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Post by mysterydriver on Oct 21, 2007 9:21:47 GMT -5
Just an imagination thread because I thought of something and wanted to share.
Some gimmicks or situations you'd enjoy seeing Chikara do.
The Americanadian
Wearing an American Flag T-Shirt that has a Maple Leaf in place of the stars, The Americanadian would represent both countries proudly. Apple Pie...with Maple Syrup on top!
Big Daddy Hydra
Calling all cars! Calling all cars!
Out walks the Man-Monster Hydra wearing black with suspenders. He has a magic marker drawn sun (Hopefully a smiling sun) on one pec and a moon (which would probably look more like a banana) on the other. Also, a line under his left pec to indicate another manly patch of body fat (Yes, Third Manboob. Just trying to make it sound nice).
Arm Dragon
Chikara's Time Machine mysteriously returns and during the entrance of a new worker, starts to make noise. He wanders over to see what is happening, ignoring cries to leave it alone.
He enters.
Smoke flies. The machine beeps and shakes. The man flings out. However, he is different.
His left arm is now a dragon (Or dragon puppet, whatever)! Dragon Dragon's big brother was coming to visit and now has melded with this new wrestler to become...Arm Dragon! His main move would be...yes...an arm drag.
The man & Dragon Dragon would be the only ones able to hear the small Dragon as he interacts with this bright new world...
In other words, Arm Dragon's going to be talking to him self a lot and having the puppet randomly bite him as he has "disputes" with his new "partner."
Okay, there is my nonsense, anyone else have something?
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Post by Limey on Oct 21, 2007 11:11:26 GMT -5
Dr. Snapplepuss the Alligator!
The world's first hand-puppet wrestler! Think of Arm Dragon, but going one step further.
I'd mark for a hand-puppet wrestler controlled by someone who wears all black clothing.
Hot Tag
Everything he does is reminiscent of a hot tag. As soon as the bell rings, he just clotheslines his opponent as they keep getting up.
The Tar Zombie
Bites people on the forehead and says "BRAINS!" and "MORE BRAINS!" a lot.
Stiltman!!!
If Daredevil could take it seriously, so can CHIKARA.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Oct 21, 2007 11:49:36 GMT -5
I love The Americanadian, Big Daddy Hydra, and Hot Tag more than I logically should.
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Post by bubbles on Oct 21, 2007 11:56:27 GMT -5
I want them to bring in Dennis Stamp as a parody of himself.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2007 12:07:27 GMT -5
Voodoo Daddy
Probably a partner in crime (or rival) for UMB. Think of a pimp combined with a voodoo priest (i.e: Wide-brim feathered hat with bones and trinkets hanging from it; pimp cane combined with Voodoo staff, etc.), who comes down to the ring with his 4 "Priestesses of Death," that are 4 guys dressed up as women with masks obscuring their faces. He's a terrible wrestler, knows hardly any moves, and relies on his "Priestesses" to beat up opponents in their group of 4 while he distracts the ref, claiming that "The Spirits are on my side."
Thomas "The Scholarly" Schooboy
A clean-shaven guy that resembles the Little Lad from the Starburst commercials. He knows one move--a schoolboy pin--but he knows how to do it from virtually any position or situation.
The All-Seeing Foot
A generally inept guy with a right foot that he protects to the utmost--such as putting it in 4 or 5 layers of boots. The thing is, he can predict the moves of his opponents by vigorously licking his foot, so whenever he doesn't, he's in trouble, but when he does, he's a house of fire. He'll cry and scream whenever someone goes after that foot through his main weakness--TICKLING.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 21, 2007 12:10:41 GMT -5
I'd mark for a Macguyver gimmick. A guy who makes his own foreign objects out of random household things.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Oct 21, 2007 12:11:31 GMT -5
I'd mark for a Macguyver gimmick. A guy who makes his own foreign objects out of random household things. Now that you mention it, so would I. How has that not been done somewhere yet? |
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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 21, 2007 12:13:12 GMT -5
I'd mark for a Macguyver gimmick. A guy who makes his own foreign objects out of random household things. Now that you mention it, so would I. How has that not been done somewhere yet? I dunno, but if it gets done, I want credit! |
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Oct 21, 2007 13:11:00 GMT -5
