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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 14, 2015 11:56:39 GMT -5
Soooo much trash talk from Kofi.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 14, 2015 11:43:07 GMT -5
I don't see how Charlotte is a freak though. Paige is the goth/scene girl, and Becky is steampunk, but what's Charlotte? Freak by blood thanks to Papa Ric. She's a genetic freak? That means her father's not really Ric Flair, but Scott Steiner! Seriously, how hilarious of a feud would that be? Ric Flair vs. Scott Steiner over who's the real father of Charlotte.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 11, 2015 14:43:57 GMT -5
Randy Orton: Backstage Enforcer.
Just have him give out RKOs for little things like not holding a door for the guy behind you, or answering your phone when you're talking to someone.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 11, 2015 13:21:23 GMT -5
It was Tony Atlas. It was all Tony Atlas.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 10, 2015 9:56:36 GMT -5
Stop with these cockamamie puns and get back on topic. It's hard to though. I heard his ring name was going to be Punch Rockgroin.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 9, 2015 14:24:59 GMT -5
He's not fooling anyone.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 9, 2015 14:20:40 GMT -5
Aw, come on, man!
Road House is one of those movies that I can't stop watching when it comes on. That, Shawshank, and The Fugitive. Don't reimagine a movie that great. You can't make it better.
I can't see her giving out proper philosophy the way Swayze did:
Pain don't hurt. Be nice, until it's time to not be nice. You can be the biggest guy in the world, but you mash his knee, he'll go down like a stone. I used to f*** guys like you in prison.
Okay, the last one was kind of a WTF moment, but I seriously love this movie.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 9, 2015 7:46:49 GMT -5
Please note that all of my assumptions on their personal character are based on Total Divas. Really makes you wonder if that's the real Nikki and Brie. If so, Bryan and John need to be put up for sainthood.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 8, 2015 14:20:27 GMT -5
Lesnar destroys him. Orton goes away for a year. When he comes back, he does a brief run at the top to re-establish himself, then settles in to the upper midcard. Have him chase the IC title or something. Orton outside of the main title scene is always far more entertaining. And yeah, keep him away from Sheamus. Okay, but only if he says he "wasn't 100 percent" after Lesnar destroys him.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 8, 2015 14:17:42 GMT -5
More tolerable than Joker Sting in TNA.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 8, 2015 14:13:32 GMT -5
We all expect Nikki to win, and go on to erase AJ from the record books... ...and that's EXACTLY why she'll drop the title next week on Raw. How? If Charlotte wins, I think there'd be a big celebration in the ring, which means Ric Flair would show up. Ric Flair + Divs is a bad idea...at least for TV. For the internet and gif makers everywhere, it's comedy gold. I wouldn't mind seeing her eat a Brogue Kick from Sheamus cashing in MITB, but maybe Sheamus finds a transferability clause in it, give it to Becky, and she cashes it in...with Sheamus looking at the camera and saying "now who looks stupid?". I just passed out for a second and came back. Did I just Russo? Dude, you just Russoed all over yourself. Now I know what it feels like to have a stroke.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 8, 2015 11:08:03 GMT -5
Explosions. Every time he RKOs someone, explosions. Every headlock, explosions. Confetti when he pins a guy. Make him wear a sombrero to the ring.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 8, 2015 10:14:56 GMT -5
We all expect Nikki to win, and go on to erase AJ from the record books...
...and that's EXACTLY why she'll drop the title next week on Raw.
How? If Charlotte wins, I think there'd be a big celebration in the ring, which means Ric Flair would show up. Ric Flair + Divs is a bad idea...at least for TV. For the internet and gif makers everywhere, it's comedy gold. I wouldn't mind seeing her eat a Brogue Kick from Sheamus cashing in MITB, but maybe Sheamus finds a transferability clause in it, give it to Becky, and she cashes it in...with Sheamus looking at the camera and saying "now who looks stupid?".
I just passed out for a second and came back. Did I just Russo?
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 8, 2015 10:01:48 GMT -5
I think with Warrior, the problem the WWE and Vince had with him was strictly their problem. The fans still had a very positive opinion of him, despite the hatchet job DVD, internet rantings, etc., so the WWE eventually had to either bury the hatchet with him and collaborate on things like likeness rights, other DVDs, Legends contracts and so forth, or see an opportunity for more money walk out the door, albeit less money than it could have been if Warrior didn't go to such lengths to keep so much of his character.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 4, 2015 12:23:51 GMT -5
Heeeeeey we want some New Day! *gong* Heeeeeey we want some New Day! *gong* Heeeeeey we want some New Day! *gong* Heeeeeey we want some New Day! *gong* Heeeeeey we want some New Day! *gong* Heeeeeey we want some New Day! *gong*
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 3, 2015 13:09:48 GMT -5
Eva Marie...good enough to be carried to a good match in a year. Stranger things have happened.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 3, 2015 12:11:17 GMT -5
Mark Carrano is such a creepy dude. He seems to constantly be touching the divas way too much. I don't know. I think he's someone who took a class that says when you deal with entertainers, they have fragile egos, so you have to give a supportive touch when you reprimand them, and then took a sexual harrassment course that said that you have to keep it at the shoulder level, or on the arm, or whatever. I think if he had his way, he'd equip all the Divas with a shock collar for when they piss him off, and what we see is for the show.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 2, 2015 14:14:29 GMT -5
I used to have a Concealed Handgun License, but I let it expire. I didn't go to the range enough to feel comfortable carrying my gun. But I wholeheartedly support the notion of self defense. I think that once you realize that even if someone calls the police as you're being mugged/assaulted/raped, they're still about 10 minutes away, which is about 9 minutes longer than it takes for something really bad to happen to you, having the means to defend yourself is something that becomes increasingly important. It's not a question of bravado. It's a question of preparedness.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 2, 2015 13:27:14 GMT -5
It's crazy because the least likeable person on this show isn't Paige. It's Tj. I don't care if he's injured or anything, he's super rude. And Old Dogg needs to have several seats. I disagree. I see TJ as a sympathetic character, who is constantly at the mercy of his crazy cat lady wife, and her sister. If all the crap that's happened on this show would have authentically happened to me, I would have switched over to don't give an F mode long before he has.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 2, 2015 10:03:24 GMT -5
My favorite part of the night:
Foxy: Catch me!!!!! Xavier: No.
Xavier Woods wants none of this shit.
That, and TJ needs to be endorsed by Which Wich, just so he can feud with Brock Lesnar and Jimmy John's.
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