Shelton vs Jobber

[Turd Ferguson]

He looked like a CAW version of Pelle.

[Cypress]

he reminded me of an anorexic chris nowinski

[seano]

That was more entertaining than any Shelton match in, like, the last 3 years...

[emoney3265]

seano said:

That was more entertaining than any Shelton match in, like, the last 3 years...

I know you're sarcastic but Shelton/HBK in 05. MITB 05.

[acressl]

I'm glad to see more and more of these nobody jobbers. Gives me the warm, fuzzy nostalgia feeling. I love when someone comes out and you think to yourself, "boy I'll never see this guy again." It can't ever be like it was on tv in the eighties and nineties, but there's nothing wrong with trotting some lame ass out there to have his ass handed to him from time to time. I can't help but wonder how many of these guys can actually work. (outside of sales) I'll bet it'd be like being a classically trained theatrical actor and being handed the script for American Pie 37. You know you can do better for yourself, but you need the money.

[Steveweiser]

Even better when said "jobber" is half of The Feel Good Tag Team Of The Decade.

[Tea & Crumpets]

^Agreed. Colin Olsen rocks. If only he hadn't been used as a jobber for Shelton. Him and Jimmy could've been put in a tag match with Londrick and busted out their greatness.

A note of irony: one of Colin's signature moves has the exact same name as this thread starter's user name.

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Good ol' Colin. He's now officially my favorite jobber ever. So long, Rip Rogers.

[Leaving after 1,600]

WWE was really impressed with him at the show, the same with PWU and CAPW standout Tyron Evans who was also at the ECW/Smackdown taping. Both maybe getting offers in the very near future.

[Avalanche Alvarez]

And if Shelton had just kept his mouth shut and not had to ruin it, I might have enjoyed the match.

Gold standard?
As compared to what?
He's blonde, not gold.
I'd carefully examine that gold, y'all.

[azz0r]

Its funny seeing a guy whos not huge but in real life would look quite buff, look tiny in a wwe ring next to a relatively small build guy.

[macdaddysquid]

emoney3265 said:

seano said:

That was more entertaining than any Shelton match in, like, the last 3 years...

I know you're sarcastic but Shelton/HBK in 05. MITB 05.

Two notable matches in three years eh?

[Lionheart]

This is breaking news just in: Apparently, reports indicate that there is no stopping Shelton now.

[acressl]

lionheart said:

This is breaking news just in: Apparently, reports indicate that there is no stopping Shelton now.

If only that message could have been delivered in telegram format. That way it would read
Ain't no stopping me now
Stop

[Jeff]

Colin is cool

[Dolph Zalgo]

acressl said:

I'm glad to see more and more of these nobody jobbers. Gives me the warm, fuzzy nostalgia feeling. I love when someone comes out and you think to yourself, "boy I'll never see this guy again." It can't ever be like it was on tv in the eighties and nineties, but there's nothing wrong with trotting some lame ass out there to have his ass handed to him from time to time.

Well, back in the days there were many jobber who you would see again and again, sometimes more often than the big stars like Bret Hart oder Hulk Hogan.

Dan Dubiel, Mike Khouri, Brooklyn Brawler, Jim Powers, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Barry Hardy, Louie Spicolli, Derek(?) Domino, Joey Maggs, The Executioner, The Cuban Assasin, Scott Taylor (=Scotty 2 Hotty), Barry Horowitz, Randy Hogan, PJ Walker (=Justin Credible), etc.

There were so many guys who you saw again and again. I always hoped that one of them would score an upset victory over Mr.Perfect or some other guy like that, but it happened rarely.

I was a big fan of Jim Powers and always wanted him to become a big star, since I only knew him as a jobber. I NEVER saw him win a match. Now and then he would get in some offense, but then... BAM! On the other hand I thought that those skinny losers Jeff and Matt Hardy would ALWAYS stay jobbers for the rest of their careers...

[acressl]

cornholio said:

acressl said:

I'm glad to see more and more of these nobody jobbers. Gives me the warm, fuzzy nostalgia feeling. I love when someone comes out and you think to yourself, "boy I'll never see this guy again." It can't ever be like it was on tv in the eighties and nineties, but there's nothing wrong with trotting some lame ass out there to have his ass handed to him from time to time.

Well, back in the days there were many jobber who you would see again and again, sometimes more often than the big stars like Bret Hart oder Hulk Hogan.

Dan Dubiel, Mike Khouri, Brooklyn Brawler, Jim Powers, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Barry Hardy, Louie Spicolli, Derek(?) Domino, Joey Maggs, The Executioner, The Cuban Assasin, Scott Taylor (=Scotty 2 Hotty), Barry Horowitz, Randy Hogan, PJ Walker (=Justin Credible), etc.

There were so many guys who you saw again and again. I always hoped that one of them would score an upset victory over Mr.Perfect or some other guy like that, but it happened rarely.

I was a big fan of Jim Powers and always wanted him to become a big star, since I only knew him as a jobber. I NEVER saw him win a match. Now and then he would get in some offense, but then... BAM! On the other hand I thought that those skinny losers Jeff and Matt Hardy would ALWAYS stay jobbers for the rest of their careers...

Good point. It's not so much that you would never seen them again back in the day as it was the jobber wheel was large enough to where you may forget about some guys before you'd see them again. Conversely, there were also guys that would lose consistently on virtually every show. Jobbers to the stars like Brooklyn Brawler and Barry Darsow. You'd get to thinking maybe they could just steal one W given all their oppurtunities. The good jobbers got a few snips of offense always, too. On occasion even enough to create suspense for you if you didn't know better. I never saw vintage Matt and Jeff until recently, but boy do they not scream "I'm going make it. Just wait."