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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 28, 2024 2:54:48 GMT -5
Roman gets injured before WrestleMania and forfeits the title. Main event of Night 2 is Cody/Rock. Absolute shitfest for 25 minutes after Rock gets gassed three minutes in.
Cody slaps on a Sharpshooter and the ref calls for the bell, aka Montreal Screwjob Redux.
Cody is handed the belt while Rock goes apeshit, destroying the ringside area and fingering AEW to the hard camera.
Next night on RAW, Cody is in the ring and Roman comes down, the Bloodline seconding him. Cody kneels before Roman and says, “I acknowledge you, my tribal chief!” and surrenders the belt back to Roman.
Epilogue: somehow according to WWE, Cody’s reign doesn’t count and they consider Roman’s title reign unbroken. He then proceeds to hold onto the title for 4 more years, “breaking” Sammartino’s record. He then retires as champ, putting no one over on the way out.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 27, 2024 19:47:47 GMT -5
Liver and onions!
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 27, 2024 19:32:31 GMT -5
Me: How bad could it be?
*googles tweet*
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 19, 2024 23:38:39 GMT -5
Turns out we had nothing to worry about. Mr Kinney is just fine
*** Language Warning ***
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 19, 2024 0:26:40 GMT -5
Just a temporary setback. A glitch.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 17, 2024 2:48:49 GMT -5
My favorite non-wrestling Mongo moment. He calls out Angel Hernandez for blowing a big play at Home, and proceeds to rib him a little bit. Angel didn't like this, and actually got Mongo thrown out of the game. Mongo laughed it off though. Hope Mongo pulls through and makes it to his deserved Hall of Fame induction. And f*** Angel Hernandez.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 12, 2024 15:55:13 GMT -5
Got a free Western Bacon Cheeseburger from Carl’s Jr through the app (today only).
Some generous soul upgraded it to a Double Western no charge.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 11, 2024 23:24:19 GMT -5
The 49ers.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 8, 2024 19:20:37 GMT -5
And of course he mentions the f****** Netflix deal.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 8, 2024 19:17:32 GMT -5
How bad is HHH gonna botch this?
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 8, 2024 19:16:02 GMT -5
I’d rather watch paint dry than listen to Byron Saxton and that silly mustache.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 8, 2024 19:07:01 GMT -5
McAfee is not undefeated at Mania? The sex pest beat him. Although I am trying to forget that so I won’t blame them too much.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 8, 2024 19:05:41 GMT -5
Let’s see if WWE pivots or doubles down on their horseshit
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 8, 2024 0:56:15 GMT -5
WrestleMania 2000's main event had a McMahon in every corner, WreestleMania XL's main event is gonna have a wrestling journalist in every corner! Great idea! One corner can be The Rock and Meltzer. When Rock starts the match instead of going full force he just stutters around and somehow the ring is covered in trash and the place is a mess. One corner can be Cody Rhodes and Sean Ross Sapp. Cody is the favorite in the match but gets weirdly personal and aggressive out of nowhere, causing the fans to think "damn I want this guy to win but why is he so pissy right now?" One corner can be Drew McIntyre and Alvarez. Drew comes into the match hot but for whatever reason, keeps screaming "NXT WOMEN!?" at random times in the match. Nobody understands why. Last corner is Seth Rollins and Pete Select. There are banana peels everywhere, the crowd's favorite. Midway through the match, Nick Hausman grabs a mic and runs into the center of the ring screaming, “What about me? What about Hausman?!?” Everyone (journalists, the wrestlers, the ref) all proceed to kick the living shit out of him.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 7, 2024 2:27:55 GMT -5
I want Meltzer to accompany Rock as a manager like HBK/Jose Lothario, whatever happens at WM. Dude has been in the wrasslin' journalism biz for over 40 YEARS, it blows my mind. Only if Sid hits Meltzer with a camera.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 5, 2024 9:07:25 GMT -5
“It doesn’t matter if you won the Royal Rumble!”
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 3, 2024 21:46:02 GMT -5
What a bitch move on WWE’s part. You f***ed over Cody after pushing his “Finish the Story” for 2 years. You f***ed over the fans that were willing to give you the benefit of the doubt by being patient like you asked.
I’m 100% convinced they’re gonna have Roman break Sammartino’s record.
This is the absolute drizzling shits and the crowd in Philly is gonna shit alll over it.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 2, 2024 12:42:00 GMT -5
WWE is in a world of shit and here comes the pooper scooper. This is far from over and, if Fightful’s report is true, more heads are gonna roll.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 2, 2024 9:01:06 GMT -5
He did it for the people. He did it for the Rocco.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jan 28, 2024 13:00:13 GMT -5
Andrade sucks. Clearly only back because Charlotte wanted him back. He'll do nothing of note and walk out again to little fanfare.
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