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Post by CrazySting on Dec 14, 2007 12:15:53 GMT -5
Ashley Massaro has been and is currently working on her in ring ability for her return to the WWE. She has been working with many big legends with in the company including Steve Kerns and many other producers.
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She'll come back as the female Bryan Danielson obviously.
Seriously, I know this is what Trish did, but Trish had shown some potential in her matches with Stephanie prior to that and wasn't famous blowing spots constantly. I don't doubt she's trying but...
Is is possible you can try incredibly hard, but still suck at wrestling?
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Post by Tiiulicious on Dec 14, 2007 12:20:06 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but I couldn't stop laughing just reading the title of the thread. Assley ís never going to be anything other than a complete trainwreck. That girl (I'll use that term very loosely since mostly Trashley looks like a tranny after a botched sex change operation) has two left feet and in two years hasn't even learned how to run the ropes without making a fool of herself. Some people aren't meant to wrestle and she's one of them.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 14, 2007 12:20:58 GMT -5
I wish her the best, because I really don't understand all the "tranny" comments and I'd like to see her back on TV serving an actual purpose. Doesn't look like a tranny to me, anyway ... how's that phrase go? Oh, right. I'd hit that. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2007 12:22:27 GMT -5
Well, best of luck to her.
It's nice to see that these women are making an effort, when they're not even forced to become wrestlers. Remember, the Diva Search requires no wrestling experience.
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Post by AriadosMan on Dec 14, 2007 12:22:29 GMT -5
Whatever. She's probably still going to suck and be boring. Her career high is being arm candy for Londrick.
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Post by CrazySting on Dec 14, 2007 12:24:00 GMT -5
For everyone who gets annoyed at the 'divas look like tranny's' comment and think it's only said by sad people with way too high standards...
What do trannys look like? Huge, fake breasts Loads and loads of make up revealing and often trashy outfits
What do divas look like? Huge, fake breasts Loads and loads of make up revealing and often trashy outfits
Not all of the women do of course, but definetly there are one or two that if you saw hanging out at a bar you may wonder....
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Post by AriadosMan on Dec 14, 2007 12:25:59 GMT -5
For everyone who gets annoyed at the 'divas look like tranny's' comment and think it's only said by people guys with way too high standards... What do trannys look like? Huge, fake breasts Loads and loads of make up revealing and often trashy outfits What do divas look like? Huge, fake breasts Loads and loads of make up revealing and often trashy outfits She's NOT a tranny, but she's not nearly as hot as WWE makes her out to be either. Certainly not hot enough to justify her (botched) push as a main event women's champion. C'mon WWE, give the spot to Mickie, a woman who is attractive and has actual talent.
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Post by The_Don_Mecha on Dec 14, 2007 12:26:30 GMT -5
For everyone who gets annoyed at the 'divas look like tranny's' comment and think it's only said by sad people with way too high standards... What do trannys look like? Huge, fake breasts Loads and loads of make up revealing and often trashy outfits What do divas look like? Huge, fake breasts Loads and loads of make up revealing and often trashy outfits Not all of the women do of course, but definetly there are one or two that if you saw hanging out at a bar you may wonder.... And there you have it.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 14, 2007 12:28:16 GMT -5
For everyone who gets annoyed at the 'divas look like tranny's' comment and think it's only said by sad people with way too high standards... What do trannys look like? Huge, fake breasts Loads and loads of make up revealing and often trashy outfits What do divas look like? Huge, fake breasts Loads and loads of make up revealing and often trashy outfits Not all of the women do of course, but definetly there are one or two that if you saw hanging out at a bar you may wonder.... Maybe I haven't seen enough trannies in my day, I dunno. I just don't think the "used to have a penis" argument is original, clever, or relevant anymore. Maybe I need to study up on transsexuals or something, but to say that "fake boobs + tons of make-up + trashy clothing = tranny" is akin to saying "lisp + 'funny' walk + being 'sensitive' = gay." You might be right from time to time, but jeez ... generalize much?
