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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 1, 2009 14:32:43 GMT -5
Oh please you two, besides the fact that I can't stop laughing whenever either of you promo, the matches have been pretty solid and it is a legitimate feud. I mean hell, I got thrown briefly into the main event scene due to my promo work lol.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 1, 2009 4:26:09 GMT -5
if we're gonna talk about elaborate set-ups for finishers, what about the Vertabreaker. It's more complicated than the Killswitch yet we disregard that because it looks more painful? Look, if you are dropped on your forehead to a hard surface, made worse with someone's weight over you, it is going to knock you silly for quite some time. The Vertabreaker looks like it could quite literally break vertebrae, hence the name, but the set-up is at least one more step than the Killswitch. Both are going to end someone long enough for a three-count. I like the fluid motion of setting up the Killswitch as much as I love the Vertabreaker. The set-up makes the move better because of the anticipation. I don't like the Superkick because it's sudden. A finisher when you are meant for entertainment is supposed to be entertaining, and the Killswitch does that for me at least. Same with Starship Pain, Swanton, Ziggler's freak out Russian Leg Sweep thingy, hell, even Mike Knox's reverse STO.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 1, 2009 4:14:08 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room*
*Boiler Room Brawler emerges from the mists with more ointment rubbed onto his jellyfish stings and with bandaids and stitches over his piranha bites.*
Aaron Enigma?
You issued a challenge to Corporate because you want the power back?
Well let me tell you something: Corporate has always had the power, and when mere mortals challenge the gods then they should not be surprised to be struck by thunder and lightning!
No one challenged you because no one has the time to!
Most certainly not me, BRB, who is still busy recuperating from jellyfish stings and piranha bites!
But you know something?
The Corporation can fire you, brother, in more than one way.
When The Sam fires you, you lose your job.
But when I fire you, you feel the heat of a thousand boiler units, and that power is also in his hands, as well as any Corporate brother.
Don't tempt me, BRB, with your idle threats lest I fire you!
*BRB raises a hand with a ball of fire* in his palm.*
pushkilla, I commend you for accepting the challenge, and I might even put in a good word for you with The Sam.*Burned paper for you marks out there. *Aaron is seen in his study. He's reading a book, but suddenly closes it violently before gently placing it on his lap. He looks at the camera and speaks in a soft yet edgy tone. It seems that Corporate likes to continue to say the same things. "Aaron, there's no way you will beat us." "The Corporate can fire you..." blah blah BLAH!*Aaron jumps to his feet and walks up to the camera, now speaking it a more annoyed, yet confident tone* Boiler Room Brawler, do you think I'm afraid of being fired? If I could be fired as easily as you think Sam could do it, why hasn't he? Why hasn't he fired Stryker for attacking him? You just don't get it. He doesn't have the kind of power I want to take from Corporate. Do you really think I'm after a political type of power. I don't want the power to hire and fire. No, the type of power I'm after comes from within every member. Here I'll make things easy to understand. I'm going to beat every member of Corporate. It doesn't matter how long it takes, or how many times I'm injured. It will happen. You see, the power of someone like The Sam doesn't interest me. The power of Mr. D-Dave doesn't interest me. What does is the power of you and the rest of Corporate.
Now I've beaten M.O.P. in not only a Steel Cage Match, but also a Last Man Standing Match. Suffice to say, I'm fairly confident when I go up against someone such as him. I've also battled Cthulhu many times and have taken him to his limit each time. I've done the same with Tyfo. I've fought Littlenaitch to a no-contest.
The Corporate ideals are making all of you lazy. You have strength in numbers, but I have strength in my heart and soul. You fail to see how terrible Corporate is for each and every one of you. Yeah, you might win a title or two, but you get it through cheap victories. Where is the honor, the satisfaction in that? The power I'm taking back is the very power that has clouded each and every members of Corporate's eyes. Now I can understand why you would align yourself with such a stable. I mean, you are fairly new, and jumped right into the fray by joining the stable with all the big names. However the names in The Story are just as big.
First off, you have Motor-Colt. He is a former World Champion, and is one of the best wrestlers ever in WWCF. There is a reason why he is The Story on Page One. Second is Above Average, the longest reigning Inter-Forum champion ever in WWCF. His skills are unmatched by many, and he always gives 110% in the ring. Third you have Evil-masked wordlifeecw. He's a former hardcore champ and is one of the most vicious fighters in the company. Lastly you have me, The Head Detective, Aaron Enigma. I may not have any title reigns, but my name is well-known and my accomplishments are huge. I was the first to contend for the Championship of Honor. I beat Koda and Metylerca at the same time to qualify for the Wargames match. I've won many matches and have shaken the very foundation of Corporate by injuring one of your own.
