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Post by tomservo23 on Dec 13, 2007 23:07:50 GMT -5
The OP is either the greatest gimmick poster on the boards, or wacked out of his gourd at all times, at Reverend Jim-levels.
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Post by casualobserver on Dec 13, 2007 23:09:08 GMT -5
Michael Bolton: That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life. Samir: Yes, this is horrible, this idea.
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Massive G
Hank Scorpio
yo hago esto
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Post by Massive G on Dec 14, 2007 0:08:32 GMT -5
that's.... that's just pretty bad.
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Post by machinegun on Dec 14, 2007 0:11:49 GMT -5
Yes yes and more yes
This would be hilarious
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Post by laotioncommotion on Dec 14, 2007 0:20:11 GMT -5
No, honestly, that's a terrible idea. First, I'm pretty sure it'd be illegal. You can't have kids working a WWE schedule. Secondly, it'd be a PR nightmare. Can you imagine what would happen if one of those kids got caught with something? Or was seriously injured? I think if what you want is for wrestling to be banned, it would work perfectly. But as a serious idea, I'll have to give you a resounding, Tomko-esque NO!
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Post by legendary616 on Dec 14, 2007 1:49:50 GMT -5
i want what he was smokin when he thought of this
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Post by jordenisgood on Dec 14, 2007 3:31:56 GMT -5
The main problem with this would be any of the kids actually being issued a license to wrestle. Most states require you to be 18 or older.
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BxB
Unicron
Only the shift key stands between him and copyright infringement.
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Post by BxB on Dec 14, 2007 3:39:05 GMT -5
Rey Mysterio will finally have some company.
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bradyfan
ALF
Dance girl dance!!!
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Post by bradyfan on Dec 14, 2007 4:21:10 GMT -5
This idea is a joke right?
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Post by ghettooverlord on Dec 14, 2007 4:31:17 GMT -5
wow you guys are mean :\
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Dec 14, 2007 5:56:54 GMT -5
"Hi! This is former WCW and WWE, TNA superbooker Vince Russo. TNA and WWE bookers are trained professionals in the art of making the crapiest ideas happen for real in wrestling. It takes years to learn how to make a stinky idea look good enough on paper to dupe brainless promoters. If you're not prepared, i could be dangerous, you could waste 5 minutes of a human being's life, and anger badly the first degree readers. So please, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!"
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Dec 14, 2007 11:22:06 GMT -5
Would this be accompanied by a teenage diva search too? Not that I think there should of course, but I gotta ask.
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King Rich
Samurai Cop
Just here for the fads.
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Post by King Rich on Dec 14, 2007 11:27:13 GMT -5
Are we ever going to see the OP again?
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 14, 2007 11:32:51 GMT -5
Give it up dude. Your essays are just bad.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves BBL Bayley on Dec 14, 2007 11:34:53 GMT -5
This is just retarded.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Dec 14, 2007 11:47:44 GMT -5
i'm sorry, but this is a really bad idea. firstly, this would cause a dangerous amount of damage to the young wrestlers. the amount of abuse a wrestler takes has serious ramifications on an adult body, so having 15 year olds taking slams and suplexes on a weekly basis is asking for trouble. second of all, these kids would actually have a future outside of wrestling. tehy would ned qualifications at school, and you can't learn maths by getting dropped on your head. thirdly, chances are this infringes on about eight seperate child labour/abuse laws. fourthly, the press would not be happy with the female division. for a family corporation to have teenage girls wearing spandex, rolling round on teh floor with each other is not the best public image move. fifthly, wrestlign is full of drugs, sleaze and crime. i don't know about anyone else, but if i was put into that environment at that age, i probably would be either dead or in prison by now.
i could go on.
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AriadosMan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Your friendly neighborhood superhero
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Post by AriadosMan on Dec 14, 2007 12:05:52 GMT -5
This would pretty much kill the WWE if they tried it, as it would raise the whole "backyard wrestling" criticism thing again and also bring up child labor law concerns.
Awful idea.
That said, seeing reymon14 get jobbed out to Big Daddy V would be hella funny.
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Post by CJ Denton is Egon on Dec 14, 2007 12:08:25 GMT -5
oh lord no
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mrmulluk
Bubba Ho-Tep
I am always funny. I am never joking.
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Post by mrmulluk on Dec 14, 2007 12:32:01 GMT -5
Yeah, what they really need is PETS!
Damien and the sewer rats as the veteran trainers and young up and coming pets vying for a spot.
JR's pet coon could be the champion.
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Post by bitteroldman on Dec 14, 2007 13:19:59 GMT -5
I'm certain this would be the #1 rated program for the desirable middle-aged pedophile demographic. Maybe get Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy for the kayfabe commissioner.
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