Post by mysticalhamster on Dec 19, 2007 2:09:53 GMT -5
Ingar the insider here, with new brand up to the date backstage info on the WWE, posted 12/19/07!
- HHH is said to be very upset at William Regal for taking advantage of him during their handicap match on the 12/17/07 RAW. Rumors are going around that HHH is pushing to have Regal fired, due to the fact they agreed to a strong spot involving Regal busting open HHH with brass knuckles, and not the improvised head kick Regal switched to on the fly during the match due to his veteran status. Stephanie said no.
- WWE has donated the clothing worn by the Diva's this past RAW to the local battered women's shelter, which took place at 1837 Hyden Place, 3rd floor.
- Two major Superstars are VERY unhappy with their treatment in the WWE, and are said to be on the brink of going on strike, stating 'Without us, and our family, the WWE would turn into a boring mess!!'
The Superstars who are long time veterans of the company, Mr. Steel Chair, and Miss Gimmicked Table, are not demanding more money - just better health care.
This writer thinks they have a case, giving the real facts presented by Mr.Chair this past week: " Week after week, month after month, year after year, we have given ALL of ourselves for this company, taking huge bumps and dents in an effort to put talent over. And what do we get? substandard health care! My dents should be corrected THE SAME NIGHT, after the show, not 6 days later. For heavens sake, my dear friend, Miss Gimmicked Table, has had to put up with splinters for the rest of the week - until a lazy WWE tech gets around to fixing us for the next show!!"
Miss Gimmicked Table cuts in, " You tell them Steel, just as I am going to tell our fans this! I don't care what Vince says, what he does, this following statement will show just how deep our feelings go! HEY FANS! You know what? Every week, when you see a chair, or a table, and they take dents, or break in half, they are US! Yes, the WWE is so CHEAP that they don't use new chairs or tables week to week - they FIX US, and we go out there week after week JUST LIKE the living superstars like Triple H and Batista"
" So in conclusion, I don't care if I broke kayfabe! Vince, you best fix us faster and better, or we will WALK - and leak more damaging stories that would cripple your reputation - and company!"
There we have it folks, the plight of the WWE prop department. Next time you see HBK's head broken open with a steel chair - remember that chair has feelings as well.
- Diva Kelly Kelly reached her 100th denial of breast implants this past week
- Bastion Booger is giving real thought into mounting a comeback, due to the reaction of the fans this past RAW
- Batista was said to run away like a baby when a bunch of his friends asked him if he wanted to play in a impromptu pick up game of basketball this past Saturday
- Al Snow was said to be very happy with the catering table this past RAW
- Pat Patterson spent most of the evening during RAW in the mens bathroom, perfecting his foot tap movements so the next senator won't get caught
- Big Daddy V revealed during a recent interview on AM 1670 'The Ring Rage' that he is giving serious thought into getting pectoral implants. " I really think if I get these, I will be in the same ballpark as John Cena and Triple H - making the big bucks ' - Big Daddy V
- Our scoop reporter, Genitals McGinty, used his high tech equipment to record the conversation between Vince McMahon and his therapist Cindy Mathason, but cursed himself once again for investing in such expensive covert 'Window laser microphone' equipment when he found out that Vince talked yet again about the same damn stuff, but with the words mixed around. Genitals claims the most exciting thing said by Vince was yet again " She got it again, damn yeast infections! "
- This concludes this weeks news on the WWE.
DISCLAIMER: We have been having problems with our delivery method in the past weeks, and have had reports of our reports on the WWE, in our Universe, are leaking over to other Universes. We have found our reports are only leaking into the following Universes, all of which are unaware of other Universes, so thus we are still in compliance with Universal Doctrine so we are OK and can stay on the photons. Here are the 'dumbed down' coords for those who care. Experts can get the exact data by running a recursive bithscreed algorithm on 54987.307401375710.9754130-9751230-9\754019754019.37578*35731205473019754907
level of the 308751093875987*****2948490.7 Brane, of the BT type transpocket, sublevel 423.
