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Post by Stab Sword on Oct 8, 2007 23:49:01 GMT -5
There was an ad during the divas match of Batista's book, Batista: Unleashed
So what kind of Warrior, I mean Animal Wisdom will be held in the book. "Basketballs don't hold grudges" and "this sunday, i'll be needing it back" are already taken.
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Post by Captain Wonderful on Oct 9, 2007 1:02:35 GMT -5
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Post by machinegun on Oct 9, 2007 1:07:09 GMT -5
Maybe he can help me understand how he deserved all those title shots
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Post by SAJ Forth on Oct 9, 2007 1:12:58 GMT -5
In Before The... *Jackrabbit Whispers Something* We're Not doing that?
I Heard he "Tells The Legend" and paints himself as a sexual dynamo.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Oct 9, 2007 5:37:23 GMT -5
Is this the same book we've been hearing about for a while? The one written exclusively in crayon? From what I understand, he's painting himself as some sexual god, probably writing something about Shelly Martinez, and then needing his belt back on Sunday.
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Oct 9, 2007 5:39:29 GMT -5
Batista's mother was, get this, a woman!
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Post by General Adam on Oct 9, 2007 8:19:02 GMT -5
Is this the same book we've been hearing about for a while? The one written exclusively in crayon? From what I understand, he's painting himself as some sexual god, probably writing something about Shelly Martinez, and then needing his belt back on Sunday. You just summed up the book in three sentences. Bravo. |
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Oct 9, 2007 8:40:05 GMT -5
yup here is the cover of said book  |
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Post by valiens on Oct 9, 2007 9:30:09 GMT -5
"This book is dedicated to my 3 greatest influences: "My father, Moppy, and the ghost writer who actually wrote this."
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Post by Raja Lion on Oct 9, 2007 9:31:07 GMT -5
Id rather read a book by Khali
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Post by messiah on Oct 9, 2007 10:03:35 GMT -5
Id rather read a book by Khali by the Great Khali. |
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Post by Bishblast on Oct 9, 2007 10:13:31 GMT -5
I hope he reads for his Book On Tape.
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Post by uncleslam on Oct 9, 2007 10:39:03 GMT -5
Id rather read a book by Khali Lol... Chapter I: ARRRGHHAHAHHGHHHHHAHHHH!!! It was best of times, it was the worst of times. It was ARRGHGHAHGHGAHHHHHAAAARRHHH!!! P.S. - Your sig is the greatest night in the history of our sport. |
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Oct 9, 2007 12:22:50 GMT -5
...and this Sunday, he'll be signing copies at Books-A-Million in Pahrump! At the corner of West Leslie Street and Route 160.
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Post by uncleslam on Oct 9, 2007 12:32:19 GMT -5
...and this Sunday, he'll be signing copies at Books-A-Million in Pahrump! At the corner of West Leslie Street and Route 160. ...and come the Sunday after that...he'll be needing those copies back. |
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Post by Mongo & Pepe: Back in Black on Oct 9, 2007 12:42:18 GMT -5
I hear that he talks about his mother, a lesbian, in this book.
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Post by valiens on Oct 9, 2007 12:46:04 GMT -5
I hear that he talks about his mother, a lesbian, in this book. Then let us pray for a few "Then there was the time I walked in on...." stories. |
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Post by Johnny D on Oct 9, 2007 14:42:20 GMT -5
It's his book and come this Sunday....he's gonna be needing it back.
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