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Post by Viva on Sept 26, 2011 20:28:00 GMT -5
That was fun. Haha.
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Post by Viva on Sept 26, 2011 17:56:46 GMT -5
I hope they keep the strap on him until Wrestlemania, and then let Daniel Bryan beat him.
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Post by Viva on Sept 26, 2011 15:05:41 GMT -5
lmao. the amount of piss and butt in this thread is adequate. we can all move forward now.
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Post by Viva on Sept 26, 2011 14:37:28 GMT -5
Evil M is in to poop play, I heard.
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Post by Viva on Sept 26, 2011 14:12:09 GMT -5
Mark my words: No butt will go piss free if this show is not posted tonight. Even those I love, like M and Mully. There WILL be piss!
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Post by Viva on Sept 26, 2011 13:53:11 GMT -5
If the show isn't up tonight, I'm gonna piss in all of your butts.
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Post by Viva on Sept 25, 2011 21:22:14 GMT -5
When he called Cena the New York Yankees, it was the first time I had really felt mark out in a long, long time.
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Post by Viva on Sept 25, 2011 2:17:13 GMT -5
What's the point? Really?
What I don't like about threads like this is that you're almost being dead serious when you ignore the fact that 90 percent of the fanbase does not give a turd about a divas wrestling ability.
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Post by Viva on Sept 25, 2011 2:15:13 GMT -5
You know for the last few days all I've heard is "I'm the best" or "You suck insert random name here." It's pretty sickening to be honest. We can't just wait to settle the matters in the ring can we? We always have to be throwing stones at others. Well if that's the case, then it's my turn.
Whitey, you claim to be the greatest of all time, yet isn't this your first title defense? You can't seriously think you are the best before getting at least one title defense as well, it just doesn't make sense. Also you keep saying Seth will complain if he loses the match and you don't pin him to do it, however the way I see it, I think if JoMo or Seth pin each other to win you would complain about that exact thing and still going around parading yourself to be the greatest. How about instead of shoving your ego in everyone's faces, you go out and prove it for once.
Also keep your lackeys under control, lest Viva get himself thrown off TV for swearing too much. They won't be playing a factor in your match anyways, so I hope you weren't planning on that to keep your belt.
To everyone else in the locker room, calm the hell down. You guys get all hyped up for these matches by talking, and most of the time, the one that does the most talking ends up losing. Take a chill pill and actually do some preparation for your matches so you don't end up all looking like fools. There's just sooooooo much back and forth between you guys before the match even starts, where does all that aggression go if you waste it all with words beforehand?
I'm not saying this to offend anyone, well except Whitey and his minions. Gookermania is going to be huge, possibly the biggest PPV in WWCF history. I know the Galaxy wants to see some stellar performances, and who are we to deny them that? I know I'm going to go out there and do my best even if I'm not fighting for a title. I'm not too thrilled in starring in a movie for WWCF, but I still want to win.
Just think about it people. I'm done with this petty nonsense. See you guys in the ring at Gookermania. I don't think anybody here asked for your shitty opinion, Mr. Irrelevant. Douchebag hasn't set foot in a god damn ring for a year and a half and thinks he can tell me how to do my job. I took the belt from you. I've already proven you are nothing more than a worthless paper champion, and worse than that, now you think you're going to come back here and try to tell me my talk is cheap. WORSE f***ING YET, you're trying to intimidating me into... swearing less?
Sorry, grandma. This is Parts Unknown. Here, we have a little something called Freedom of GOD DAMN SPEECH. If you don't like it, grab a couple ear plugs. If this is the kind of stance you're going to take, you aren't going to last a f***ing second here, Mr. Head Detective. Things have changed. FOR THE BETTER.
Keep up, bitch. Keep up. I have no problem making a f***ing example out of you. Just like I did for my first title. No problem at all. And to think, since then, I'm like three times the wrestler I was back then. I beat you when I was at my worst. When I was at rock bottom. Now I'm a well trained machine. Oh, and just to remind you, Aaron... I'm the BEST. IN. THE. WORLD.
DO NOT. FORGET IT.