Well my gimmick idea of The Sphinx was already used and melded with Human Tornado to form Amasis, so I'm satisfied. Just an imagination thread because I thought of something and wanted to share. Some gimmicks or situations you'd enjoy seeing Chikara do. The AmericanadianWearing an American Flag T-Shirt that has a Maple Leaf in place of the stars, The Americanadian would represent both countries proudly. Apple Pie...with Maple Syrup on top! Big Daddy Hydra Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Out walks the Man-Monster Hydra wearing black with suspenders. He has a magic marker drawn sun (Hopefully a smiling sun) on one pec and a moon (which would probably look more like a banana) on the other. Also, a line under his left pec to indicate another manly patch of body fat (Yes, Third Manboob. Just trying to make it sound nice). Arm DragonChikara's Time Machine mysteriously returns and during the entrance of a new worker, starts to make noise. He wanders over to see what is happening, ignoring cries to leave it alone. He enters. Smoke flies. The machine beeps and shakes. The man flings out. However, he is different. His left arm is now a dragon (Or dragon puppet, whatever)! Dragon Dragon's big brother was coming to visit and now has melded with this new wrestler to become...Arm Dragon! His main move would be...yes...an arm drag. The man & Dragon Dragon would be the only ones able to hear the small Dragon as he interacts with this bright new world... In other words, Arm Dragon's going to be talking to him self a lot and having the puppet randomly bite him as he has "disputes" with his new "partner." Okay, there is my nonsense, anyone else have something? Big Daddy Hydra and Arm Dragon would be 2 of the greatest characters ever. Seriously, that Arm Dragon gimmick HAS to happen at Chapter 11. It'd be a great cliffhanger-style end to the 2007 Chikara season. I love the idea of Hot Tag too. It'd make for some good comedy, especially against a very slow, methodical style wrestler. The McGuyver gimmick would be quite good fun too. |
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Post by mysterydriver on Oct 21, 2007 22:03:44 GMT -5
Hot TagEverything he does is reminiscent of a hot tag. As soon as the bell rings, he just clotheslines his opponent as they keep getting up. I bow down to this idea. Funny stuff, indeed.. |
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 21, 2007 22:14:49 GMT -5
I'd mark for a Macguyver gimmick. A guy who makes his own foreign objects out of random household things. Especially if it's a masked guy with a mullet wig. I'm mark for Larry Sweeney bringing in Kimmy Gibbler in an effort to balckmail CHIKARA commissioner Bob Saget. |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Oct 21, 2007 22:27:06 GMT -5
I'd mark for a Macguyver gimmick. A guy who makes his own foreign objects out of random household things. Especially if it's a masked guy with a mullet wig. I'm mark for Larry Sweeney bringing in Kimmy Gibbler in an effort to balckmail CHIKARA commissioner Bob Saget. To say nothing of deputy Commissioner David L. Coulier. Although, according to his roster profile on the recently updated website, they're not entirely sure he works for them. |
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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 22, 2007 7:04:25 GMT -5
We need an A-Team stable ASAP.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Oct 22, 2007 7:14:35 GMT -5
We need an A-Team stable ASAP. If I could find the YouTube video of Chikara wrestlers set to the A-Team theme, I'd post it up right now. I'll look for it now. |
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Post by Mr. Mediocre on Oct 22, 2007 8:43:48 GMT -5
Julius Orange - A Roman guy painted orange.
The Showstealer - A cleptomaniac that tries to steal pieces of the ringside area (including the referee) mid-match.
Charismabot - A wrestling robot that cuts quite possibly the worst promos of all-time. He also has a giant power button on his chest. Ric Flair style knife edged chops cause hilarity.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 22, 2007 9:01:09 GMT -5
Julius Orange - A Roman guy painted orange. Or just do Orange Julius, and have him in an afro wig and suit like the Pulp Fiction character. "DQ? Do they speak english in DQ, moth.." you know the rest. |
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 22, 2007 9:23:44 GMT -5
Julius Orange - A Roman guy painted orange. Or just do Orange Julius, and have him in an afro wig and suit like the Pulp Fiction character. "DQ? Do they speak english in DQ, moth.." you know the rest. I'm already marking for the Orange Julius gimmick! Especially if he looks like beloved SU mascot Otto The Orange. |
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Post by Psy on Oct 22, 2007 9:47:30 GMT -5
Craig "Crabby" Pinch : They never verbally explain his gimmick as he looks like a normal person and behaves as a normal wrestler. However, he has a raging, RAGING case of 'crabs'. Every time he does a move where his groin comes in contact with his opponent they sell it like they're on fire. Someone tries to powerbomb him? They drop to the ground in pain, covering their face. He goes to piledrive someone? They're screaming before he puts them down. Bronco buster? Lou Thesz press? Hurricanrana? All deadly maneuvers from Craig "Crabby" Pinch.
Crazy Protractor Face : A masked wrestler with a protractor on his mask.
Alessio Baertschi, Listless Swiss : His opponents hate him but he couldn't care less, really. "I will devour your babies!" "Meh." "I hate you!" "And?" "If you won't take this seriously, I'm leaving!" "Why are you telling me?"
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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 22, 2007 9:49:36 GMT -5
Neckbeard the Pirate. Nuff said.
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Post by invaderdave on Oct 22, 2007 10:18:35 GMT -5
The 4077th. A stable consisting of people dressing and acting like Hawkeye Pierce, Trapper John McIntyre, Radar O'Reilly and Hotlips Houlihan. Hotlips would be the valet, Hawkeye and Trapper would team regularly, and Radar would be the designated spot monkey of the group.
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