Heels Evil in day to day lives?(kayfabe)

[barryhorowitz4ever]

i imagine orton cheating on his taxes, and then after he puts the forms in the mail box, he does that pose of his for a couple minutes, and then drives away.

[rko]

well, stories of randy suggests he truly is a real life heel, all the more reason for my man love of him.

[plushtar]

Didn't someone post a Repo Man video of this about a month ago?

Anyway, I imagine a whole hose of whacky situations involving heels. My thoughts include John Tenta destroying a pet store after killing Damien, Bossman & Jacques Rougeau beating prisoners, one of them is Nailz, Carlito biting into random apples so he can spit on people in front of him at the local supermarket.

[Adam Pacman Khan (akkilla)]

i envison kennedy pulling microphones out of thin air when asked his name

[Lionheart]

barryhorowitz4ever said:

i imagine orton cheating on his taxes, and then after he puts the forms in the mail box, he does that pose of his for a couple minutes, and then drives away.

You, sir, have just made my afternoon.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

I'm convinced that Mr. McMahon threatens to fire people that don't even work for him if they get on his nerves enough.

"I said I wanted a REGULAR Coke, not a diet! YOOOOUU'RE FIRRRREEDD!!!"

[zombrad]

I wonder if Khali goes to basketball courts, steals the ball, and crushes it, and then walks away as the kids cry about their popped ball.

I wonder if HHH threatens to use the sledgehammer when his baby is bad. "Damnit! If you don't eat your dinner, I will bend you over my knee and take the sledgehammer to your backside.....because I am the game, and I am THAT DAMN GOOD!!!"

I wonder if Cade and Murdoch job in bar fights......

.....I wonder if Mcmahon walks like that in real life.......

And finally......
I wonder if The Miz walks up to women expecting them to embrace him with open arms, only to be shot down, and laughed at.....

[bigHEADinc]

I imagined Khali walking into a drug store brain chopping, kicking, and throwing everyone in his path for a package of tampons for his wife. Getting up to the register and...

Cashier: That will be $5.43 sir.
Khali: BLARGHHH!
Cashier: What, sir?
Khali: BLARGHHH!!!
Cashier: I can't understand you sir.
(Khali pulls out a Discover card and sets in on the counter.)
Cashier: Oh, we don't take Discover, only Visa and Mastercard, sorry!
Khali: BBBBBLLLLAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Cashier: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Khali then brain chops the cashier and runs (Well, he walks slowly) away with the tampons.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Though he's not technically a heel (yet), I bet that Face John Cena is HELL to be around at Thanksgiving.

[Tapout]

barryhorowitz4ever said:

i imagine orton cheating on his taxes, and then after he puts the forms in the mail box, he does that pose of his for a couple minutes, and then drives away.

Orton walks into a department store, looks around to see if anyone is watching, then pulls the tag off a mattress. Then he does that pose of his for a couple minutes.

He buys a diet soda at the corner store, and while the clerk is busy ringing up the order, he secretly steals a penny from the Take-A-Penny-Leave-A-Penny tray and quickly stuffs it in his wallet. Then he does that pose of his for a couple minutes.

He then goes to a busy public restroom and uses the only stall in the facility. Shortly after he walks out, the janitor comes in and puts an "out of order sign" on the door, causing the disappointed men standing in line to groan in disgust. Then he does that pose of his for a couple minutes.

[smartcenadude]

austin.

if anything "behind the scenes" stuff that has been shown of him is real, he talks down to parking valets, and etc like they are harvey wippelman. then again it was punkd, so it couldve been a work.

[bigHEADinc]

Okay, imagine a mall filled with people...

Now imagine HBK just walking around, giving SCM to anybody he comes across...

It's like Dead Rising but way sweeter (and I love that game)...

[rko]

i could imagine mark henry going to a zoo and cutting a promo in front of the gorilla spot saying, "i'm mark henry, the real silverback, these guys have nothing on me!" he then proceeds to open their cage door, but by the time he has opend it, he is too tired and the true silver backs proced to maul him.

[Pierre the Renaissance Man]

Even though hes a face, I could still see Hacksaw walking around giving the thumbs up getting people to chant HOOOO

[Dynamite Kid]

Ric Flair is caught shoplifting. A policeman arrives and makes him turn around so they can cuff him. He puts his hands behind his back and...BANG. Low blow. 'Woos' a few times, then runs outside...

...before getting shot to pieces by riot police.

[poi zen rana]

this seems like a good place as any to admit that regardless of how michael cole may be in real life, i will always imagine him showing up to events and avoiding heels backstage like they are bullies in highschool. complete with backpack and everything walking really fast making a beeline to his own personal space.

[The Ichi]

This is why old heels were the best, because they actually were people that you can imagine as evil: Tax men, Repo men, Dentists, Clowns etc.

[mysterydriver]

Snitsky goes to the dentist...

Dentist: Dear goodness! This is going to take hours!

*Gets drills*

Snitsky: No anesthesia. Pain...is my...pleasure!