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Post by valiens on Dec 20, 2007 16:21:21 GMT -5
Not sure if the Nirvana thing would work. Which one would flash their vagina in public, Jillian or Lashley?
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Post by xwhatx on Dec 20, 2007 16:35:42 GMT -5
Bobby Lashley: The Black Raven BOOK IT! this might = ratings |
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Post by maxx420 on Dec 20, 2007 16:47:08 GMT -5
Lashley already has the Nirvana gimmick. He is terrible on the mic and extremely overrated! Oh Yeah! Ba-Zing! Even though I like Nirvana, well played, sir.  |
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Post by edgehead on Dec 20, 2007 17:15:39 GMT -5
Lashley already has the Nirvana gimmick. He is terrible on the mic and extremely overrated! Oh Yeah! Ba-Zing! Even though I like Nirvana, well played, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank You. ;D |
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Dec 20, 2007 17:21:26 GMT -5
Lashley already has the Nirvana gimmick. He is terrible on the mic and extremely overrated! Oh Yeah! Lol, nice. (and for the record, I like Nirvana). |
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Dec 20, 2007 20:52:36 GMT -5
I don't know if this is necessarily what you was going for, but the following is what your suggestion made me think of:
Bobby Lashley starts doing some promos to hype his return. He can talk about how much he appreciates all of the "get well" letters that he had been getting from his fans while he was out. He can promise to make those fans proud of him, and say that he would enjoy hearing from even more of his fans. Later promos he can briefly mention during one of his typical promos that he is surprised at the number of fan letters he has gotten lately, but it's all cool.
After his return, he can appear to be trying just a little too hard to please his fans. He can lose the occasional match by trying high risk moves that isn't his style in an attempt to further please his fans. They can then gauge the fans' reaction to his character in order to decide where to go next. He can stop spazzing and settle down to his old style, he can go the route of the blue chipper who tries way too sickenly hard, or he can rebel against the fans that had been costing him matches.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 20, 2007 21:33:59 GMT -5
Since you know he was in the army, fought in a war, and is a veteran. That's a little bit redundant! |
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Post by Jeff on Dec 20, 2007 22:02:02 GMT -5
Nah not funny
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Post by badantoineaccid on Dec 20, 2007 22:14:24 GMT -5
Lashley already has the Nirvana gimmick. He is terrible on the mic and extremely overrated! Oh Yeah! You sir, get sig'ed till someone else makes me laugh harder |
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Post by TripleMerc on Dec 20, 2007 22:19:30 GMT -5
Here's the only way it could work... WWE begins hyping up the return of KURT. Finally, they announce he'll return on ECW. Bobby Lashley comes out and grabs the mic. He proclaims himself as a sham of a man, a fake, a phony, a con-artist. He says he's not Bobby Lashley and never has been. It was simply a character that was created by Vince McMahon. He was never in the armed forces, he never was an accomplished amateur wrestler... but he was an entertainer. He was a song writer, he even had a band, before he was forced to fake his death. You see, he is KURT COBAIN. He then announces he'll reveal who really forced him into this phony identity, when John Morrison breaks his DANG THROAT. Everyone assumes it was Morrison, who begins a long and hard feud with Lashley. Morrison denies this and that he simply wanted to teach Lashley to "Take It As It Comes" for disgracing "The Unknown Soldier" with his "Strange Days" and musical blasphemy. Finally, Lashley DEFEATS Morrison and REGAINS HIS VOICE and announces that Morrison was not the man who sent him into hiding under a false identity, but that it was none other than... BOBBY LASHLEY! THE REAL BOBBY LASHLEY THAT IS! Who is Paul Burchill in his new gimmick! Hey, Mr. Russo! How are you doing? |
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Post by tna on Dec 20, 2007 22:24:13 GMT -5
I am so proud of this thread.
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Post by Kyle on Dec 21, 2007 0:20:22 GMT -5
Only if the angle eventually leads to the death of Bobby Lashley, with the reveal of a returning Chris Benoit being the murderer.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Dec 21, 2007 2:30:33 GMT -5
An R. Kelly gimmick would be better. He could pee on people and compare his opponents to various cars. he could sing all his promos like he was.... TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET.... |
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Dec 21, 2007 7:35:33 GMT -5
S l i k = Greatest thread-maker ever.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2007 15:31:09 GMT -5
S l i k = Greatest thread-maker ever. i'd argue Doyche(sp) for that spot. |
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Post by Bobafett on Dec 21, 2007 15:39:50 GMT -5
Here's the only way it could work... WWE begins hyping up the return of KURT. Finally, they announce he'll return on ECW. Bobby Lashley comes out and grabs the mic. He proclaims himself as a sham of a man, a fake, a phony, a con-artist. He says he's not Bobby Lashley and never has been. It was simply a character that was created by Vince McMahon. He was never in the armed forces, he never was an accomplished amateur wrestler... but he was an entertainer. He was a song writer, he even had a band, before he was forced to fake his death. You see, he is KURT COBAIN. He then announces he'll reveal who really forced him into this phony identity, when John Morrison breaks his DANG THROAT. Everyone assumes it was Morrison, who begins a long and hard feud with Lashley. Morrison denies this and that he simply wanted to teach Lashley to "Take It As It Comes" for disgracing "The Unknown Soldier" with his "Strange Days" and musical blasphemy. Finally, Lashley DEFEATS Morrison and REGAINS HIS VOICE and announces that Morrison was not the man who sent him into hiding under a false identity, but that it was none other than... BOBBY LASHLEY! THE REAL BOBBY LASHLEY THAT IS! Who is Paul Burchill in his new gimmick! either that or its T-Ray thinking Bobby stole HIS identity afte he finds out he sn't Wade Wilson after all wondr if anyone will get that |
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Post by casualobserver on Dec 21, 2007 17:11:52 GMT -5
Kurt Cobain? How ridiculous. Now if you said Eddie Vedder, then we might have something there.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 21, 2007 22:31:48 GMT -5
Is it hard for him to blargle nargle zous or something?  |
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Post by Sickfit, King Of The Fits on Dec 21, 2007 23:08:02 GMT -5
Meh...this whole thread smells like teen spirit.
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Post by Raja Lion on Dec 21, 2007 23:11:56 GMT -5
An R. Kelly gimmick would be better. He could pee on people and compare his opponents to various cars. he could sing all his promos like he was.... TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET.... All his promos already sound like they're coming from somebody still in the closet. |
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