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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 20, 2007 15:04:17 GMT -5
Orton vs. Edge in a "Roids on a pole" match!
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 20, 2007 15:14:42 GMT -5
It's true though.. look at the champs. Batista, Lashley, and Cena. The WBF never died, it just merged with WWE. I don't think Cena has an unattainable physique. I'm with you on Batista and Lashley, though.
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 20, 2007 15:07:58 GMT -5
Cripes, SIX different perscriptions for Orton?
His gonads must be the size of BB's.
I think this thread should be stickied. I think there will be quite a lot coming out of this story.
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 20, 2007 22:58:30 GMT -5
Vince thinks he and Cena are the future of the company.
Plus, Pat Patterson likes Lashley..... a lot.
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 22, 2007 22:31:58 GMT -5
What suprised me most is what he first assumed his role at this past Summerslam would be.
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 22, 2007 15:04:29 GMT -5
I finished it Friday. I enjoyed it.
I would have liked him to elaborate on his feelings of WCW closing down, if only for a few paragraphs. But I did enjoy it.
Each book gets more and more cranky in tone. Mick's getting bitter in his old age.
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 23, 2007 10:44:49 GMT -5
2009 seems like quite a long ways away for the "next" WWE project to come out.
Is there another one scheduled after "The Condemned" that comes out before this one?
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 22, 2007 22:29:59 GMT -5
So every wrestling caught in this sting are all going to go with the "injury" excuse. I don't buy it. Well it just happens that the two that responded are the two that don't appear to take steroids for muscle building purposes anyway, so there's no real reason not to believe them. While I do tend to believe Helms and Edge, I disagree with your assumption that all steriods are used for muscle building purposes. A great deal of them are, yes. However, some are just so they would heal faster.
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 23, 2007 17:25:49 GMT -5
IIRC Shawn was only uncomfortable with the dick jokes and the like. If DX would do non-offensive but still smartass scathing comedy, maybe he'd go for it.
Or I'd like to see them tag for a while with Shawn with the title (just like the old days) and HHH somehow positions himself into a #1 contender spot. Shawn would screw HHH out of that spot (but we wouldn't find out until later) and eventually turn heel.
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 24, 2007 20:50:13 GMT -5
Vince, cut your losses. Swallow your pride and admit ECW isn't working because you f***ed it up and tried to bastardize it with WWE wrestling. The one thing that made ECW special was that it wasn't WWE.
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 25, 2007 18:26:19 GMT -5
Vince McMahon will say "I'm going to cut Donald Trump's hair" Trump will be on the Titantron to say "No you won't". In the next hour HBK will look like he will superkick John Cena...but he won't. JR will close by saying "What will happen this Sunday at Wrestlemania!!!" Then we'll all go to bed A winner is you!
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 26, 2007 7:40:05 GMT -5
I think WWE changed its mind with the ending for that match. Originally I think Big Dave was supposed to go over, but with the heat on him and the fact that it would pretty much turn him heel in the fans eyes if he'd end Taker's streak, I think Undertaker will be victorious at WM.
Give him one last run. If you don't want UT as the champion long-term that's fine. He can lose the title at the next Smackdown PPV. Just don't have him lose at WM.
I really don't think they'll DQ a WM main event match. That would just crap all over everything. Not even Vince is that dumb. If it's not a no-DQ, Taker goes over.
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 25, 2007 22:23:25 GMT -5
I think if he gets it he'll feud with Orton. Not that this is necessarily what I want to see, but what I think will probably happen.
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 26, 2007 15:05:09 GMT -5
Seems very appropriate today. So Schiavone should get a job in WWE? No. Today is the 6-year anniversary of the very last Nitro. That's why I made the comment.
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 26, 2007 15:03:06 GMT -5
THIS IS THE BIGGEST [RAW] IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT! Seems very appropriate today.
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 26, 2007 15:02:33 GMT -5
Dude who cares about anything! Biggest raw is right! Torrie is going to be there!!!! TORRIE TORRIE TORRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE You should get that checked, you know. Might be the onset of T-Virus. Does it require a penicillin shot?
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 26, 2007 13:19:41 GMT -5
If this is the biggest Raw ever I eat my shirt.
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 26, 2007 14:25:54 GMT -5
It was six years ago today that the last ever Monday Nitro aired in Panama City Beach, Florida.
Hard to believe the Monday Night Wars have been over for that long.
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 26, 2007 23:56:26 GMT -5
Cena's "Rock-lite" promos do nothing for me. Cena is not the Rock, no matter how much WWE wishes it so. At least Cena doesn't have to reference monkey asses in every promo.
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Post by erik316wttn on Mar 26, 2007 23:47:07 GMT -5
It actually kind of pissed me off that the crowd would boo Cena out of the arena, but Batista got pops and no negative reaction for anything. Anyone that give Batista a positive anything shouldn't ever be allowed to watch wrestling ever again. Well, I wouldn't go that far. My 6-year-old brother in law is just about the biggest Batista mark there is. In fact, my wife and I got him the Smackdown WHC belt for his birthday next week just so he can be like Batista. He just doesn't know any better yet. He'll learn. He's a smart kid.
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