The All New C&P RAW Caption Contest

[Steveweiser]

All the more hard work this time, what with WWE's stupid new way of hosting pictures, but here's 15 of my favourites...



Vince: Here we are, ladies & gentlemen - after the success of the Wellness Policy, the future of the WWE!



3 Count, touring their difficult, experimental third album.



London: Must hurdle headless man... must smile at Vince...



Ref: Er Bob, don't think you can get THAT in Create-A-Wrestler...



Beth: Hang on... I can actually chokeslam people? The IWC will think I'm a freak!



Lillian: Babe, I think she ripped off your shirt.
Candice: What shirt?



Carlito: Okay, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave the ring until you chug a beer. Any man attempting a pinfall has to chug a beer. you have to chug a beer after every Irish whip. Oh, and the Pedigree is the beer move.



HHH: Damnit Umaga, it was my beer move!



Vince: Hunter - we stole your beer! You weren't going to get any anyway!
Umaga: Hahahahaha!



White Cap Fan: Why did we pay $50 to see their backs?
Other Fan: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...



Melina: You perve! I was going to tickle Mickie's tummy!
Hornswoggle: No wonder I have a TV under the ring then...



Hornswoggle: Thanks Melina, it's just my size! Shame red's not my colour though.



Cena: Shut it Kennedy! I'm rock hard, and you can't touch me!
Kennedy: Little does he know...



Cena: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah... er... OWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Kennedy: Heh - 30 days is NUTHIN'!



Orton: Time to put ya on the WELLNESS SHELF!!!

[Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D.]

"Your so getting wished the best in all future endeavors." ;D

[Sajoa Moe]

I'm a crazy teapot, all coked out
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all messed up, hear me shout
GIANT ELEPHANTS ARE TRAMPLING MY FACE!



Paul London makes a medical breakthrough with his Acrobatic Inverted CPR method.



Candice: My skin is falling off. Can I have some of yours?



Vince: Come on honey, we're leaving.



Welcome to Inside-a the Actors a-Studio.



Hornswoggle tries to lure the bull out from under the ring.



He takes the snap...Orton kicks...and it's GOOD!

[amsiraK]

evrbody said:

I'm a crazy teapot, all coked out
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all messed up, hear me shout
GIANT ELEPHANTS ARE TRAMPLING MY FACE!

Solid Gold!

[Zombie Mod]

Vince: just when you thought we were going to move forwards..... bam, back to the mid 80's again.



ladies and gentlemen, one of these three men will end up injured and wished well in their future endevours in the next few months, now is your chance to guess which one and say you called it first.



London: i can see the pub from here!



Ref: uhhh no bob, this isnt your life size orton doll, its cody rh.... actually yes it is bob, it's fully posable as well, sorry but the voice is a bit off.

cody: something said, not good.....



Beth: nope i cant see the sesame seed stuck in between your teeth, give it a few days and it'll come out on its own.



lawler offscreen: It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets MY hose again....
Lillian: not again
Candice: he's the same every monday.



Carlito: okay i know one of you had me busted down to a bit part again this week, which one of you was it?
vince & hhh: steph!


coming soon to your home console, wwe vs mortal kombat, the hilarious crossover game.



Vince: look scary or lawler will try it on with you.
Umaga: again? did the wellness programme claim his medicine?
vince: the weed? yeah.



santino: hello and welcome to the first ever intellectuals corner on wwe's raw... and my fellow presenter is maria.



Hornswoggle: peek a boo...
Melina: whaaaa.... back on smackdown again? how?
mickie: deoderant, make friends with it melina please.



Hornswoggle: you know lita did "slip" to get a few more fans, just saying is all......



Cena: i said young man, its fun to stay at the Y....M.....
Kennedy: finish the song and i'll hurt you.
Cena: C....A.....



Cena: mmmm such smooth skin ken....
Kennedy: first night back and i get this..... cheers stephhh



Orton: DAMN BANAAAAAAASSSSSSSKKKKKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN

[Agent P]

After gaining 50 pounds, Todd Grishem is taken off "Gay Cena Interview Duty" to become a referee.

[bagsley]

Yo, you're dealing with the new X factor...

[DeuceDominoMark]

steveweiser said:

Melina: I was going to tickle Mickie's tummy!

You're gonna make my head explode!! ;D

[uncleslam]

Because you demanded it: THE NEW FOUR HORSEMEN!


Jeff: "Hey, these guys make me look big, even when I'm squatting!"


Next summer, Paul London is...FROGGER!


Bob: "You can't be Dusty's boy. Where's your splotch? Where's your goddamn belly-welly?"


DAMN-A!


Cena shows that he doesn't only have short legs, he's got short fingers too.


Cena's "I'm selling pain" face is remarkably similar to his "I just tore my pec and I'm in real pain" face.


John Cena executes his new "No hands running powerslam" on Randy Orton.

[Steveweiser]

karisma888 said:

evrbody said:

I'm a crazy teapot, all coked out
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all messed up, hear me shout
GIANT ELEPHANTS ARE TRAMPLING MY FACE!

Solid Gold!

This makes me think that they should do a Spaced style WWE wrestler.