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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Oct 31, 2007 15:39:55 GMT -5
randy goes to the mall, parks in the handicapped spot, gets out of his car and strikes that pose of his for about 5 minutes, and then goes inside.
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Post by Jazzman on Oct 31, 2007 15:47:39 GMT -5
After going inside, He finds a man and asks him where the nearest bathroom is. 'It's a few miles Away' the man says. Orton then proceeds to go to a handbag store and takes a dump in it. Fearing he will be tired he locks in a headlock on the store manager to build up his energy
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AriadosMan
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Post by AriadosMan on Oct 31, 2007 15:54:26 GMT -5
Randy gives this thread a 15 minute resthold and kills it.
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Post by Big L on Oct 31, 2007 15:57:14 GMT -5
NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orton's on his way to give this thread a much deserving RKO!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2007 15:58:02 GMT -5
 Another headlock, Randy? |
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Post by Steveweiser on Oct 31, 2007 15:58:50 GMT -5
Orton then sees an old lady fall over outside KFC. But instead of helping her up, Orton runs up and punts her in the head, and runs away.
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Post by 4TheGlory on Oct 31, 2007 17:26:17 GMT -5
What makes any of you think he WOULDN'T act like this out of kayfabe  |
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Post by Big L on Oct 31, 2007 17:27:42 GMT -5
What makes any of you think he WOULDN'T act like this out of kayfabe yea ur right...Orton is pretty much playing his real life self on tv |
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Post by AriadosMan on Oct 31, 2007 17:29:17 GMT -5
yea ur right...Orton is pretty much playing his real life self on tv Orton assaults 60-year olds in his free time?  |
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Post by Big L on Oct 31, 2007 17:31:25 GMT -5
yea ur right...Orton is pretty much playing his real life self on tv Orton assaults 60-year olds in his free time? i mean being a jerk |
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Post by 4TheGlory on Oct 31, 2007 17:33:45 GMT -5
Orton assaults 60-year olds in his free time? i mean being a jerk Well, after a show he nearly killed a handicapped fan who was crossing the street, with his rental car |
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Post by Big L on Oct 31, 2007 17:39:53 GMT -5
Well, after a show he nearly killed a handicapped fan who was crossing the street, with his rental car did he really? where do u read this at? |
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Oct 31, 2007 19:46:18 GMT -5
I always imagined that he just sits alone in his hotel room for hours, calls an escort, smurfs her, tells her to leave, sits alone for hours just doing nothing.
Like a real psycho.
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Post by HRH The KING on Oct 31, 2007 19:47:57 GMT -5
I always imagined that he just sits alone in his hotel room for hours, calls an escort, smurfs him, tells him to leave, sits alone for hours just doing nothing. Like a real psycho. Fixed. |
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Post by Bishblast on Oct 31, 2007 19:50:06 GMT -5
I always imagined that he just sits alone in his hotel room for hours, calls an escort, smurfs him, tells him to leave, sits alone for hours just doing nothing. Like a real psycho. Fixed. That's about right... The guys got some serious issues with women, obviously, so I wouldn't doubt it. |
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Oct 31, 2007 23:23:39 GMT -5
I always imagined that he just sits alone in his hotel room for hours, calls an escort, smurfs her, tells her to leave, sits alone for hours just doing nothing. Like a real psycho. I could see that. He does seem like he might, not to be insensitive, go nuts and kill a few people on day. |
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Post by Mitch 4:20 on Nov 1, 2007 0:02:25 GMT -5
*rest hold*
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Post by skiller on Nov 1, 2007 2:50:31 GMT -5
Randy often visits the funerals of legends he never met. He then reassures the close friends and family that they're not in heaven, they're down there... in hell!
He then follows this by rolling around on the ground and RKO'ing the corpse.
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Post by Limey on Nov 1, 2007 2:52:35 GMT -5
He spends his evenings clutching the WWE title and turning the light on...and off...and on...and off...staring at nothing in particular.
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