Shane Douglas works WHERE?!?!

[machinegun]

HAAHAHAHAHA

The franchise eh?

[Mozenrath]

sexualvanilla said:

This could be a youtube series. The pilot could be him conducting a job interview with Gary Wolfe (still with the neck brace halo on)

Bob Orton, still wearing his cast.

"Do you even need that?"
"SHHH! It's how they know me."

["Playboy" Don Douglas]

chainsawiscaw said:

I still can't get over the idea that Fuji works as a ticket taker at a movie theater.

I shook hands with him in said movie theater. I managed to not mark out until I got into the screen room.

[Chainsaw]

joeyonly said:

chainsawiscaw said:

I still can't get over the idea that Fuji works as a ticket taker at a movie theater.

I shook hands with him in said movie theater. I managed to not mark out until I got into the screen room.

Awesome. I wonder how much he gets that now?

[Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D.]

I wonder will Shane throw a tv when he doesn't get the raise he wants, kind of like he did at heatwave 98

["Playboy" Don Douglas]

chainsawiscaw said:

joeyonly said:

I shook hands with him in said movie theater. I managed to not mark out until I got into the screen room.

Awesome. I wonder how much he gets that now?

Hopefully it happens a bit. I mean he basically looks like what you'd expect, an older version of the Mr.Fuji we saw on tv.

And if that isn't enough, his nametag actually reads "Mr. Fuji"

[sexualvanilla]

joeyonly said:

chainsawiscaw said:

Awesome. I wonder how much he gets that now?

Hopefully it happens a bit. I mean he basically looks like what you'd expect, an older version of the Mr.Fuji we saw on tv.

And if that isn't enough, his nametag actually reads "Mr. Fuji"

What city is that theater in?

[Nice Guy Cody]

How sweet would it be if he won Employee of the Month.

In the tradition of Floor Manager Bob Whittaker, in the tradition of CSR Emily Tilsburg, all the Cart Boys, Bill in Sporting Goods; I accept this 'Employee of the Month' plaque and glazed ham.
Wait a second . . . wait a second . . . Old Irma the Greeter, the kids working the mini Pizza Hut . . . the fat man himself, Les behind the video game counter . . . and they can all KISS . . . MY . . . ASS!

*throws plaque on the sales floor*

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

I can see a customer complaining to him and he said This to them. "I don't care what you think. The only reason I am even here is because Ric Flair took my F'ing Spot. You can kiss my ass because you just got your ass F'ing Franchsied."

[Schemer]

Shane works at a Target in my hometown, huh?... Well, I'm just going to have to call around to all the Target stores in the area and ask to speak to the manager.

Yes, I have that much time on my hands, and no, I have no social life.

["Playboy" Don Douglas]

sexualvanilla said:

joeyonly said:

Hopefully it happens a bit. I mean he basically looks like what you'd expect, an older version of the Mr.Fuji we saw on tv.

And if that isn't enough, his nametag actually reads "Mr. Fuji"

What city is that theater in?

Knoxville, TN. I believe it's the Regal Cinema in one of the malls.

[Tyfo]

codylockemitchell said:

How sweet would it be if he won Employee of the Month.

In the tradition of Floor Manager Bob Whittaker, in the tradition of CSR Emily Tilsburg, all the Cart Boys, Bill in Sporting Goods; I accept this 'Employee of the Month' plaque and glazed ham.
Wait a second . . . wait a second . . . Old Irma the Greeter, the kids working the mini Pizza Hut . . . the fat man himself, Les behind the video game counter . . . and they can all KISS . . . MY . . . ASS!

*throws plaque on the sales floor*

Because....I AM NOT THE MAN who will accept the plaque of a store that died, RIP, 7 years ago. You were lucky when it reopened and became a Super Target!

Today we begin the new era. An era of the box boys doing their job and not smoking weed behind the dumpsters. An era of the kid who mops the floor, actually getting the soda stains up. An era of meeting our daily quotas in ALL areas. The era.....of Pittsburgh Target FRANCHISE #427!!!!

[Chainsaw]

sexualvanilla said:

joeyonly said:

Hopefully it happens a bit. I mean he basically looks like what you'd expect, an older version of the Mr.Fuji we saw on tv.

And if that isn't enough, his nametag actually reads "Mr. Fuji"

What city is that theater in?

Knoxville. It's a Regal theater.

And that the tits that his nametag reads Mr. Fuji. I just hope that's his idea.

I should go there and ask him to manage me in my tag match with my date. Y'know, give me some advice. Maybe run some interference.

[HMARK Center]

It IS a hideous shame that he's doing that and not being a heel commentator for TNA.

I mean, Jesus Christ. How blatantly obvious should that be to TNA higher ups?

[Mister Pigwell]

marzvon said:

it's supposedly true, they mentioned it on the radio show between the ropes on this past episode someone asked what shane was up to....

Sounds to me someone made a joke then someone heard said joke and put it on Wiki.

[renzino]

tyfo85 said:

codylockemitchell said:

How sweet would it be if he won Employee of the Month.

In the tradition of Floor Manager Bob Whittaker, in the tradition of CSR Emily Tilsburg, all the Cart Boys, Bill in Sporting Goods; I accept this 'Employee of the Month' plaque and glazed ham.
Wait a second . . . wait a second . . . Old Irma the Greeter, the kids working the mini Pizza Hut . . . the fat man himself, Les behind the video game counter . . . and they can all KISS . . . MY . . . ASS!

*throws plaque on the sales floor*

Because....I AM NOT THE MAN who will accept the plaque of a store that died, RIP, 7 years ago. You were lucky when it reopened and became a Super Target!

Today we begin the new era. An era of the box boys doing their job and not smoking weed behind the dumpsters. An era of the kid who mops the floor, actually getting the soda stains up. An era of meeting our daily quotas in ALL areas. The era.....of Pittsburgh Target FRANCHISE #427!!!!

That is hillarious.

But seriously this is a shame if it is true. TNA could have at least kept Shane on as an agent or let him go back to doing backstage interviews but he would have been great as a heel commentator, but oh well I guess he's doing what he has to do.

[Chainsaw]

valens said:

marzvon said:

it's supposedly true, they mentioned it on the radio show between the ropes on this past episode someone asked what shane was up to....

Sounds to me someone made a joke then someone heard said joke and put it on Wiki.

That's also a true enough point. It's just tough to know, because a lot of people who don't take regular bookings have to work day jobs. So unless someone actually runs into him at a store, it's all speculative.

[Reverend BTY]

I'd love for a confirmation. Who's from Pittsburgh and can drive around to Targets???

Just don't mention Ric Flair or Shawn Michaels.

[Franchise]

When I was visiting Can-Am, there were some workers who I'll keep unnamed, including people who would for SURE know, saying that Franchise was in fact, at a Target in Pittsburgh.

EDIT: I know that sounds sketchy, but I swear to God it's true. I know "this kid says some guys who used to work with Douglas says it's true" is not exactly a good source, but...

[Rube]

I really don't see the big deal. The man's gotta make a living. Who cares?