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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Jul 12, 2007 20:08:39 GMT -5
I don't know. I can't put my finger on it. I'd say his physique, but it's nothing spectacular. His somewhat more that bland personality, perhaps.
Do you know why he reminds me of Test?
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Post by samachine on Jul 12, 2007 20:11:38 GMT -5
He's a big tall blonde guy?
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Post by EJS on Jul 12, 2007 20:16:11 GMT -5
Tall, strong but not-super roid build, long blonde hair, leather pants, big boot, sometimes sunglasses.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jul 12, 2007 20:17:18 GMT -5
Well it can't be the fact Hoyt (hoyt hoyt hoyt hoyt) does Springboard moonsaults...
hmm...
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Post by nerdinitupagain on Jul 12, 2007 20:26:56 GMT -5
Cause Hoyt looks a lot like Test when he debuted?
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Post by Timmy8271 on Jul 12, 2007 20:28:16 GMT -5
Lance Hoyt is just so feminine. The only way he's compared to test is he gets booked with hot chicks. He reminds me more of Adrian Street than Test.
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Post by jfpierce on Jul 12, 2007 21:02:18 GMT -5
Test + talent + fruity tattoo = Lance Hoyt
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Post by macdaddysquid on Jul 12, 2007 22:00:39 GMT -5
Well it can't be the fact Hoyt (hoyt hoyt hoyt hoyt) does Springboard moonsaults... hmm... So does blue meanie...Nothing special |
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jul 12, 2007 22:12:58 GMT -5
Well it can't be the fact Hoyt (hoyt hoyt hoyt hoyt) does Springboard moonsaults... hmm... So does blue meanie...Nothing special I'm not comparing Blue Meanie and Hoyt, I'm comparing Andy 2x4 Test Martin to Hoyt. |
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Post by violentchiba on Jul 12, 2007 22:34:15 GMT -5
And that Texas Tower Bomb is actually pretty damn good looking too
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Post by Michael Coello on Jul 12, 2007 22:34:56 GMT -5
Let's see:
-Both are tall, slender guys
-Both use big boots.
-Hoyt has long hair similar to Test during the Attitude era.
-Both have similar moon designs on their tights.
-Both are not charisma demons.
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Post by Joekishi on Jul 12, 2007 22:38:42 GMT -5
Hoyt's finisher is also one of Test's old signature moves, the Twisting flapjack.
Hell Put them Together as a damn tag team in TNA, sure they'd make Abyss look small, but hey who doesn't nowadays?
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Post by nisi on Jul 12, 2007 23:09:46 GMT -5
They are virtually clones. Hoyt has a weirder look, less muscle, more tramp stamp. he's pretty, I'll give him that.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2007 23:27:28 GMT -5
Hoyt is superior to Test in any way, shape, or form. He DOES look like Test, but do not be fooled! He is not a super weird looking or roided up.
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Post by Beebs is the Final Girl on Jul 12, 2007 23:29:35 GMT -5
Lance Hoyt is just so feminine. The only way he's compared to test is he gets booked with hot chicks. He reminds me more of Adrian Street than Test. hoyt likes pink too? i think adrian was more manly that hoyt is. the christy hemme thing is just a cover. |
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jul 13, 2007 0:41:16 GMT -5
All I know is I want Hoyt's job. Who wouldn't love getting paid to make out with Christy Hemme?
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Post by Super Nimieboo on Jul 13, 2007 0:44:46 GMT -5
Lance Hoyt is just so feminine. The only way he's compared to test is he gets booked with hot chicks. He reminds me more of Adrian Street than Test. Really? Adrian Street is more like Goldust or more obviously Rico. Hoyt is a different kind of femme because Street was actually a butch. [/lingo] Lance is teh inadvertant hotness and it's no wonder he get paired with hot chicks. He's actually average looking, not supper hot but not your usual fugly dude, either. |
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jul 13, 2007 0:44:48 GMT -5
All I know is I want Hoyt's job. Who wouldn't love getting paid to make out with Christy Hemme? Now THAT'S a step up from teaming with VKM and feuding with the KISS Demon and AJ (complicatedlastname) |
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Post by Dynamic Dude Johnny on Jul 13, 2007 6:17:19 GMT -5
Hoyt's finisher is also one of Test's old signature moves, the Twisting flapjack.
Hell Put them Together as a damn tag team in TNA, sure they'd make Abyss look small, but hey who doesn't nowadays?
They need a manger in my opinion. A retired wrestler who used a big boot and powermore(in his case a powerbomb)as his finisher. a guy who is tall with long hair. a manager named Kevin Nash.
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Jul 13, 2007 16:22:52 GMT -5
Here's why Test has my undying respect, and Lance Hoyt doesn't.
Test did Stacy Keibler.
Nothing Lance Hoyt ever acheives will ever compare to that.
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