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Post by Viva on Sept 24, 2011 23:04:47 GMT -5
I have the first draft of MitBoB done. I want to punch it up just a little bit for that Gookermania vibe I feel it lacks. After that, commentary. That said, I don't think it will measure up to my work on the Battle Bowl this year. But then, that's a tall order, and I'm not even trying top it. Still, MitBoB has its own writing challenges since unlike WWE's MitB, there are multiple briefcases which means multiple winners which is strange in the grand scheme of pro wrestling if you ask me. Just do this MITBOB: The People vs. Viva {Spoiler}ViVA wins.
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Post by Viva on Sept 24, 2011 18:14:56 GMT -5
I better win that f***ing belt. In TEW i mean.
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Post by Viva on Sept 24, 2011 17:13:38 GMT -5
Whitey, your promos this week suck ass.
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Post by Viva on Sept 23, 2011 20:56:35 GMT -5
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Post by Viva on Sept 23, 2011 15:02:11 GMT -5
*lights a fire* DONT TEST ME BRAH! *stokes fire* >_> <_< Is this the part where you pull your shirt over the top of your head and start going "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! NAHHH!" Yes.
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Post by Viva on Sept 23, 2011 14:36:10 GMT -5
I hate that song, so yes. Suits you perfectly. CUZ IF YOU DIE IN A FIRE I AINT EVEN GONNA BE MAD THO. Well I wouldn't expect you to be mad if I died in a fire so it all works out in the end. *lights a fire* DONT TEST ME BRAH! *stokes fire*
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Post by Viva on Sept 23, 2011 13:56:50 GMT -5
I hate that song, so yes. Suits you perfectly. CUZ IF YOU DIE IN A FIRE I AINT EVEN GONNA BE MAD THO.
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Post by Viva on Sept 23, 2011 13:53:30 GMT -5
There's an interesting dynamic that you're forgetting here, and I don't blame you, because, you're, well... A little slow, but if you scratch the surface beyond, "If I didn't do what I've done thus far, I'd be stuck in midcard hell forever." You'd see that quite frankly, and in all honestly, you aren't good enough to be anything but stuck in midcard hell. You're a non-threatening wannabe, just like The Punisher. You attempt to strike fear into the heart of your opponents by talking.
I, on the other hand, as you previously stated, have several accolades to prove that I'm not a f***ing joke. In that f***ing ring, I'm the best in the god damn world. Now, if you take the clear and distinct difference between us in terms of skills, you'd learn that a man of my stature, a proven winner and former champion like me, deserves more opportunities to prove his worth. You don't deserve those chances because you're not good.
It's a sad and simple fact, and luckily for you, Smokey, you're going to have the distinct opportunity to prove me right on Monday. When I walk out of there with a briefcase, and you walk out of there with nothing, it'll just be life as usual. Just because I can win in spite of terrible booking and half-baked conspiracies against yours truly, does not mean that you're any worse off than I am. I've studied the martial arts. I've trained with the best. You're just a big fat jackass. Recognize greatness. You know what, ViVA. Your right, you are a great wrestler, you WERE the best in the world. And I will admit, that you are a better technical wrestler than me. I'm not the best looking guy in the world, nor am I the most athletic. You don't need to tell me that. But I have more guts in my pinkie toe than you have in your whole body. And you will most definitively find that out at Gookermania. But there's one difference between you and me at Gookermania IV...I'M IN A TITLE MATCH AND YOUR NOT!!!! And I'm sure your gonna blame the bookers for not putting your whiny ass in a title match. And of course, I also know that your gonna put down the Hardcore title as being worthless. But let me just say that YOU WOULDN'T LAST 5 MINUTES WITH ME IN A HARDCORE MATCH OF ANY KIND!!!! You have some great moves I will admit...but those moves MEAN NOTHING WHEN YOUR KNOCKED OUT COLD. FLAT ON YOUR ASS!!!!! So I don't care what you say little man, or anybody else for that matter. You and I could talk and talk until we both croak. But at Gookermania...I WILL PROVE TO YOU AND THE WRESTLING WORLD THAT SMOKIN VOKOUN DESERVES TO BE WHERE I AM!!!! And I'm not going to let an overrated little bitch, get in my way. I anxiously anticipate the opportunity not only to prove you wrong in the ring, but in a match of your choosing in the future. You're probably the only person on the planet that's going to try and push this whole, "Fighting plus weapons equals more difficult and deserving of respect." Thing, because it's illogical on the surface. And if you want to get into pain. lest we forget that I've had reconstructive surgery on both of my legs. I've worked through physical therapy that would make you put a bullet through your cranium, pal.
