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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 30, 2008 2:41:29 GMT -5
Then TNA bashers would be laughing at TNA for having Terry Funk on TV and also nitpicking how it makes zero sense. Wrestling Rule #1: Any time that Terry Funk appears on television, the sheer awesomeness of Terry Funk will override any sort of complaint and/or continuity problems. That's more true then I think you realize.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 30, 2008 2:40:02 GMT -5
Who needs more heels when you have Awesome Kong? Just have everybody try to beat her. One finally does, she holds the belt for three months, then Kong remembers she's Awesome f***ing Kong and wins the title back in under a minute.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 30, 2008 2:37:03 GMT -5
Sunglasses and Kangol hats. Just walk around and keep asking people to look at you. They'll come around.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 30, 2008 2:35:38 GMT -5
There was this one time when I did goofy names for the poll choices in the SmackDown MotW thread, and someone called them stupid.
I felt like a f***ing moron after that.
My proudest moment(s) came during my involvement with that one organization that I don't know if we're allowed to discuss yet or not.
Actually anytime a thread of mine goes past 5 pages I get a little proud, which is shameful and egotistical on my part. Sorry to anyone who was inexplicably offended by that.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 30, 2008 2:04:58 GMT -5
I snorking hate that needledick mothersnorker too, man. He's the most awkward snorker I've ever heard, and every week I want to bash his little snorking head in. That's right, his HEAD. Not his SKULL, for chrissake!
At least get a commentator who will bash him, like JBL did. Damn, those were good days.
Edit: I'm sure there's some sort of rule against wishing harm against a performer, and if I broke it, let me know and I'll tone this down. In the meantime, though, I stand by my desire to curbstomp Michael Cole.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 30, 2008 2:01:05 GMT -5
Lackluster matches tonight. I guess Punk/Rhodes.
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Goldust
Dec 30, 2008 1:12:23 GMT -5
Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 30, 2008 1:12:23 GMT -5
I will watch it when I get home from work. I am a Goldust mark. Yes I need one too. It must've been on when I went to make a sandwich.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 30, 2008 0:49:30 GMT -5
Suffice to say, she burned in his light that night.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 30, 2008 0:46:35 GMT -5
I DID IT FOR THE ROCK! I DID IT... FOR THE PEOPLE!
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 30, 2008 0:43:28 GMT -5
Intro to Environmental Science, Intro to Computer Science, Modes of Film and TV Production, and Death in the East and West.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 29, 2008 22:33:41 GMT -5
Yeah, Striker needs to be more heelish. I concur.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 29, 2008 21:51:13 GMT -5
What did you see happen in the WWE that made you say "Dude, I totally called it."
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 29, 2008 21:47:58 GMT -5
BOO-YEAH! *Goes for the jumping white guy high five* *accepts the jumping white guy high five* YYYYEAH!!!!! *watches jumping white guy high five and applauds* Also, with the Liefeld stealing shit, it may be a case of paying tribute, doncha know. I'm not saying it's the case all the time, but it's possible...
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 29, 2008 21:42:19 GMT -5
When it's very warm, yes.
When it's cold, usually a pair of boxers is enough, and maybe a t-shirt.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 29, 2008 16:02:19 GMT -5
Oh, and um, JBL's Jell-O Jigglers that rest on his chest. Those are actually two BIG things that annoy me.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 29, 2008 15:39:46 GMT -5
You know, he does sort of have a point since they ARE actors and all. I concur.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 29, 2008 12:02:47 GMT -5
Christian is not going to be in the Main Event of WrestleMania unless they redebut him at the RR and give it a proper buildup.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 29, 2008 1:01:39 GMT -5
Wise words from the future War Machine. Terrance Howard? OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?!
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 29, 2008 0:55:49 GMT -5
Best: Johnny Carson spinning a car on his head while singing opera. And/or Michael Jackson. And/or the X-Files. "His jiggling is hypnotic."
Worst: Metallica.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 29, 2008 0:48:48 GMT -5
Let's hug it out, bitch.
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