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Post by Arturo Classico on Apr 30, 2008 12:07:59 GMT -5
"yeah well we don't need you" *next week it's tazz and funaki* "goddamit it" Hey, now, Funaki is a veteran and is SMACKDOWN'S #1 ANNOUNCER! I'd take him over Adamle. At least he'd know wrestling moves instead of Admale's lack of any knowledge of wrestling at all.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Apr 30, 2008 12:03:38 GMT -5
Okay this might have been the most ridiclous week of WWE programming ever and rank in the stupidest things that WWE has ever done and rival the idiocy of WCW in 1999-2000 and alot of the stuff in TNA.
I don't get where their going with this? First Regal ends Raw early for seemingly no reason. Than again for no reason Admale and Tazz just leave the announce tables with no explaination being given and Undertaker gets stripped of the World Title for the use of his new submission move.
Now if those other two things didn't happen this week it wouldn't be big deal, but all this other garbage together has me , plus the whole Cade/Murdoch situation and Punk jobbing to Palumbo and it has me wondering what the hell are they doing? They seem to have lost all sense of logic. And I know we've all mocked the WWE creative team before but now it seems that WWE television is being written by Uwe Boll! Seriously what the hell !?
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Post by Arturo Classico on Apr 10, 2008 10:56:30 GMT -5
All in all I felt like it was okay. The whole Garrison thing felt like it dragged way too long and except for the singing penis thing it really wasn't funny especially the women being scared by it which was kind of lame.
But the Cartman parts of the episode was great! The parody of Stand and Deliver was great and pretty much mocked all those lame High School dramas that the kids get a new teacher that makes them believe that they could succeed although no one believes in them. That formula went stale like 30 years ago and I'm glad they mocked it.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Apr 7, 2008 14:07:41 GMT -5
This video is awesome and filled with Wrestlecrap, first you have The Ringmaster, than you also have references to other Wrestlecrap like Billionaire Ted and Isaac Yankem. Plus also having Sunny. Awesome.
Also It's weird seeing Matt Hardy looking like that if they didn't say he was Matt Hardy I wouldn't have recognized him.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Apr 3, 2008 2:02:26 GMT -5
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Post by Arturo Classico on Apr 1, 2008 23:21:55 GMT -5
Another New Nation thread? I mean the idea of black power is so old, hell it was old in 1997 and 1998 could we have african-american wrestlers not be militants just because their black. Seriously it's fans like you that ruined Muhammed Hassan! i never said they should be and act exactly the same.. or be militants.. just to form a group based on NOD. sorry i didnt know there were other threads about this. No it's cool I see what you are saying now, they probably should be booked as the top athletes and as cocky arrogant assholes (ala Owens, Chad Johnson, Shaq) and not militants. I wouldn't phrase them as being "New Nation" because that would confuse people and not get your point across.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Apr 1, 2008 23:14:32 GMT -5
Another New Nation thread? I mean the idea of black power is so old, hell it was old in 1997 and 1998 could we have african-american wrestlers not be militants just because their black. Seriously it's fans like you that ruined Muhammed Hassan!
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Post by Arturo Classico on Apr 1, 2008 21:42:58 GMT -5
slashfilm.com
Okay I'm not sure if this is real yet or a fake since with all the April Fools stuff today, but I'm hoping it's real just for the awesomenesss of Lewis playing Kinski's part. Please let this be real!
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Post by Arturo Classico on Apr 1, 2008 11:35:09 GMT -5
So in the battle of the coolest who wins? My vote is for the Fonz no one beats the Fonz!
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Post by Arturo Classico on Apr 1, 2008 9:11:07 GMT -5
I can't believe all the amazing news today. First the Spiderman/Superman team up movie starring Jake Gyllenhall and Christopher Reeve, the Han Solo movie starring Harrison Ford and now this!
According to sources from Warner Brothers they will be making a movie starring Paul Giamatti as the titular character and the plot will reportably about Ambush Bug trying to stop from the DC Universe from being destroyed after seeing many old superheroes from being erased from existence and finding out who is doing it!