Don't think for one second your empty words scare me. You are the only member of Corporate other than Starshine I haven't faced. Heck, the Niteraw after coming, I have a challenge for the two of you. The two of you vs. me in a Handicap match. You see, I have no reason to be afraid of losing, because the way I live my life doesn't allow me to give up. I chase dreams BRB, and sure they may seem out of reach, but that's never stopped me before. You two could very well beat me in that match, with your strength in numbers. However, if I happened to beat you, what would that do to Corporate, to know one person could beat two of you? Especially a person Corporate apparently doesn't see as a threat.
So I ask you this Boiler Room Brawler, do you know the enemy? Do you Know Your Enemy? I hope you get around to learning it pretty quick, otherwise you'll be one more Brilliant Deduction in my books. *Aaron sits back down in his chair and opens the book and calmly begins reading again. He stops after a couple seconds and raises his right hand. Suddenly a strike of lightning hits behind him. He smirks and looks back at the camera.* Oh, and BRB, don't think you're the only one with neat little fire tricks. I'm called Enigma for a reason.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 31, 2009 22:17:05 GMT -5
Dr. Pepper for drink at least, I'm never not without at least 1 can in my house. God I love that stuff.
As for food I would say steak with A1 steak sauce, that's pretty a classic love of mine.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 31, 2009 21:12:41 GMT -5
Now I know me and MGH have usually disagreed about Orton (i.e. I hate him and think he has no place on TV being as boring as he is) but when JoMo is brought up we feel the same. John Morrison welcome to main event status, your stay will hopefully be long, prosperous and involve many title runs!
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 31, 2009 14:12:44 GMT -5
I see a potential in the above photo. Anyone care to create a poster? Ask and ye shall receive.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 30, 2009 11:38:25 GMT -5
Nice job ending the thread already.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 29, 2009 22:36:06 GMT -5
Well, it seems as though no one from Corporate wanted to accept my challenge. Now this is for one of two reasons. Either they are afraid of me, or they don't see me as a threat anymore. Either way, they need to watch their backs, because I'm not going to sit back and let their corruption infect any more of this business than it already has.
Now, Pushkilla has graciously accepted my challenge, and I must say, I'm impressed. He had the guts to challenge Stryker at the PPV, and now he's accepting my challenge. He reminds me a lot of myself when I first came to the WWCF. I was fearless, accepting all challenges and throwing myself into fights that weren't even mine, fighting for a chance to prove myself.
You see, all rookies are like pieces of coal. Through hard work and determination, coal turns into something everyone is familiar with. It turns into diamonds. It takes a lot of work though. Even I haven't begun to fully shine in the WWCF. On Monday though, I step into the ring with someone who by the end of the night, I expect to shine a little bit.
Pushkilla, I wish you the best of luck on Monday, because I'm not going to go easy just because you are newer than me. I'll show you first hand why you should learn to Know Your Enemy.
And Corporate, remember my words, because I'm coming to Take the Power Back.
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I'll write my match too EMW.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 29, 2009 18:37:15 GMT -5
Is it cool to have Pushkilla wrestle on Heatz and Niteraw? He accepted my challenge since no one from Corporate did.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 28, 2009 18:51:33 GMT -5
If no one accepts my challenge, you can just give me a match I guess lol.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 27, 2009 22:26:40 GMT -5
The following video was shown exclusively on WWCF. com after the Botch at the Beach event had ended*Aaron Enigma is seen standing in the ring. He grabs a mic and plays to the crowd before speaking* Man it is GREAT to be back in this ring.*cheers* I have something to share with everyone here in the audience. It's a note from my doctor explaining my injuries. The injuries that I sustained as a result from Corporate's vicious attack last week are as follows: 6 bruised ribs, a broken wrist, a severe concussion, and surprisingly, like M.O.P., a minor ACL tear. The estimated time for my return was unknown, but the minimum was 2-3 months. However, I am back much further ahead of schedule. Do you why I came back so early? Why I recovered so quickly?*Aaron points the crowd* It was because of you. Of you. Of you. All of you. Thanks to your overwhelming support, I recovered as fast as I could, to get back into this ring for all of you. Now I know you are all probably wondering my stance on the whole Corporate thing. I mean, they did try to end my career, to show me a message. They wanted to send me a message that I shouldn't interfere with them, that I shouldn't go against their rule. However the message that I did receive was much different from that. The message that I received was "Aaron, you are a threat to our stable, and we must eliminate you before you eliminate us."
