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Post by andrew8798 on Sept 23, 2007 3:18:14 GMT -5
The New Porn Order Signs Former WWE Star
The New Porn Order has signed Former WWE wrestler Gangrel to a 12 movie exclusive directing deal. Gangrel, now officially known as The Vampire Warrior, will make his directorial debut with “Miami Rump Shakerz 2” set to be released in November. In addition to directing, he will also be making appearances as part of the NPO team.
“I am thrilled to be joining the New Porn Order and taking this step into a new level of my career. Directing offers a new challenge that I am very excited to be taking on. I look forward to the many great films that will come from this union.” said The Vampire Warrior.
The Vampire Warrior Gangrel began his career in Florida, wrestling for various independent companies. In 1995 he went on to be a part of the ECW for a short period where he was noticed by the WWE. He signed a contract with the WWE and made his TV debut on Sunday Night Heat in August 1998. He was released from the WWF in 2001 and joined the NWA in 2002. The years since then have seen The Vampire Warrior bouncing back and forth between the WWE and the independent circuit. In January 2007 he was officially released from the WWE and is now looking forward to his directing debut with the NPO.
“We are very happy to have The Vampire Warrior Gangrel as part of the NPO team. We are confident that he will add a certain edge and uniqueness to films, and will quickly rise to the top of the most sought after directors” said Craig Valentine of the NPO. ‘The Vampire Warrior Gangrel’ will make his debut appearance as part of the NPO at the AEE/AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas, January 2008.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Sept 23, 2007 3:20:36 GMT -5
oh...my...god
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Post by Nite-Owl Marks For Bloc Party on Sept 23, 2007 3:29:42 GMT -5
This has to be fake.
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Post by rossamania on Sept 23, 2007 3:31:34 GMT -5
Wow... ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png) The Vampire Warrior? Wonder if he'll apply principles of Destrucity to the adult industry...
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Post by Joe Neglia on Sept 23, 2007 3:34:12 GMT -5
Wow... ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png) The Vampire Warrior? Wonder if he'll apply principles of Destrucity to the adult industry... Vampire Warrior was actually his ringname long before he became Gangrel.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 23, 2007 3:36:56 GMT -5
Does a porn director really matter all that much?
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Post by Nite-Owl Marks For Bloc Party on Sept 23, 2007 3:42:29 GMT -5
Does a porn director really matter all that much? Someones got set the camera up.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 23, 2007 3:48:08 GMT -5
Does a porn director really matter all that much? Someones got set the camera up. Exactly, that would be his duty, I don;t see how him being who he is adds any level of caring. It's not like he's going in as a performer, at least then it would have the "celebrity is naked" appeal. I'm glad he's got a job tho, he really is building up a fun resume of occupations.
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Post by messiah on Sept 23, 2007 3:51:04 GMT -5
I think you're all missing the point. The real question is can "Miami Rump Shakerz 2" live up the masterpiece that was "Miami Rump Shakerz." I mean that film was iconic.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Sept 23, 2007 3:56:14 GMT -5
Does a porn director really matter all that much? Surprisingly, yes. There's a group of them (Andrew Blake, Michael Ninn, and some others) that go way beyond just the "holding a camera while some people go at it" method. Hell, Blake's even studied in some college film courses.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Sept 23, 2007 3:58:54 GMT -5
Does a porn director really matter all that much? Surprisingly, yes. There's a group of them (Andrew Blake, Michael Ninn, and some others) that go way beyond just the "holding a camera while some people go at it" method. Hell, Blake's even studied in some college film courses. 1) he must have done poorly in class then 2) how do you know so much about what a porn director does? *get's "PERVERT" stamp ready*
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Post by Joe Neglia on Sept 23, 2007 4:05:43 GMT -5
Surprisingly, yes. There's a group of them (Andrew Blake, Michael Ninn, and some others) that go way beyond just the "holding a camera while some people go at it" method. Hell, Blake's even studied in some college film courses. 1) he must have done poorly in class then 2) how do you know so much about what a porn director does? *get's "PERVERT" stamp ready* No, I mean his films are studied in film classes. And I've been running an independent video store for almost seven years now. It's my job to know who's who on this stuff. Something made by Michael Ninn rents very well. Something made by Dumbass McGigglypoo out of his apartment does not.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 23, 2007 4:07:48 GMT -5
Surprisingly, yes. There's a group of them (Andrew Blake, Michael Ninn, and some others) that go way beyond just the "holding a camera while some people go at it" method. Hell, Blake's even studied in some college film courses. 1) he must have done poorly in class then 2) how do you know so much about what a porn director does? *get's "PERVERT" stamp ready* 1) Only failures work in porn? 2) I wanna know where you can get that stamp. No, I mean his films are studied in film classes. And I've been running an independent video store for almost seven years now. It's my job to know who's who on this stuff. Something made by Michael Ninn rents very well. Something made by Dumbass McGigglypoo out of his apartment does not. Feel free to mail me any poorly performing (pun intended) McGigglypoo productions.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Sept 23, 2007 4:09:03 GMT -5
Something made by Michael Ninn rents very well. Something made by Dumbass McGigglypoo out of his apartment does not. who are you to doubt El Dumbass McGigglypoo?
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Sept 23, 2007 4:11:37 GMT -5
2) I wanna know where you can get that stamp. its the same place where Conan O'Brien gets his "ASS" stamp
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Sept 23, 2007 4:11:42 GMT -5
I wonder if this means he won't be coming back to our local indy fed.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Sept 23, 2007 4:13:50 GMT -5
I wonder if this means he won't be coming back to our local indy fed. that depends. does you local indy fed have the words "Xtreme", "Pro" and "Wrestling" in it's name?
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Post by Joe Neglia on Sept 23, 2007 4:16:03 GMT -5
I'm sure he'll still do the occasional indy gig.
I'd just be REAL wary of whatever he starts spitting out of the chalice now, though.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 23, 2007 4:28:24 GMT -5
I'm sure he'll still do the occasional indy gig. I'd just be REAL wary of whatever he starts spitting out of the chalice now, though. I'm fine without seeing some jobber get a menstruationbath thank you.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2007 6:20:50 GMT -5
I'm sure he'll still do the occasional indy gig. I'd just be REAL wary of whatever he starts spitting out of the chalice now, though. I'm fine without seeing some jobber get a menstruationbath thank you. I love how JR says at the start that it's a vat of simulated blood, kinda disappointing with it being the attitude era I'm surprised they didn't sacrifice a goat on live tv
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