Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 3, 2007 11:10:03 GMT -5
If you've ever tried it, let me know! All I know is that I love his Original, and that Chipolte Ketchup is damn near better then sex. I don't really care for the other stuff. It's not bad, just not worth it in my opinion. The jerky is good, but I prefer my homemade stuff. And for something completely unexpected, I went to his site and saw he is selling this: (check out www.jrsbarbq.com/ to see shilling gone wild)Never in my life, would I ever think that people would wear a T-Shirt that talks about JR's nuts. Now I need to try his nuts and see if they are salty. Yes, I went there.
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Post by default on Dec 3, 2007 12:32:37 GMT -5
I totally want JR to walk up to Cena after his return and say "TASTE THESE NUTS!" and throw a bucket of them at "The Prototype Marine".
EDIT: Oh wow... I might have to order the black one, since I requested to JR that he get Medium t-shirts. He responded to it nicely in a column.
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Post by Dean-o on Dec 3, 2007 12:56:38 GMT -5
I bought a bottle when he was signing his new cookbook at a local Wal-Mart. I got the book and sause bottle signed. I never did open it however...it had a very cute little cowboy hat on the cap!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2007 16:06:11 GMT -5
Oklahoma's was better.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Dec 3, 2007 17:18:58 GMT -5
FRUITY!
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Dec 3, 2007 17:30:21 GMT -5
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General Zod
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Post by General Zod on Dec 3, 2007 19:37:51 GMT -5
I've never had either, but this thread has just inspired me to order a bottle of BBQ sauce and some of that chipotle ketchup. Let's just hope none of the aforementioned products have come from his ass. I refuse to buy a shirt shilling JR's nuts, though. We'll see how good both prodcuts are. I've always been curious.
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Post by thepaywindah on Dec 3, 2007 22:41:33 GMT -5
I live in the Oklahoma City area, and Norman is essentially right next to OKC. So I went and had a few meals at JR's Family BBQ since it has opened, and I seriously dig the food. The BBQ and the Chipotle Ketchup truly are tasty.
And I found it funny that his Family BBQ is a converted Krispy Kreme.
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Post by Reverend BTY on Dec 3, 2007 23:06:52 GMT -5
I've never had either, but this thread has just inspired me to order a bottle of BBQ sauce and some of that chipotle ketchup. Let's just hope none of the aforementioned products have come from his ass. I refuse to buy a shirt shilling JR's nuts, though. We'll see how good both prodcuts are. I've always been curious. Be sure to follow up so let me know. A friend and I have forever talked of taking a road trip to Oklahoma to his restraunt. If his mail order stuff, I think the trip will be in the works.
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Post by General Zod on Dec 3, 2007 23:42:19 GMT -5
Well, that's what I was thinking too. Here pretty soon, I'm going to have a lot of time on my hands to make 7 hour road trips. Norman OK just might be on my radar. I'll test out the sauces on a variety of things as his menu dictates. I'll even favorite this thread just so I have a POR to come back to when I'm all done. Ribs and pulled pork sandwhiches? Here I come.
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Post by thepaywindah on Dec 3, 2007 23:44:13 GMT -5
I dunno if I'd bother with the road trip. I suppose if you drove from somewhere relatively close, like Dallas, it might be worth it, but anything farther than that may cause you severe dissappointment.
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Post by thepaywindah on Dec 3, 2007 23:46:50 GMT -5
IF you do go, you obviously must get the Slobberknocker Combo. Not only does that mean you get three kinds of BBQ meat (ribs, pulled pork, brisket, etc.) and two sides, but you also have the great honor of being a grown man saying "I'll have the Slobberknocker Combo."
How the wait staff there keeps a straight face, I'll never know.
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Post by wwerules60 on Dec 3, 2007 23:52:33 GMT -5
I tried it a couple of years ago and it was pretty good. And it had a cowboy hat on it.
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Post by thegame415 on Dec 4, 2007 1:08:46 GMT -5
is JR's Nuts an intentional pun?
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Post by The Cool Pup on Dec 4, 2007 1:47:13 GMT -5
I've wanted to try it out, never got a chance to and doubt I will purchase it myself to try it.
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Post by General Zod on Dec 4, 2007 10:19:03 GMT -5
IF you do go, you obviously must get the Slobberknocker Combo. Not only does that mean you get three kinds of BBQ meat (ribs, pulled pork, brisket, etc.) and two sides, but you also have the great honor of being a grown man saying "I'll have the Slobberknocker Combo." How the wait staff there keeps a straight face, I'll never know. That's exactly what I want to do, and follow it all up with a hearty "BAH GAWD!!" when the poor dear turns away from me.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 4, 2007 10:24:29 GMT -5
IF you do go, you obviously must get the Slobberknocker Combo. Not only does that mean you get three kinds of BBQ meat (ribs, pulled pork, brisket, etc.) and two sides, but you also have the great honor of being a grown man saying "I'll have the Slobberknocker Combo." How the wait staff there keeps a straight face, I'll never know. That's exactly what I want to do, and follow it all up with a hearty "BAH GAWD!!" when the poor dear turns away from me. If she gives you bad service, just blurt out "BAH GAWD SHE'S NOTHING BUT A JEZZIBEL." I hope I go there and get an order of cold ribs, just so I have an excuse to blurt out "STONE COLD, STONE COLD, BAH GAWD IT'S STONE COLD!"
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Post by General Zod on Dec 17, 2007 19:57:08 GMT -5
I ordered this stuff on December 3rd. It was delivered to my home (standard shipping) and I just now got it today. I paid nearly 15 dollars in shipping and handling alone. So right away, I feel ripped off.
So I get the box inside, and one must almost actually be a wrestler to get the damn package open. Seriously, who wrapped it up in packing tape, foam peanuts, and two layers of bubble wrap? Jerry Lawler? George Steele?
Anyways, after the eternal struggle to finally get the bottles free of their plastic bubble, I must say that the item I was most curious about was the chipotle ketchup. I opened it up, and it smelled decent enough. One taste later, however, left me reeling like a slobberknocker! It was tasty - damn tasty, in fact. But I felt they overplayed the chipotle's role in the sauce. Nothing needs to be that damn spicy.
And I'm not saying that because I'm a wimp. My near world-famous jambalya is spicier than anything JR could produce. I just felt as though it was hot for no other reason than to be hot. That product would be solid fried gold if he took half the heat out of it.
But that's just my professional opinion.
I haven't tried the BBQ sauce yet, but I plan on using that next week after the holidays. I'm going to get 3 lbs of pork shoulder, smoke it, slow cook that crap, and make some pulled pork sandwiches with it. I'll let you know how that goes, too.
And, who knows? I may find a use for the chipotle ketchep. Maybe in meatloaf? That might be a great application for it; where I can "water" it down with other less potent ingredients.
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Post by >(straightedgepunk)< on Dec 17, 2007 20:22:28 GMT -5
I'm a proud owner of a bottle of J.R.'s BBQ Sauce and BAH GAWD IT'S GOOD KANG!
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Post by briant1 on Dec 17, 2007 22:03:30 GMT -5
It's a lethal finisher.
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