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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 5, 2009 1:20:35 GMT -5
A lot of people hate this, but it makes me laugh every time.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 5, 2009 1:16:45 GMT -5
I'm good at using the touchpad in MS Paint but that's about it.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 5, 2009 1:14:19 GMT -5
It's very common for people to say "we all have a right to our opinion, and an opinion can't be wrong". While there is some truth to that statement and it's a nice sentiment, it does make sense to place a higher value on the opinion of certain individuals in regard to certain topics. Let me give an example. Suppose I go to an art gallery to look at some paintings. I see some that I like and some that I don't. I have a friend with me who has studied art for many years and is also a successful painter. I would have to respect the fact that having a greater knowledge of the style and technique involved in doing certain types of work, my friend would be in a better postition to create an informed opinion about which are the best paintings. So while there is a subjective element involved, my friend would make a better art critic, because they would have a richer appreciation for art and a deeper understanding of art than I do. It doesn't exactly mean that they're right and I'm wrong, but it would be arrogant for me to think that others should value my opinion on the subject just as much as that of someone who is more informed. Am I right? I disagree, only because of what you pointed out. It the situation you give, your opinion isn't wrong because you are just saying which you don't like or do like. Your educated friend can make a more educated opinion, but that doesn't make it better than yours. You aren't the minority there. A lot of people are not educated in art compared to those that are. While their opinion is more thought out than a simple like/not like, I don't think that makes your opinion worse than your friend. Certainly people will value your friend's opinion more, but yours isn't wrong.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 5, 2009 1:09:48 GMT -5
Motor Colt, your "majesty."
I've been hearing rumblings backstage. Crazy claims that you made about yourself and the Inter-Forum Champ, Above Average being the superior team to 'The Corporate Rocker,' and myself, 'The Technical Professional.' You can keep telling yourself that. You can keep telling the world for all I care. But the the cold, hard truth is we hold the gold. We are the WWCF Tag Team Champions. What that means is no matter where you stand on the tag team scene, you'll never be better than us until you hold this again. *Places his WWCF Tag Title on his shoulder* Which won't happen anytime soon. Because the way I see it, you hold no right to a rematch since we beat you twice. That means you go to the back of the line.
Now as for your personal challenge, I say why not. Face facts in the last two weeks only one of us has come out with our hand raised. What's another week, huh?
Oh, and tell your little, prying friend Arron Enigma that Starshine says; take care. Nice to see you've heard enough of me to misspell my name. I have a newsflash for you Starshine. Between you and Cthulhu, you are the weaker of the two. I mean really, what have you really done recently to keep those titles? Cthulhu won the titles for you, and you nearly lost them because you tapped out. I think Cthulhu could do a better job defending the titles himself, or maybe he's using you as a distraction. Once you lose those titles again he'll probably toss you to the curb.
You tell me I am prying, yet all I see is somebody who is too arrogant for their own good running their mouth. Set yourself up for a big fall bro. I can't wait to watch those fireworks.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 4, 2009 22:40:14 GMT -5
I wish I had thought of doing this before you. I know a lot of animes that I could tear into given some motivation.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 4, 2009 22:36:30 GMT -5
I don't care who they get to host it honestly. I mean, take away the guest host and really what do you have? Chavo vs. Hornswoggle and HHH vs. Legacy with John Cena mixed in. Raw just isn't good anymore. They might as well move Kofi and Evan Bourne over to Smackdown so it can be even better than it is now vs. Raw.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 4, 2009 18:48:40 GMT -5
*Aaron is seen sitting in his study writing in a notebook. He stops writing for a second to gaze up at the camera, but then goes back to writing as he speaks*
Well well, it seems as though Corporate is rather popular with the challenges this week. M.O.P. was invited to Jazzman's scramble match. Starshine was challenged by Motor-Colt. Tyfo challenged Seth Drakin. That isn't all that happened this week though.
Evil-Masked wordlifeecw, or I guess I should say Evil-M, showed why evil is in his name. I guess he really wanted to toy with Jonathan Michaels' head. I will admit I'm not really okay with what Evil-M did, however he has been my friend for a long time in this company so I'm not going to be so quick to judge him. Obviously what he did was some sort of response to Evil-M losing the title a while back.
Also, it appears that Colt and AA aren't struggling so much anymore. I mean, it was an unfortunate thing that occurred at the PPV and the week after on Niteraw but one thing is clear. The Story is kicking Cthulhu and Starshine's asses thoroughly. These little fluke wins are just that. I mean, Cthulhu and Starshine you can't possibly believe you won either match due to your own skills. I mean, AA superkicked Colt and then AA accidentally hit a referee last night. Face it guys, it's just a matter of time until The Story reclaims those titles.