Also other characters expected to be in this epic movie will be Superman, Batman, The Flash, Wonder Woman, Green Arrow, Black Canary, The entire Justice League, Aqua Man, Doom Patrol, Jonah Hex, Sandman, The Metal Men and many, many more!
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Post by Arturo Classico on Mar 29, 2008 18:29:07 GMT -5
Slashfilm.com
Eh Christensen as Superman could be okay I mean I wouldn't cast as Superman but he isn't terrible and has been good in Shattered Glass and Episode III so it might work. I know people will absolutely hate this but I'd rather wait to see how he does. Honestly Christensen as Superman makes me happier than that DJ Corona who I know nothing of. So maybe this will be an okay movie although I 'd get rid of Armie Hammer who apparently is a grandson of a industrialist/philanthropist and thats why they casted him as Batman but I'd rather someone better like James Franco if they're going for a younger cast.
But all in all this movie seems to be getting better in my mind.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Mar 29, 2008 10:23:06 GMT -5
Which is the best show about high school life?
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Post by Arturo Classico on Mar 8, 2008 21:06:30 GMT -5
"DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ERIC IS COOKING!"
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 21, 2008 18:19:33 GMT -5
Who will be the next TNA Tag Team Champions? Apparently these guys, whoever they are. Who is the best female wrestler in TNA? Sting? Well who knew he was woman, well now that makes sense. Who is the worst wrestler in TNA? man why does google hate Booker? Is Karen Angle a whore? GWB says no
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 20, 2008 21:17:48 GMT -5
AJ Styles.
Because he is the real Mr. TNA, he repersents everything that WWE isn't and is the only guy TNA has that feels like a TNA guy instead of a WWE/WCW/ECW/ROH guy. The fact that AJ Styles has taken a back seat to Christian Cage, Kurt Angle and Sting is disgusting in my opinion. The fact is without AJ Styles what would TNA even be?
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 20, 2008 15:01:37 GMT -5
Wait so IGF and New Japan have been working to gether all along?
SWERVE!!!!!!!
Man obviously this ridiculousness had to be booked by Russo.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 20, 2008 2:01:50 GMT -5
2. Any storyline has to START in the ring and END in the ring. No wrestlers fighting over who beat who for a Japanese shampoo commercial. Wait a sec that was WWE to start with and that was so hilarious that I couldn't help laughing when you had a guy who looked like a hobo (Edge) and another who looked like he never used shampoo (Booker) in a match over a japanese shampoo commercial. Plus I think people are forgetting that skits can help a feud progress, but just having skits and not progressing a feud is terrible. That pretty much describes anything with Kurt Angle since being in TNA.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 19, 2008 17:18:02 GMT -5
1. Push the drinking championship as the top belt 2. Have Bullet Bob Armstrong team with a different person every week to take on Tomko/Styles 3. Give Karen Angle the women's championship. Literally, just have Jim Cornette hand it to her with no explanation 4. Have Jeremy Borash wear a wacky hat 5. Keep delaying the Joe contract signing for another 6 months. I see the angle going places. 6. Speaking of Angle, market t-shirts with him wearing a speedo on the front and "Are you looking at my package?" on the back. I'd buy one. Um how do I say this......oh I know *wrestlecrap crickets chirping* yep thats it.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 19, 2008 16:06:32 GMT -5
So say you were given total control of TNA. What would you do to make the product on TV better?
If it was me I'd kill the nonsensical storylines, develop strong realistic characters, make the TNA Title important and make the X-Division good like it was when you had Styles, Daniels, Lynn, and Low-ki going for the title amd limit the amount of comedy characters, It's fine with Lethal and Dutt but Young, Williams and Shark Boy are starting to get to me.
Oh and enough of the heel champion dominating the show with stupid comedy bits, that was tolerable when Jarrett did it but with Christian and now Angle doing it's getting very stale. I mean Angle is good as a goofy heel but when he gets almost all the air time it's just annoying.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 19, 2008 16:20:25 GMT -5
Bob Armstrong + Kip James = the week TNA hits 1.3. Man they should save that for Destination X. Stupid TNA giving away big matches for free.
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