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Post by Cela on Sept 23, 2007 15:30:02 GMT -5
Someone beat me to the obvious "I vant to suck your" comment... um... Dickula?
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 23, 2007 15:31:52 GMT -5
David will meet his next wife on the set. She comes in and he has to say to himself. "I'd impaler."
Badum-cha!
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Post by hassanchop on Sept 23, 2007 16:08:14 GMT -5
Wow... ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png) The Vampire Warrior? Wonder if he'll apply principles of Destrucity to the adult industry... ARGH! ARGH! ARGH! ARGH! ARGH! ARGH! You can feel it dude, YOU CAN FEEL IT!
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Post by Joe Neglia on Sept 23, 2007 16:10:46 GMT -5
it should be noted that a good amount porn directors and people who work in the industry actually went to film school and graduated. the reason they're now in porn however has to do with the major film companies being more political then WCW. A good number of people on the production/crew side work for regular studios as well; they just do this to make more money and do things (such as direct and produce) that they wouldn't get the chance to do on a regular film.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Sept 23, 2007 16:11:28 GMT -5
This is one of the strangest stories ever.
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Post by Square on Sept 23, 2007 16:13:14 GMT -5
This is one of the strangest stories ever. Trust me I heard one about a motorbike, a monkey and a Stephan King novel you will NEVER imagine
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Post by Reverend BTY on Sept 23, 2007 16:27:34 GMT -5
This is worthy of a "This is Awesome" chant. Has anyone seen their actual website, not that it's recommended for the kiddies. But they have pics of like Gail Kim, Edge, and Jimmy F'n Snuka next to porn stars. It's funny stuff.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Sept 23, 2007 16:27:52 GMT -5
This is one of the strangest stories ever. Well, it's not like we're talking about the kid from Pryor's "The Toy" the girl from Family Matters the sidekick from Fright Night Abe Vigoda or anything.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Sept 23, 2007 16:41:40 GMT -5
It's just random...like "Brutus Beefcake enters Tour De France".
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2007 17:20:49 GMT -5
It's just random...like "Brutus Beefcake enters Tour De France". I dunno, wouldn't Brutus have to take less drugs to be eligible?
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 23, 2007 18:24:56 GMT -5
This is one of the strangest stories ever. Well, it's not like we're talking about the kid from Pryor's "The Toy" the girl from Family Matters the sidekick from Fright Night Abe Vigoda or anything. The girl from Family Matters?! Whut the?! And I'm more surprised by the choice of movies. If this was "Gothsend 4", I'd believe it. But "Miami Rumpshakerz 2", directed by Gangrel The Vampire Warrior? Don't vampires hate the sun? ;D
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 23, 2007 18:25:38 GMT -5
This is one of the strangest stories ever. Trust me I heard one about a motorbike, a monkey and a Stephan King novel you will NEVER imagine There's a Motocross movie in 1st Strike's library. Shit you not.
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Post by TARO(Johnny S.'s One Free Man) on Sept 23, 2007 18:35:58 GMT -5
Jesus, this will own anything. I could see Gangrel making a "Bloodrayne" like porn, even though that movie was nothing but useless porn.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 23, 2007 20:28:33 GMT -5
Jesus, this will own anything. I could see Gangrel making a "Bloodrayne" like porn, even though that movie was nothing but useless porn. Nah, Gangrel hasn't even started directing yet and I still think he is a better Director than Uwe Boll.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Sept 25, 2007 11:44:51 GMT -5
Those just aren't words you expect anyone to say. ![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png)
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Sept 25, 2007 11:58:42 GMT -5
I think you're all missing the point. The real question is can "Miami Rump Shakerz 2" live up the masterpiece that was "Miami Rump Shakerz." I mean that film was iconic. Nothing - and I mean NOTHING - will top Back Door Sluts 9. Talk about a cinematic masterpiece....
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Post by BrodietheSlayer on Sept 25, 2007 17:41:07 GMT -5
The New Porn Order are TAKING OVER......uh, Porn!
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 25, 2007 17:59:07 GMT -5
The New Porn Order are TAKING OVER......uh, Porn! When you're nPo, you're nPo for life. Tooooooooo Sweaty?
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Post by dannyrctv on Sept 25, 2007 20:51:31 GMT -5
WCW's Major Guns(Tylene Buck) is doing Girl on Girl porn for Seymour Butts. Don't forget another child star:Dana Plato did a film called "Different Strokes" not "Dif'frent"
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Post by Grendel on Sept 25, 2007 21:33:24 GMT -5
This is one of the strangest stories ever. Stranger than the fact that Miz is getting a push? Even if it is in ECW?
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