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Post by jfpierce on Dec 12, 2007 18:40:40 GMT -5
The John Cena school of comedy:
"LOL UR GAY"
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Post by The Ichi on Dec 12, 2007 19:25:31 GMT -5
The John Cena school of comedy: "LOL UR GAY" He actually graduated from the Triple H school of comedy.
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Post by Marky Mark on Dec 12, 2007 20:24:33 GMT -5
The John Cena school of comedy: "LOL UR GAY" He actually graduated from the Triple H school of comedy. That would be "LOL PENIS"
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Post by gsguy on Dec 12, 2007 20:51:17 GMT -5
Between this and the Punk thread, I think my head is going to explode.
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Post by Jimichiro Likes Erick Rowan on Dec 13, 2007 0:22:37 GMT -5
I won't lie, I found it more funny than unfunny.
His impressions were gold.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Dec 13, 2007 8:09:16 GMT -5
I couldn't watch the whole pile of unfunny crap. A GREAT compilation of proof how unfunny Cena is...
Tomko, give me a beat!
Yoyoyoyo, my name is John Cena I know some joke, involving nuts and wiener You'd think it's funny until you're eight If you're out of puberty, it's far too late
My belt is a spininnig piece of crap I can't sing, so I pretend to rap Loyalty, Respect and Hustle Oh shit I just tore my pectoral muscle
John Cena suuuuuuuuuucks, John Cena suuuuuuuuuuuucks....
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Post by Jimmy John Mundo on Dec 13, 2007 10:44:06 GMT -5
Other then his old raps. I didnt find anything funny at all. Cena has some of the worst lines in history of trying to be funny. "You're acting like a friggin ham sandwich" and the whole Y2J being cheap thing. "Y2Cheap!". Yeah maybe i woulda found that funny when i was 6.
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Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 13, 2007 11:03:59 GMT -5
'I look in your genetic lunchbox and find a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
WITH THE CRUSTS CUT OFF!'
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 13, 2007 11:08:07 GMT -5
Good lord, how many balls/nuts/dick jokes can one man come up with?
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Post by Just Jay on Dec 13, 2007 11:13:00 GMT -5
Wow. I don't think I've ever seen this much hate for a wrestler. Ever.
What happens if John Cena God forbid dies today? Will people still be hating his ability from beyond the grave?
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Dec 13, 2007 11:18:28 GMT -5
Wow. I don't think I've ever seen this much hate for a wrestler. Ever. What happens if John Cena God forbid dies today? Will people still be hating his ability from beyond the grave? To answer your question, yes because his "workrate" is awful and so that is justifiable in some people's eyes for hating a person.
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Post by Just Jay on Dec 13, 2007 11:23:16 GMT -5
The defense rests, Your Honor.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Dec 13, 2007 11:28:35 GMT -5
Good lord, how many balls/nuts/dick jokes can one man come up with? Plenty. But WWE have got a whole TEAM of people working round the clock making them.
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Post by joeman on Dec 13, 2007 11:29:15 GMT -5
Wow. I don't think I've ever seen this much hate for a wrestler. Ever. What happens if John Cena God forbid dies today? Will people still be hating his ability from beyond the grave? To answer your question, yes because his "workrate" is awful and so that is justifiable in some people's eyes for hating a person. Cena's bad workrate is worse than a well respected wrestler killing his wife and AN EIGHT YEAR OLD KID. Seriously, does anyone really wish a person to leave a profession he loves because some "smart" fans doesn't like him? Sometimes hate threads like these make me sick.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 13, 2007 11:30:30 GMT -5
To answer your question, Jay ... I'm not a fan of John Cena the character because to me, he was getting stale. That's why I can't get too into HHH matches anymore, either: he always wins. Same with Cena. It could be 5-on-1, with one of Cena's hands tied behind his back, the FU and STFU were illegal, plus he had to be blindfolded and slam a bottle of Ny-Quil 30 minutes before the match, and he would still "overcome the odds." It got old fast.