Now as to next week and my match situation. Starshine will most likely accept Colt's challenge, and M.O.P. might accept Jazzman's invitation. However, M.O.P. seems pretty focused on the Inter-Forum Title. So I have an idea. I would like to have a match between myself and Boiler Room Brawler, and I am voting that we have a special guest referee for that match, none other than M.O.P. Now if either man is opposed to this I of course will accept a counter-challenge or a different opponent. In fact, I'll make this offer too. If these two men do not want to accept this challenge, I will offer to be Jazzman's "warm-up". And if they do accept, I would still like to face Jazzman at the following Niteraw. I'd like to see how I match up against the new Champion of Honor.
That should throw a kink in the minds of Corporate that I'm 100% focused on them. Make no mistake, I want your stable ended, and it will happen. However if you aren't going to acknowledge me as a threat, I might as well do some other things with my career. Who knows, once I win a title or two, maybe you will see me as a credible threat. However the door to my study is always open if you want to come in and "negotiate". I'm not afraid of any of you. The revolution is coming, and I will Take The Power Back. It just doesn't have to happen so quickly. I will let you enjoy your cheap victories. In the end I will be the one standing tall.
M.O.P. and BRB, I hope to see you Monday. And Jazzman, I can't wait to face you as well. Now if you will excuse me, I need to finish writing the rest of this research down.
*The camera backs out of the room as Aaron chuckles to himself. The door closes*
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 4, 2009 1:00:14 GMT -5
I assumed you were taking the week off after that Falls Count Anywhere match. While Viva takes it easy by competing in a nice relaxing chain match... If I remember correctly, he wasn't put through a table like a certain pain train was.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 4, 2009 0:54:53 GMT -5
I can't believe no one's talking about Tyfo! No I wasn't really a part of this week's show, but that just means someone should always be asking, where's Tyfo? Things are only better when the Corporate Pain Train is near! I assumed you were taking the week off after that Falls Count Anywhere match.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 3, 2009 20:52:05 GMT -5
I wonder who has the best win/loss record? I'd say most are pretty even. I know for a fact we have one current roster member who has a perfect record. I used to keep track of it, and almost everybody won as much as they lost. The current undeafeated man is Champagne Jay Carroll right?
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 3, 2009 20:50:17 GMT -5
It's definitely not me. I lose a lot lol, guess my face-ness is like the Jeff Hardy of WWCF. Always striving towards the dream, and almost never getting there.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 3, 2009 20:44:59 GMT -5
Either way J-Mike had a successful debut, unlike myself. If I remember correctly my first win was one of those "house shows" but my first Niteraw/Heatz win was in the Main Event of Niteraw, like 5 weeks after I debuted I beat Koda and Metylerca. So I mean, really you can go anywhere in this e-fed. My advice is promo a lot and PM people about setting up storylines/feuds.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 3, 2009 20:36:52 GMT -5
but your out there and that's what really is important. I lost every match I was in for a month, give it time. You could really play plucky-underdog well. Exactly. Aaron Enigma, Koda, TTS, Whitey, Tyfo, and Jonothan Michaels are others who took a while to catch on. Don't get discouraged. Actually, Michaels won his first like 4 matches lol.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 3, 2009 20:32:41 GMT -5
OOC: Oh good godammit, I get rooked by Headbanger Man via cheat and lose to Aaron. Sheesh. Good thing I spent the day at the beach instead of work... but your out there and that's what really is important. I lost every match I was in for a month, give it time. You could really play plucky-underdog well. Exactly, go back on the main site and look around Dec/Jan, I lost like 8 matches before my first win.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 3, 2009 18:29:47 GMT -5
I'm not gonna lie TTS, I didn't understand 80% of what you just said lol.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 2, 2009 21:47:11 GMT -5
Possibly the greatest Smash Bros. Melee youtube video ever. I wish I could play with people as excited as these guys.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 2, 2009 1:41:38 GMT -5
Brain number 2. There we go lol.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 2, 2009 1:11:35 GMT -5
Sign me up for the brains group.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 1, 2009 22:17:59 GMT -5
I got about an hour before English dub Bleach is on aka. my hour of laughing fits. I would like my result too.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 1, 2009 19:15:51 GMT -5
I'm amazed at how old is his considering how he looks, but I think he has a good future in the company. He has connections, which is honestly the only reason Randy Orton is main eventing.
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