mickie Knuckles
Mickie attacks a confused Terminator with a VCR to the head and light tubes. Brain Damage is busted open immediately. Mickie has set a bunch of light tubes into the face of Damage and delivers a BBoy dropkick shattering the tubes into Damage's face. The Terminator still confused and not sure about the destruction of a woman but Mickie wasting no time drills him with a trash can and now the Terminator is set to destruction. He just collasped a metal trash can over Mickie's head and is cheese grating her face. Brain Damage breaks tubes over Mickie's back SO HARD THAT THE GLASS FLIES FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE RING OVER THE TOP OF THE GIMMICK TABLES AND ALMOST HIT ME IN THE BACK OF THE BUILDING!
Brain Damage is now going to town on Mickie's arm with Barb Wire in the exact spot that was left gaping open after the match with Tank last night. Blood is gushing from Mickie's face and arm. Mickie is in tears and the Terminator is going "What the I have a potty mouth is going on" and Mickie rolls him up for two and Brain Damage wigs out. Several punches to Mickie's face but Mickie is firing back with forearms and now an intense exchange of headbutts. The crowd is going nuts. Powerbomb by Brain Damage but Mickie kicks out...modified cradle powerbomb but Mickie kicks out again and Brain Damage is very angry and gives her a hooked piledriver into weapons for the pinfall. Brain Damage advances to the semifinals as the fans chant IWA and "Mickie Knuckles" and Brain Damage calls Mickie "a tough smurfing pup." They embrace in the ring to the fans cheers.
5). Dysfunction def. Drake Younger to win the IWA Death Match title and advance to the semifinals
Jockeying for position to throw each other into the boards but neither man can do it. Dys calls Drake a pup. They go to the floor and start fighting. Barbed wire bat shot to the chest on Dys. Drake tries to throw hot sauce on him but Dys turns the tables. Attendance is close to 200 and most of them are standing in front of me watching them fight on the floor so I can't see anything. The crowd is ooooooohing and acted grossed out by something. I saw Drake's back was all cut up and he had a lot of lemon juice squeezed onto his back. They return to the ring and Drake gets a near fall with a spinebuster. Drake went for a border toss onto a barbed wire bat but Dys falls out the back way and sends Drake down backfirst onto the barbed wire bat. Running kick to the face only gets two. Dys takes the bw bat to the face of Drake. Drake slides out between Dys' legs and trips him stomach first onto the bw bat. Drake goes up to the top rope and misses the frog splash. Dys with a top rope legdrop onto the bw bat onto Drake. Drake with a running powerslam through the bw board in the corner on Dys but only two. Dys slides out of the cop killa. Drake slides out of Dys' finisher. But Dys finally hits a DVD off the top rope and gets the pinfall on Drake and wins the IWA Death Match title and advances to the semifinals.
6). Freak Show def. Necro Butcher to advance to the semifinals
Necro immediately enters the ring and starts drilling Freak Show in the face with fists. There is a cardboard life size stand up of the Rock wrapped in Barbed wire. Necro killing Freak Show with chops on the floor. Necro is killing Freak Show with everything that isn't nailed down. They are getting way to close for my liking and Necro just gave Freak Show a chair neck tie for a two count. Thankfully there is about 100 people in between me and them even though though are about 10 feet away. The crowd was chanting for Necro and I have no idea what sick and demented thing he was doing to Freak Show. Someone just has eaten a lot of light tubes. They have returned to the ring and it looks like Freak Show is in control. Show drives about 8 light tubes taped together into the chest of Necro as he was flat on the canvas. Avanlanche in the corner by Freak Show and the barefoot Necro is down. Yes Necro is barefoot walking through the tacks, glass, barbed wire and various crazy insane objects in the ring. Necro goes for a bodyslam but Freak Show is too heavy and Necro collaspes under the weight but only two. I don't know how someone came across it but a weapon just used was a gas pump hose...the handle that you put into your gas tank. That has to be a felony. Necro with punches and he just knocked a whole lot of coagulated blood off of Freak Show. Disgusting. Bodyslam by Necro and more punches. Freak Show blocks a running clothesline and delivers a standing short arm clothesline of his own. Freak Show just pins Necro following a modified DDT into the weapons.
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