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 14, 2007 12:33:41 GMT -5
This news is... NOT DON WEST APPROVED.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Dec 14, 2007 12:37:09 GMT -5
Ashley Massaro has been and is currently working on her in ring ability for her return to the WWE. She has been working with many big legends with in the company including Steve Kerns and many other producers. Well good luck to her. Hopefully her training will include A MONTAGE!!! (Even Rocky had a montage). Hopefully her training will also teach her to spell Steve Keirn's name correctly too. ;D
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Post by CrazySting on Dec 14, 2007 12:38:16 GMT -5
For everyone who gets annoyed at the 'divas look like tranny's' comment and think it's only said by sad people with way too high standards... What do trannys look like? Huge, fake breasts Loads and loads of make up revealing and often trashy outfits What do divas look like? Huge, fake breasts Loads and loads of make up revealing and often trashy outfits Not all of the women do of course, but definetly there are one or two that if you saw hanging out at a bar you may wonder.... Maybe I haven't seen enough trannies in my day, I dunno. I just don't think the "used to have a penis" argument is original, clever, or relevant anymore. Maybe I need to study up on transsexuals or something, but to say that "fake boobs + tons of make-up + trashy clothing = tranny" is akin to saying "lisp + 'funny' walk + being 'sensitive' = gay." You might be right from time to time, but jeez ... generalize much? I should have clarified and said drag Queens rather than transexuals. Since the whole thing about being a drag queen is being OTT, having big boobs, make up..etc.
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Post by AriadosMan on Dec 14, 2007 12:44:01 GMT -5
I should have clarified and said drag Queens rather than transexuals. Since the whole thing about being a drag queen is being OTT, having big boobs, make up..etc. You pretty much described 90% of women who worked in WWE. Who doesn't look like that? Molly Holly? Its kind of a vague description really, seeing as how drag queens wear the stuff that they do hide their "manishness", whereas in WWE the look just comes off as trashy/sleazy a lot of the time.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 14, 2007 12:48:05 GMT -5
They're crooked.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 14, 2007 12:50:54 GMT -5
I should have clarified and said drag Queens rather than transexuals. Since the whole thing about being a drag queen is being OTT, having big boobs, make up..etc. You pretty much described 90% of women who worked in WWE. Who doesn't look like that? Molly Holly? Its kind of a vague description really, seeing as how drag queens wear the stuff that they do hide their "manishness", whereas in WWE the look just comes off as trashy/sleazy a lot of the time. Cenamark, thanks for the clarification. As for the above quote ... don't exclude WCW (and to some extent, TNA) from that list. I seem to remember a certain former WWF Women's champion, who threw a certain WWF Women's title belt into a certain garbage can on a certain competing Monday night wrestling show as having RIDICULOUSLY huge, fake breasts and a much more manly face than Ashley could ever be accused of, and people creaming themselves over her because she could wrestle. That's great, and I'm glad she could work, but let's call a spade a spade here: if Ashely looks like a drag queen, Madusa looked like ... I don't know ... a bad drag queen? Same could be said for Asya, although to be fair I don't remember her ever being called "pretty." Also ... Jackie Moore. Sure, she can work, but how can she navigate around the 50 lbs of silicone on her chest? They're crooked. I've seen worse natural[/u] breasts before. Seriously. And please, don't think I'm saying that Ashley is the sexiest woman I've ever seen - far from it. I'm just trying to point out that, in the grand scheme of things, she's far from ugly. Like I said above, IMO Ashley >>>> Sable >>>>>> Madusa, looks-wise anyway.
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Post by AriadosMan on Dec 14, 2007 12:52:34 GMT -5
^ All you say is true, I just thought "WWE" because that's what most people think when they think of "wrestling" as a default. My bad.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 14, 2007 12:52:58 GMT -5
Also ... Jackie Moore. Sure, she can work, but how can she navigate around the 50 lbs of silicone on her chest? But she doesn't have a square jaw and a stupid faux-punk look. And she has a nice butt.
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Post by lildude8218 on Dec 14, 2007 12:54:22 GMT -5
that Steve Kerns is a great trainer, he was an even better wrestler as Skinners......
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 14, 2007 12:55:06 GMT -5
^ All you say is true, I just thought "WWE" because that's what most people think when they think of "wrestling" as a default. My bad. No worries. Also ... Jackie Moore. Sure, she can work, but how can she navigate around the 50 lbs of silicone on her chest? But she doesn't have a square jaw and a stupid faux-punk look. And she has a nice butt. Eh, to each his own. I'd bang Avril Lavigne, too - does that make me a bad person? Well, actually, it probably does, but still ... some people like cucumbers better than pickles. I prefer Ashley to a lot of the other women I've seen in wrestling. To-may-to, to-mah-to.
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Post by lildude8218 on Dec 14, 2007 12:58:23 GMT -5
^ All you say is true, I just thought "WWE" because that's what most people think when they think of "wrestling" as a default. My bad. No worries. But she doesn't have a square jaw and a stupid faux-punk look. And she has a nice butt. Eh, to each his own. I'd bang Avril Lavigne, too - does that make me a bad person? Well, actually, it probably does, but still ... some people like cucumbers better than pickles. I prefer Ashley to a lot of the other women I've seen in wrestling. To-may-to, to-mah-to. Yeah, they sure are a coupla tomatas! [/Tazz]
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