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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Dec 20, 2007 9:31:46 GMT -5
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals Ive trapped Have all become my pets And Im living off of grass And the drippings from the ceiling Its okay to eat fish cause they dont have any feelings
Bathturd in the way, mmm Bathturd in the way, yeah, mmm
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 20, 2007 9:41:07 GMT -5
Dude...I would totally mark for emo Lashley.
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Post by Raja Lion on Dec 20, 2007 9:58:06 GMT -5
An R. Kelly gimmick would be better.
He could pee on people and compare his opponents to various cars.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Dec 20, 2007 11:43:37 GMT -5
You mean "nirvana" like "peace" ala Sonjay Dutt, right? If so, I don't think it would work anymore than his current "bull in a china shop" gimmick. I know you don't mean Kurt Cobain. That...no way do you mean that.
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Post by joeman on Dec 20, 2007 11:57:54 GMT -5
I wanna see Lashley as Eddie Veddor imo. Beat up the ticketmaster people for charging his fans a lot of money to see him. That would get Lashley over.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 20, 2007 11:59:22 GMT -5
I wanna see Lashley as Eddie Veddor imo. Beat up the ticketmaster people for charging his fans a lot of money to see him. That would get Lashley over. He could write 'Pro Choice' on his arm during matches.
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Post by Godhand on Dec 20, 2007 12:31:58 GMT -5
Hell just turn Lashley into a Raven clone. Copy Ravens old school ring attire, hair, give him Come out and Play or Come as you are as his entrance music, Start being mopey and doing the evenflow. Best gimick rehash EVER!!!
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Post by xombiehiphop on Dec 20, 2007 12:45:55 GMT -5
No.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Dec 20, 2007 13:02:12 GMT -5
i dont get it please elaborate Bobby could sing a cover of "smells like teen spirit" for his theme song. SELF HIGH FIVE!!! But Randy Bobandy already stole the Diamond Cutter...
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Post by Red Impact on Dec 20, 2007 13:07:21 GMT -5
Exactly why, of all people, would Bobby Lashley be picked for this gimmick?
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Post by redsox82 on Dec 20, 2007 13:12:56 GMT -5
An R. Kelly gimmick would be better. He could pee on people and compare his opponents to various cars. I actually like this. I can hear Jerry Lawler calling his finisher the "Pee Pee Piledriver". Then, when that gimmick runs its course and he becomes goofy R Kelly, they'll have him shout to the crowd, "I believe I can Fly!", before assenting the ropes and screwing up every time, ala Ric Flair.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2007 13:17:12 GMT -5
Cobain is good, but maybe it's time for ...
BOBBY JACKSON.
Yes, a Michael Jackson gimmick.
A huge storyline would be built on Bobby wanting to touch Hornswaggle inappropriately.
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Post by HRH The KING on Dec 20, 2007 14:01:02 GMT -5
Would a Nirvana gimmick consist of Lashley blowing his head off in a greenhouse?
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Post by Cap'n Crud on Dec 20, 2007 14:43:52 GMT -5
No, for a couple reasons
1. Nobody would get it
2. Grunge kinda stopped being popular about the time Bill Clinton stopped being president
3. This is too damn dumb even for WWE.
4. We already have enough comedy gimmicks between Hornswoggle, Jillian Hall, and Santino Morella
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Post by plushtar on Dec 20, 2007 15:04:33 GMT -5
No, for a couple reasons 1. Nobody would get it 2. Grunge kinda stopped being popular about the time Bill Clinton stopped being president 3. This is too damn dumb even for WWE. 4. We already have enough comedy gimmicks between Hornswoggle, Jillian Hall, and Santino Morella I'm 24, and I don't even recall much of Grunge. The only thing I noticed is that I now saw Eddie Vedder instead of Tawny Kitaen & David Coverdale. During my high school years (late 97-early 2001), I can't recall any music that would be considered a part of the Grunge fad. Slightly, back on-topic: I would like to see a Raven-like Lashley attempted. If it fail, he could be some guy who is lost in various retro gimmicks, from Disco to Hair Metal to Punk to Pop Punk (managed by Ashley Massaro) to Hippie to finally Greaser (teaming up with Deuce & Domino).
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Post by normcoleman on Dec 20, 2007 15:10:12 GMT -5
he should be into Tom Jones. Lashley can Carlton his way to the ring.
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Post by badantoineaccid on Dec 20, 2007 15:44:38 GMT -5
If there is a Jebus, he'll close this thread right now
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Post by Lino on Dec 20, 2007 15:50:09 GMT -5
Idenno what you mean but I say push Bobby like crazy when he comes back. I would mark for Lashley/Batista.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Dec 20, 2007 16:01:15 GMT -5
he should be into Tom Jones. Lashley can Carlton his way to the ring. It's not unusual to be a bathturd to everyone.
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Post by edgehead on Dec 20, 2007 16:16:06 GMT -5
Lashley already has the Nirvana gimmick. He is terrible on the mic and extremely overrated! Oh Yeah!
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