That, and as has been said, how many dick/nuts/gay jokes can one man make? Or rather, how often can he repeat the same dick/nuts/gay jokes over and over?
BUT, if John Cena the man died today, I'd be sad, and it would be a tragedy that would definitely affect me as a wrestling fan - as well as the entire industry, I would think.
I can dislike the character and still respect and value a human life, although admittedly I can't speak for everyone.
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Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 13, 2007 11:32:24 GMT -5
Cena's not my favourite wrestler, but I do appreciate his work ethic and his ability. In fact, I find myself defending him against more... zealous friends a lot of the time.
People just couldn't grasp that he's my WWE wrestler of the year.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 13, 2007 11:35:54 GMT -5
I don't 'hate' Cena, but I don't find his current incarnation entertaining in the least.
If others like him, good for them.
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Post by Lionheart on Dec 13, 2007 11:50:44 GMT -5
To answer your question, yes because his "workrate" is awful and so that is justifiable in some people's eyes for hating a person. Cena's bad workrate is worse than a well respected wrestler killing his wife and AN EIGHT YEAR OLD KID. EXCUSE ME, pal, none of the Cena-bashers here said that the things we don't like about Cena are worse than what Benoit did. The Cena defenders here like you asked if that was what we thought, then simply decided we did and ran with it. Don't put words in people's mouths.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Dec 13, 2007 11:51:40 GMT -5
Cena's bad workrate is worse than a well respected wrestler killing his wife and AN EIGHT YEAR OLD KID. Oh, c'mon, now! Don't come up with Benoit now! Many people hated on Benoit on a whole other level than our hate on Cena, Batista, HHH, etc. You cannot compare that just because these people have the same profession. I think there are people who hate on talentless slags like Ashlee Simpson, who might happen to be a nice person while enjoying the music of sick and twisted psychopaths, fascists, whatever... IF people hate Benoit, they hate him for being sick. If people still like Benoit, they like him for being a excellent wrestler. The one thing has nothing to do with the other. And if it HAS, then you should hate wrestling itself for causing his brain damage, but I think we can agree that we won't do that, will we? And you can STICK your workrate-argument, since I don't see many people hate on Nash in the TNA section and Nash's workrate is by far, FAR worse than Cena's. Nobody wishes death on Cena, his injury is not permanent, so it's not that bad to slightly mock him being out of action. [Samuel L. Jackson]I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERf***ING BENOIT COMPARISONS ON THIS MOTHERf***ING BOARD![Samuel L. Jackson]
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Dec 13, 2007 12:04:05 GMT -5
Cena's bad workrate is worse than a well respected wrestler killing his wife and AN EIGHT YEAR OLD KID. Oh, c'mon, now! Don't come up with Benoit now! Many people hated on Benoit on a whole other level than our hate on Cena, Batista, HHH, etc. You cannot compare that just because these people have the same profession. I think there are people who hate on talentless slags like Ashlee Simpson, who might happen to be a nice person while enjoying the music of sick and twisted psychopaths, fascists, whatever... IF people hate Benoit, they hate him for being sick. If people still like Benoit, they like him for being a excellent wrestler. The one thing has nothing to do with the other. And if it HAS, then you should hate wrestling itself for causing his brain damage, but I think we can agree that we won't do that, will we? And you can STICK your workrate-argument, since I don't see many people hate on Nash in the TNA section and Nash's workrate is by far, FAR worse than Cena's. Nobody wishes death on Cena, his injury is not permanent, so it's not that bad to slightly mock him being out of action. [Samuel L. Jackson]I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERsmurfING BENOIT COMPARISONS ON THIS MOTHERsmurfING BOARD![Samuel L. Jackson] I seem to remember seeing several comments about Nash in his feud with the X-Division and how he shouldn't be wrestling and how he sucked, etc. You can't speak for everyone in the regard that no one wishes death or harm upon a wrestler. I've been to several other forums that have not been properly modded and seen several distasteful comments about wrestlers.
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