And yes, you're absolutely right. I am a great wrestler. I am the best in the world, and I am a better technical wrestler than you. But hell, Smokey. That applies to everyone else here, too, so don't feel so bad. The sooner you come to terms with the fact that you aren't held down, you're just not good enough to be pushed, the sooner we can all move on...
And unfortunately for you, I'm going to display that fact prominently on Monday. And I'm sorry in advanced for having to crush your dreams, dude, but someone has to do it. You can't jus go walking around trying to make yourself relevant by claiming you're better than you think. Nobody around here agrees with you when you claim conspiracy, buddy. No one.
I've got Mully and Whitey planted firmly in my corner, agreeing that I've not gotten the due diligence that I deserve. And it ends swiftly and promptly at Gookermania.
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Post by Viva on Sept 23, 2011 12:13:38 GMT -5
Disparagin' the genius tht is the great and powerful Paulie? Do ye Know what Viva's Full name Is Boyo? "The King of Hollywood" Viva Los BIODOME You'll be lucky if'n anything's left for the old Whack-Whack-Bang by the time I get to ye. Mulligan, NO. Biodome is a cinematic nightmare. It is the Ishtar of comedy. It makes Birdemic look like Casablunca. You watch your tongue, boy.
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Post by Viva on Sept 23, 2011 11:55:03 GMT -5
Then you're just 24. I think you're embarrassed because you're a bronie.
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Post by Viva on Sept 23, 2011 11:42:45 GMT -5
Actually, dude. I don't really mind you too much. I just wish you'd stop trying to ride my coattails into relevance. I spotted the f***ing hypocrisy of WWCF leadership, and the conspiracy against me... FIRST. And as soon as I did, you ran with my revelations like they were yours. I didn't mix a full batch of this kool-aid, brother. And your quick hop onto the bandwagon has me VERY, VERY weary of you. FIRST OFF YOU LITTLE PIECE OF S***....I could give a damn about your problems. Because...to be perfectly honest...I'm not too sure about you either. Because, lets look at the facts I'm friend, a former World Champion, former Heatz champion former Tag Team Champion...BOY YOUR REALLY BEING MISSED USED HUH? I mean, if you stop and actually look youself...you'll realize just how much of a jack ass you really are. I on the other hand...had the REAL problems. I never got the opportunities that you got, despite the fact that I beat so many credible people here. If I didn't do what I've done thus far...then I'm be in midcard hell forever. It's guys like you, who want to keep me there...because your afraid of me. And I know what your gonna say, because I know you think your not afraid of me. But ViVA....deep down. You know I'm a giant threat to you. Boiler Room Brawler knows that, Mulligan knows that, Punisher knows that, Evil M knows that. Hell, even if the General is in La La land at the moment...HE KNOWS THAT I'M GONNA KILL HIM NEXT MONDAY NIGHT!!!!!! ViVA, it would be better if you just step aside and let the new generation break through. If you don't step aside...then I'll have to do it myself. So ViVA, please....spare me your feelings because everyone here is sick and tired of your Bulls***.[/color][/quote] There's an interesting dynamic that you're forgetting here, and I don't blame you, because, you're, well... A little slow, but if you scratch the surface beyond, "If I didn't do what I've done thus far, I'd be stuck in midcard hell forever." You'd see that quite frankly, and in all honestly, you aren't good enough to be anything but stuck in midcard hell. You're a non-threatening wannabe, just like The Punisher. You attempt to strike fear into the heart of your opponents by talking.
I, on the other hand, as you previously stated, have several accolades to prove that I'm not a f***ing joke. In that f***ing ring, I'm the best in the god damn world. Now, if you take the clear and distinct difference between us in terms of skills, you'd learn that a man of my stature, a proven winner and former champion like me, deserves more opportunities to prove his worth. You don't deserve those chances because you're not good.
It's a sad and simple fact, and luckily for you, Smokey, you're going to have the distinct opportunity to prove me right on Monday. When I walk out of there with a briefcase, and you walk out of there with nothing, it'll just be life as usual. Just because I can win in spite of terrible booking and half-baked conspiracies against yours truly, does not mean that you're any worse off than I am. I've studied the martial arts. I've trained with the best. You're just a big fat jackass. Recognize greatness.
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