- HHH is said to be very upset at William Regal for taking advantage of him during their handicap match on the 12/17/07 RAW. Rumors are going around that HHH is pushing to have Regal fired, due to the fact they agreed to a strong spot involving Regal busting open HHH with brass knuckles, and not the improvised head kick Regal switched to on the fly during the match due to his veteran status. Stephanie said no.
- WWE has donated the clothing worn by the Diva's this past RAW to the local battered women's shelter, which took place at 1837 Hyden Place, 3rd floor.
- Two major Superstars are VERY unhappy with their treatment in the WWE, and are said to be on the brink of going on strike, stating 'Without us, and our family, the WWE would turn into a boring mess!!'
The Superstars who are long time veterans of the company, Mr. Steel Chair, and Miss Gimmicked Table, are not demanding more money - just better health care.
This writer thinks they have a case, giving the real facts presented by Mr.Chair this past week: " Week after week, month after month, year after year, we have given ALL of ourselves for this company, taking huge bumps and dents in an effort to put talent over. And what do we get? substandard health care! My dents should be corrected THE SAME NIGHT, after the show, not 6 days later. For heavens sake, my dear friend, Miss Gimmicked Table, has had to put up with splinters for the rest of the week - until a lazy WWE tech gets around to fixing us for the next show!!"
Miss Gimmicked Table cuts in, " You tell them Steel, just as I am going to tell our fans this! I don't care what Vince says, what he does, this following statement will show just how deep our feelings go! HEY FANS! You know what? Every week, when you see a chair, or a table, and they take dents, or break in half, they are US! Yes, the WWE is so CHEAP that they don't use new chairs or tables week to week - they FIX US, and we go out there week after week JUST LIKE the living superstars like Triple H and Batista"
" So in conclusion, I don't care if I broke kayfabe! Vince, you best fix us faster and better, or we will WALK - and leak more damaging stories that would cripple your reputation - and company!"
There we have it folks, the plight of the WWE prop department. Next time you see HBK's head broken open with a steel chair - remember that chair has feelings as well.
- Diva Kelly Kelly reached her 100th denial of breast implants this past week
- Bastion Booger is giving real thought into mounting a comeback, due to the reaction of the fans this past RAW
- Batista was said to run away like a baby when a bunch of his friends asked him if he wanted to play in a impromptu pick up game of basketball this past Saturday
- Al Snow was said to be very happy with the catering table this past RAW
- Pat Patterson spent most of the evening during RAW in the mens bathroom, perfecting his foot tap movements so the next senator won't get caught
- Big Daddy V revealed during a recent interview on AM 1670 'The Ring Rage' that he is giving serious thought into getting pectoral implants. " I really think if I get these, I will be in the same ballpark as John Cena and Triple H - making the big bucks ' - Big Daddy V
- Our scoop reporter, Genitals McGinty, used his high tech equipment to record the conversation between Vince McMahon and his therapist Cindy Mathason, but cursed himself once again for investing in such expensive covert 'Window laser microphone' equipment when he found out that Vince talked yet again about the same damn stuff, but with the words mixed around. Genitals claims the most exciting thing said by Vince was yet again " She got it again, damn yeast infections! "
- This concludes this weeks news on the WWE.
DISCLAIMER: We have been having problems with our delivery method in the past weeks, and have had reports of our reports on the WWE, in our Universe, are leaking over to other Universes. We have found our reports are only leaking into the following Universes, all of which are unaware of other Universes, so thus we are still in compliance with Universal Doctrine so we are OK and can stay on the photons. Here are the 'dumbed down' coords for those who care. Experts can get the exact data by running a recursive bithscreed algorithm on 54987.307401375710.9754130-9751230-9\754019754019.37578*35731205473019754907
level of the 308751093875987*****2948490.7 Brane, of the BT type transpocket, sublevel 423.
