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Post by devilfish on Sept 12, 2012 17:42:58 GMT -5
Hey guys. I have to ask something. Is it normal for a heart attack victim to be unable to speak like this?
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Post by devilfish on Aug 25, 2012 22:55:31 GMT -5
YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME, BABY!
BEEF JELLY!
SLAPPY PAPPY WHAT? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
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Post by devilfish on Aug 19, 2012 12:49:31 GMT -5
it was from the Global Wrestling federation that used to air on ESPN...which begs the obvious question...does WWE own THAT now too?
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Post by devilfish on Aug 17, 2012 23:37:40 GMT -5
MY favorites are the quotes in Tiny Toons: How I Spent My Summer Vacation:
Don't Back Up: Severe Tire Damage Our Only Regret: Joe Piscopo Hey, what about that "Urkel" Kid: Is he funny, or what? First Theatrical Screening: Old Orchard Theater, Skokie, IL Last Theatrical Screening: See Above Lady Who Cleans Up the Studio: Queegee Bananahoe Person in the recording studio who presses that red button a lot: Link Poonie
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Post by devilfish on Aug 1, 2012 23:20:15 GMT -5
Hey guys, Do you like video game news without the funny aftertaste? Do you want a podcast with knowledgeable hosts and reasonably funny gags? Do you look for a low-fat chocolate cake that doesn't let you down in the flavor department like so many others? ...Well I can't help you on the last one, but I co-host a video game podcast with my best bud Jason Block that is called "PIXELNation" you can listen to episodes rightchere! www.clw83.com/we have new episodes every Friday evening. I would be honored if you'd give us a listen. Brian~
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Post by devilfish on Jun 27, 2012 19:25:36 GMT -5
Well, I'm gonna go put on some leather and go get spanked...
VOTE FOR DUKE! Good Night!
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Post by devilfish on Jun 22, 2012 1:15:42 GMT -5
YES!
COME BACK HEYUH.....IM NOT FINISHED WIT YOU......
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
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Post by devilfish on Jun 17, 2012 13:57:33 GMT -5
Do you know the difference between a scottish sheep farmer and Mick Jagger?
Mick Jagger says "Hey, You, Get off of my cloud!"
The Scottish Sheep farmer says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my Ewe!"
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Post by devilfish on Jun 14, 2012 15:47:31 GMT -5
Thanks for trying at least. I was thinking of doing a review of Akira once I get my new video camera, and I needed that for exposition
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Post by devilfish on Jun 14, 2012 2:45:44 GMT -5
Hey guys, I have been wondering something, I have been trying to find the commercial from the 1980s that was for a mail-order offer for VHS copies of "Akira". I have searched the YouTube and found nothing. If you could help me, I would appreciate it.
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Post by devilfish on May 27, 2012 15:07:09 GMT -5
Hey guys, been watching some 1991 WCW and I saw some clips from Bash 91...aka "WE WANT FLAIR!" Anyway, I was wondering, does anyone have a clear shot of the fake WCW belt they used for the Luger/Windham cage match? Always wanted to see it up close.
Danke Schoen
Brian~
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Post by devilfish on May 7, 2012 9:08:39 GMT -5
Thanks for the advice, but I just wish I knew why this crap keeps happening to me. I loved doing commentary even for a fake promotion, it was something I always wanted to do
And I do several Podcasts, they're great, don't get me wrong, but I had always wanted to try it, and I was enjoying the hell out of it
Anyways, any of you need a commentator?
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Post by devilfish on May 6, 2012 23:16:32 GMT -5
You know if you aren't more appreciative Wayne, someday you're gonna lose me.
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Post by devilfish on May 6, 2012 23:13:37 GMT -5
Okay guys, long-ish rant coming here but I need to vent and get this out of my system before I go to bed.
I have just had the single worst weekend I can remember, and I am so angry right now, I can barely talk. It all started yesterday. I graduated from college and got my Bachelors Degree in business administration from Tusculum College. Well a few months ago I found out WWE was coming to town on the same night, so I decided to order tickets that were the fourth row from ringside as sort of a graduation gift to myself. I spent $212.50 on two tickets, remember that.