As for the titantrons, and the change in music, well that's simple. This is the start of a revolution. I'm not the only one that doesn't like Corporate, so I'm hoping that through my actions, others feel the need to rise up and fight against Corporate too. Hopefully together we can crush the stable once and for all.
Now, before I get more into what my plans are for next week, I have some congraulations to give out. First off, I want to congratulate Grbjazzman on his title victory over Seth Drakin. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little jealous you were able to overcome what I did not, but that doesn't matter. I know you will represent that championship well, and I hope one day we will be able to have a match between us for that very title.
My second congratulations goes to Viva Los Bio Dome. We may not interact very much, but we do have one thing in common. We both were blinded temporarily by Stryker. Tonight he defeated a tough opponent in Tyfo and now I'm sure he landed himself on Corporate's radar.
My last congratulations goes to man many people will call me crazy for. I want to congraulate M.O.P. for making a swift return. Now speaking of M.O.P., people are really confused as to what the show of respect between him and me tonight meant. I am going to shed some light on this subject. It may come as a shock to everyone, but after our match last month, regardless of everything M.O.P. has done, my respect for him grew.
I know what you all are thinking. "But Aaron, how can you respect a member of the very organization that tried to take you out?" Well, honestly I respect most of the members of Corporate. That doesn't mean I have to like them, but I acknowledge their accomplishments and their ability. Me and M.O.P., I don't know if you noticed, but our style of fighting is very similar. I look for openings and assess situations during my match, planning strategies on the fly. M.O.P. knows how to take advantage of any opening his opponent gives him. In this way, we are similar in the way we fight. I respect M.O.P. because he gives his all, he doesn't look for the easy way out, he fights to win, to improve himself, that's what I respect about him.
Now, as to what my plans are with Corporate, I would love nothing more than to destroy them for good. However, I'm not an idiot, and fighting the entire stable over and over and over trying to do so would be ridiculous. I would love to face M.O.P. again because that match was the best one of my career. But I know he probably doesn't want anything to do with me. However, I can see in his eyes the shadows of doubt beginning to build. However, fighting all of Corporate right now is just not a good idea. Oh, I want to point this out before someone like Cthulhu jumps on this, I'm not scared, if you want to fight, make the match and I'll be there. I'm regrouping and coming up with a strategy right now.
Now, as far as next week, I don't have a match. I'm pretty eager to get back in the ring, so I think that I'm issuing an challenge to any member of Corporate. With that said, I'm retreating to my study, I'll see all of you next week. *Aaron drops the mic and leaps from the ring, walking up the ramp and slapping hands with the fans as he goes.* ========================= Man it feels good to be able to promo again
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 27, 2009 19:28:26 GMT -5
Wow, I think that was definitely the best PPV we've had so far. All the matches were amazing!
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 27, 2009 18:18:16 GMT -5
Grats man
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 27, 2009 17:33:06 GMT -5
Thank god, Lisa is the worst person on every roast.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 27, 2009 17:29:23 GMT -5
Looked for a job over summer, didn't find one. Been focusing on making my portfolio so I can start applying during the fall semester.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 27, 2009 4:18:50 GMT -5
I believe it is time for the Church of the Enigma to make it's 4th appearance on the wrestlecrap forums.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 27, 2009 4:17:47 GMT -5
As far as doing drugs is concerned, Jeff's kicked his habits. To be honest I loved his work when he was under the influence and glowing in the dark with the facepaint, but my respect for the man has only grown since then. He's still my favorite wrestler in the business and I'm glad WWE can see that he deserves title reigns.
Also, I noticed someone mentioning that they feel anyone that has done drugs is beneath them. That is a pretty black and white view of it in my opinion. Jeff is in his early 30s, making tons of money, and has an immense amount of support from his family and his fans. If I were to meet him I wouldn't treat him as beneath me, I'd treat him as an equal if anything. To consider someone that has done drugs and rehabilitated themselves beneath you is just plain ridiculous. I mean, CM Punk's heel character obviously tried to play up that fact and look where he ended up, beneath Hardy for a 3-count and losing his title. Arrogance is never a good thing.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 26, 2009 22:17:42 GMT -5
What match hasn't been sent in yet?
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 26, 2009 19:40:48 GMT -5
I'm from New Hampshire. It may be one of the original colonies, but damn there is nothing to do here. We don't have our own sports teams I always gotta root for Boston's. I guess the Patriots kinda but I f***ing hate Tom Brady.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 26, 2009 16:56:42 GMT -5
Nice, I assume it will be going out tomorrow as usual for PPVs
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