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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Oct 14, 2007 15:55:51 GMT -5
Vince calls out all the wrestlers to the arena at the end of Raw's 20th anniversary show, rips his face off and reveals that he's really Ted Turner! He's been Ted Turner all along!
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Post by jcdenton on Oct 14, 2007 15:56:36 GMT -5
I'd mark
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2007 15:59:12 GMT -5
What a twist!
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Oct 14, 2007 15:59:24 GMT -5
That's not enough of a twist.
Not only is Vince actually Ted Turner, but the company we've been watching for the last six years has been WCW all along. Meanwhile, John Cena is, in reality, Sting.
WHAT A TWIST!
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 14, 2007 16:02:10 GMT -5
But.... Russo already left.
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Post by Lancers on Oct 14, 2007 16:02:43 GMT -5
They could always do a storyline where there's a wrestler who always gets ignored by other wrestlers during promos because it turns out he's dead and he doesn't realize it.
But I'm sure the creative staff will throw the guy into actual matches with the wrestlers who've been told to ignore him because he's allegedly dead. Thus, resulting in skewed continuity, which would kinda be like a M. Night Shyamalan movie.
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Oct 14, 2007 16:03:54 GMT -5
Not only is Vince actually Ted Turner, but the company we've been watching for the last six years has been WCW all along. Meanwhile, John Cena is, in reality, Sting.
that is gold!!! ;D
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Post by chavoclassic on Oct 14, 2007 16:12:24 GMT -5
I'd actually mark for every or any of this happening.
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Post by The Ichi on Oct 14, 2007 19:07:57 GMT -5
Only if heel Tony Schiavone is the mastermind behind the whole thing, and then proceeds to call this "The greatest night in the history of our sport" one more time before sprouting wings and floating off towards heaven.
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Post by Cyno on Oct 14, 2007 19:17:48 GMT -5
It'd be just like TNA? [/cheapshot]
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Post by uncleslam on Oct 14, 2007 20:13:54 GMT -5
It would be revealed that Mr. Cena was actually behind John Cena's injury, by intentionally passing on the inferior genes to John.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 14, 2007 21:20:58 GMT -5
The WWE was all in an autistic kid's mind.
Wait...that was St. Elsewhere, sorry.
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Oct 14, 2007 22:12:51 GMT -5
Hornswoggle would not only be Mr. McMahon's son, but also his half-brother. The mother would be Vince Sr.'s illegitimate daughter.
And there'd be a pseudo-religious theme.
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Post by The F'N Captain on Oct 15, 2007 1:22:40 GMT -5
Vince would be harmed by water, The WWE ring is actually in Central Park in New York, and Taker is alive, everyone ELSE is dead.
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Post by Cela on Oct 15, 2007 1:34:53 GMT -5
Eddie's alive
And the booking remains as it was during the attitude era, must hide the evil evil wicked present from current fans
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Post by suzieknox on Oct 15, 2007 1:42:34 GMT -5
Triple H comes out and cuts a promo, wrestlers surround the ring. Hunter recognises them and asks "What the hell are you guys doing here? You all retired years ago."
To which they reply "What do you mean, Jean Paul? We've been in here in WCW all along."
Dun dun dun!
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