Well graduation and the post-event dinner went off well so me and my dad got our Tomtom out and decided to start from Greeneville TN to Knoxville for the big event. Our Tomtom couldn't find the venue for the show, and we wound up getting hopelessly lost and found up in North-smurfing-Carolina! We got wrong directions at every turn and eventually my Dad (who was driving) got pulled over for speeding, though the cop did give us the right direction on how to get back to Knoxville. We finally did make it to Knoxville...just in time for the main event to start. So I paid $212.50 (I told you to remember that now) to see one...MATCH! A match which was over in ten minutes, and where I found that two teens were sitting in our seats.
We drive home in silence, and my Dad, bless his soul, has been beating himself over this all weekend long, so I have had to put on a brave face and cheer him up. And guess what, there was more to come over this.
Today, my truly awesome weekend continued. I have been for the past few weeks been a play-by-play commentator for a CAW wrestling league called the VWF. I have loved it since I have always dreamed about being a wrestling announcer and this gives me a chance to fulfill a lifeline dream. Also the main commentator died in a tornado here in east TN a few weeks ago, and I volunteered to take over as Play by Play, and I thought I was doing very good, as did most of the fans. Well today the guy who was running it told me that he had decided on a new guy to be his main commentary guy for Season 2. Turns out its an old friend who has commentary experience. I heard him and frankly, he stinks. So this guy went behind my back to find a new commentary guy and then decides to tell me thru a facebook message.
I am about ready to scream, I'm so mad right now. First my wrestling show gets screwed up and now THIS. I honestly don;t know what to do anymore. I always wanted to be a wrestling commentator, and it just gets taken from me like THAT.
I'm just fed up with everything right now...I don't know what to do.
Brian~
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Post by devilfish on May 5, 2012 0:40:48 GMT -5
Actually, I think he was holding the mic like a Brandy Snifter...again a fine touch.
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Post by devilfish on Apr 30, 2012 19:52:07 GMT -5
Hey guys, I have an odd request from the group here. Me and a friend are working on a wrestling commentary project, and we need to practice our skills. I was wondering do any of you have a video on youtube or anyplace that doesn't have any commentary So we can dub our own over it.
Thanks in advance'
Brian~
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Post by devilfish on Apr 22, 2012 22:35:04 GMT -5
Odd one from me, WWF used to show ads for Bicycle playing cards at the tail end of Superstars. Always thought it was odd, since when do playing card companies need to advertise ;-)
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Post by devilfish on Apr 10, 2012 15:43:01 GMT -5
Hey guys. It's Brian. I need help. Right now I am just fed up. I can't take anymore and I am so frustrated I don't know what to do.
As some of you may or may not know, I currently work as a debt collector, and lately my job has sucked. See, we have a certain amount of money we need to collect every month. Every month I have met or exceeded my target. Well last month, despite working my tail off and calling hundreds of phones a day I only made 17% of my target (you need 80% to stay out of trouble). So I'm in a verbal warning, today I find out that because I forgot to say a certain legal phrase, I got in big trouble so I'm in a WRITTEN warning for that. And it's the 10th, and as yet, I haven't collected a dime!
And honestly, that's not all I'm depressed about. I am getting sick of being the "weirdo" who loves weird stuff. I'm single, and I can't find a woman, hell I can barely find friends. I'm just sick of being that guy who watches British tv or Game Shows or wrestling who doesn't appreciate the subtle charms of "jersey shore" or endless reality garbage. I mean, you find me an American woman who knows who Cliff Richard, Noel Edmonds or Frank Skinner and I'll shake your hand. He'll I can't even get into modern Music. I love Ronnie Milsap and Elvis and everyone my age is hooked on Lady Gaga and Katy Perry, what chance do I have?
I'm just sick and tired of life coming up behind me and pimp-slapping me as soon as I get a little confidence and self esteem. I just wish I could be happy. I just...tired
Thanks for letting me vent
Brian~
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Post by devilfish on Jan 29, 2012 21:13:36 GMT -5
(Mulder) His Jiggling, it's almost hypnotic
(Scully, monotone) Yes.....it's like a LavaLamp
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Post by devilfish on Jan 2, 2012 22:40:53 GMT -5
"He's sure taking his sweet time!"
"Better refuel"
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