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Post by Viva on Sept 23, 2011 11:17:44 GMT -5
If you were a poor kid then that is your business and I hope you made it through... although I wouldn't say I cared for a certain thing that poor kids tended to do. I call it "Poor kid lying." It's when poor kids lie in any number of ways to make themselves not look poor. For example they'll say they own this or that, or there parents own this or that and it's always something expensive you KNOW they don't have. This poor kid I went to high school with named Glen Oliver did this to a ridiculous extent. He was in my guitar class in high school and this where he really looked bad. If there is one area of music you don't want to tell lies in, it is the guitar. Worse he lied about his equipment. People that play guitar will know you are lying and tear you up. Every day he would come in with one of those crappy guitars they sell at the front area of Wal-Mart. If there was ever unwritten laws in guitar etiquette one of them should be "You don't buy one of those crappy guitars they sell at the front of department stores." Anybody who is considering playing guitar seriously knows you DON'T play one of those. You are not even supposed to look at those. Other people that play REAL guitars laugh at people that play those. Anyways, at any given time he would tell us this ridiculous lie saying it was worth all this money. EVERY week, day , or month his stupid fictional value would change. One day it was worth 900 and 5 weeks later it was worth 2000. Everyone would rip him up too even the casual guitar players. They'd say things like "Get out of here Glen. No one wants to hear about the value of your crappy guitar. " Poor people should be real about their situation. Don't lie. It never helps. Yeah, kids. Don't be insecure about how you have a poor family.
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Viva
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Post by Viva on Sept 23, 2011 2:15:49 GMT -5
God damn that shit was funny. All the way up until Charlie dropped his Jewel out of the car window. Just f***ing hilarious.
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Dennis Stamp
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Post by Viva on Sept 22, 2011 23:29:53 GMT -5
GOOKERMANIA IS ONLY FEW DAYS AWAY!!!! September 26th.....the night that history WILL BE MADE!!!! I want all of you peon fans to mark your calendars, buy your tickets, buy the PPV...get your cheap DVR that you probably "borrowed" from your next door neighbor. All want a lot of people watching. Because, it's gonna be that historic night that Smokin Vokoun becomes a true Superstar. Oh, it's not like I wasn't a superstar already. BUT IT WILL BE OFFICIAL AT GOOKERMANIA IV THAT I WILL BE ONE OF THE TOP SUPERSTARS IN THIS COMPANY!!!!! Because your gonna see what Smokin Vokoun is truly made of. I've heard the doubters, the haters all of you out there who doesn't think I can get the job done at Gookermania IV. They all think that I'm nothing. Guys like ViVA, and Boiler Room Brawler and EVil M, don't think to highly of yours truly. But you see, these old farts have their heads so far up their asses that they don't see whats about to hit them. They really don't. You old codgers have held guys like me, Punisher, Mad Pirate Mulligan down. AND YOU KNOW YOU HAVE YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!! On Monday night, I'm gonna crash through that glass ceiling that you has beens set up. Because once I win the briefcase and once I REGAIN MY HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP, there will be nothing you main eventers or the WWCF can do about it. [/color][/quote] Actually, dude. I don't really mind you too much. I just wish you'd stop trying to ride my coattails into relevance. I spotted the f***ing hypocrisy of WWCF leadership, and the conspiracy against me... FIRST. And as soon as I did, you ran with my revelations like they were yours. I didn't mix a full batch of this kool-aid, brother. And your quick hop onto the bandwagon has me VERY, VERY weary of you.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Viva on Sept 22, 2011 22:20:39 GMT -5
Thread guy, rename this to also (Awesome Little Known Facts Thread) Because I just got enlightened like crazy in here, and so many people aren't going to if they don't know what's going on.
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Viva
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Post by Viva on Sept 22, 2011 20:03:15 GMT -5
He worked. Hard.
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Post by Viva on Sept 22, 2011 19:51:37 GMT -5
She has no upper lip and it bothers me.
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Post by Viva on Sept 22, 2011 19:04:40 GMT -5
Just in... ahem.. briefcase... everybody forgot. I'm walking away with one of those f***ing briefcases. Come hell or high water. And none of you f***ing assholes can stop me.
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Post by Viva on Sept 22, 2011 16:27:51 GMT -5
Sorry to be a killjoy, but I don't think its a good idea to have Really Rotten get put on the shelf by post match beat down at Gookermania. Valid, but I don't think it's smart to delete your account and expect not to get put on the shelf via post match beat down at Gookermania. It's wrestling. He can return.
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Post by Viva on Sept 22, 2011 15:59:40 GMT -5
This shit pisses me off. This show is heading directly for the ramp and the shark pit.
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Post by Viva on Sept 22, 2011 15:48:33 GMT -5
Nah. I haven't ended careers in a while. You can have it bro. Amigo wants a slice though. So share.
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Post by Viva on Sept 22, 2011 15:22:34 GMT -5
Oh, and I'm 24 next Friday.
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Post by Viva on Sept 22, 2011 15:21:57 GMT -5
Well, the WWCF career ender (Finn McHaggis and DR Jackson and counting), is always up for some heel heat by putting someone in a coma - if Lionel comes back he can come after me, but if you want to write him out with a Punisher attack then it's fine by me... I was the career stopper far before you were, dude. Get your own gimmick. /square
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Dennis Stamp
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Post by Viva on Sept 22, 2011 14:11:24 GMT -5
Guys, shut the f*** up and wait for the pay per view.
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Post by Viva on Sept 22, 2011 13:19:58 GMT -5
I already have the sports tier with Comcast. This shit better be added to it.
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Post by Viva on Sept 21, 2011 21:32:47 GMT -5
I was going for the grand slam too. Son of a bitch!
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Post by Viva on Sept 21, 2011 21:17:55 GMT -5
It's the epitome of excess, and at this point, it's fun watching what they're going to come up with next.
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Post by Viva on Sept 21, 2011 20:36:41 GMT -5
Well, then let me ask you something. What is there to get?
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Post by Viva on Sept 21, 2011 20:26:03 GMT -5
I always think of how they got into the profession their in, and based on appearance and health, the stories vary from hopeful to downright depressing. Then I just leave sad.
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Dennis Stamp
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Post by Viva on Sept 21, 2011 20:24:47 GMT -5
Dude, you like ponies. Stop casting judgement on other stuff. Especially stuff that is meant to be taken as serious-free as possible.
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Dennis Stamp
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Post by Viva on Sept 21, 2011 19:30:46 GMT -5
We should start posting newz like we used too. Sources within WWCF are very happy with Whitey Fat's progress. Brought in to be a jobber to the stars, Whitey managed to get himself over more than arguably any heel in the promotion. Except Vincent Van Agony. Everybody wants that guy to die in a fire. Source:Rajah.com Fixed that for you x2.
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