Make a Santino Novelty Album

[Save_Us.Voicebox]

I'm starting a thread based off a idea Lenny had for a Santino Blues album in the Jillian CD thread

Here are my own visions of the album


Santino Marella-"Texas Flood"

"Well it's a floodin' down in the Texas,
All the telephonic communication systems are down-ah,
Well I tried to call my Mariahhhhh,
Mama Mia- I could not hear a single sound signal"

Santino Marella- "Let the Good Times Roll"

"I said hey everybody,
Let's have some fun-uh,
I've seen the Condemned once-ah,
It was so bad-uh,
I was-uh nearly dead-uh when it was dah done"

Santino Marella- "Crossroads"

"I, SANTINO MARELLLLAAAH, went down to the crossed road,
Fell down on my kneesah,
I, SANTINO MARELLLLAAAH, went down to the crossed road,
Fell down on my kneesah,
I, SANTINO MARELLLLAAAH, said lord have the mercies,
I need my Mariaahhhhh please-uh."

Santino Marella- "Stormy Monday"

"Well they call it de Stormiest Monday,
But the Condemned was just as bad,
Well they call it de Stormiest Monday,
But the Condemned-uh was just as bad,
Stone Cold's acting was even worse,
It made me so mad!"

[Gopher Mod]

Needs more Amy Winehouse ripoffs:

youtube.com/watch?v=qmePgEV7CXg

Also, what happened to ya, Voicebox?

[thesam07]

He should sing this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs&feature=related

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thesam07 said:

He should sing this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs&feature=related

OH YES. In fact, the one time he told some ringside fan to "shaddup you face", I just about marked myself apoplectic.

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He could do covers of such classics as:

'I Can't get no Gratification' by the Falling Stones

'Jail Horse Rocks' by Alvin Prestly

'Yellow Tamborine' by the Junebugs

'Another Block on the Wall' by Pink Freud

'Free Birds' by Lenny Skinner

'Peggy Stew' by Bunny Holly

and many, many more.




I tried

[Banjo Is Broken]

Santino sings the best of Pat Boone.

[The Genesis of KoOS]

"Can't -a Touch My-a Maria" by M.C. Marella

[Dick Foley]

Any Dean Martin songs would fit just right.

[Ace Diamond]

jcmark611 said:

Any Dean Martin songs would fit just right.

Ain't that a kick inna head

[Schemer]

Santino sings "Tom Sawyer"

"A modern days warteater
mean, mean strid-a...
Today's Tom stupid Sawyer-a
mean, french fries..."

[Stevie J]

He and Maria should do "Unforgettable" as a duet.

[Baixo Astral]

When-a the moon hits-a my eye-a, like-a big-a pizza pie-a, that's-a my Maria.

[Dean-o]

I would buy 2 copies.

[Schemer]

steviej said:

He and Maria should do "Unforgettable" as a duet.

I would so put that on all the time since I'm a DJ at my college radio station.

[Gopher Mod]

mrcynic said:

steviej said:

He and Maria should do "Unforgettable" as a duet.

I would so put that on all the time since I'm a DJ at my college radio station.

2nd'ed! If that happens, it's on my radio station faster than you can say "I'm in lots of pain-a!"