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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Oct 22, 2007 10:20:05 GMT -5
The 4077th. A stable consisting of people dressing and acting like Hawkeye Pierce, Trapper John McIntyre, Radar O'Reilly and Hotlips Houlihan. Hotlips would be the valet, Hawkeye and Trapper would team regularly, and Radar would be the designated spot monkey of the group. That's...actually a pretty damn good idea. Then again, I'm a M*A*S*H mark, so....
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Post by invaderdave on Oct 22, 2007 10:23:51 GMT -5
Sure. Have 'em feud with Soldier Ant for being too military and everything.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Oct 22, 2007 10:26:53 GMT -5
Sure. Have 'em feud with Soldier Ant for being too military and everything. Nice. Soldier can be the Frank Burns. I love it.
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Post by invaderdave on Oct 22, 2007 10:30:32 GMT -5
I have to tell you, I just like the image of Rader hitting senton bombs and moonsaults...
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 22, 2007 10:34:00 GMT -5
I have to tell you, I just like the image of Rader hitting senton bombs and moonsaults... They could bring back Darkness Crabtree to portray Col. Sherman T. Potter.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Oct 22, 2007 10:34:30 GMT -5
I have to tell you, I just like the image of Rader hitting senton bombs and moonsaults... They could bring back Darkness Crabtree to portray Col. Sherman T. Potter. HAH! Good ol' Lester "Darkness" Crabtree.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 22, 2007 10:41:16 GMT -5
One of the WWE threads gave me this idea:
Willie Coyote: Native American Super Genius
He orders his foreign objects from ACME and watches as it comically backfires against him.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 22, 2007 10:46:12 GMT -5
Last idea for today...and it's a simple one:
Have a wrestler come out to "You're the best around" and have him always lose. The twist? He always thinks he wins. He can get a pounding, and after the match, act like he just won the wwe title. The Delusion Kid.
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Oct 22, 2007 14:30:58 GMT -5
To everyone who has brought up all the M*A*S*H*-esque stable ideas... I love you all in a way that thrills and yet confuses me somehow. Should they need a Col. Blake... I do have a hat covered with fishing lures in my closet. (Boring autobiographical sidebar: I played Col. Blake in a production of M*A*S*H* my senior year of high school. Yes, you read that right; M*A*S*H* has been a novel, a film, a TV show, and a play... which was based mostly on the novel).
As for something I'd like to see;
After Dragon Dragon returns at Bruised, he notices how the landscape has changed and feels he must make adjustments as well. During the off-season he trains dilligently. Cutting weight and becoming ultra-muscular... and S-shaped for some reason; in February he makes his return as.... TROGDOR THE BURNiNATOR!
I'm a Homestar Runner mark, so sue me.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Oct 22, 2007 14:33:54 GMT -5
Give him some candy?
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Oct 22, 2007 14:41:26 GMT -5
LOL! I'm glad to know I wasn't the only person thinking that.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Oct 22, 2007 14:42:00 GMT -5
To everyone who has brought up all the M*A*S*H*-esque stable ideas... I love you all in a way that thrills and yet confuses me somehow. Should they need a Col. Blake... I do have a hat covered with fishing lures in my closet. (Boring autobiographical sidebar: I played Col. Blake in a production of M*A*S*H* my senior year of high school. Yes, you read that right; M*A*S*H* has been a novel, a film, a TV show, and a play... which was based mostly on the novel). As for something I'd like to see; After Dragon Dragon returns at Bruised, he notices how the landscape has changed and feels he must make adjustments as well. During the off-season he trains dilligently. Cutting weight and becoming ultra-muscular... and S-shaped for some reason; in February he makes his return as.... TROGDOR THE BURNiNATOR! I'm a Homestar Runner mark, so sue me. I'm NOT a Homestar mark, but it'd be great if Trogdor came to the ring playing his song on a Guitar Hero controller. Also, in reference to the first gimmick, the store where I work makes apple pies with maple crust during the holidays...
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Post by Ace Diamond on Oct 22, 2007 14:46:21 GMT -5
I'll throw out the idea I always through out whenever a thread like this occurs (usually when a Chikara thread veers wildly off-course)
Pandamonium
Basically a samurai panda. Will knock you senseless but be honorable about it or something.
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Post by viscera on Oct 22, 2007 14:46:45 GMT -5
Head Trauma: A wrestler who suffers from mental problems, resulting in whenever he is struck hard enough in the head, he switches personalities. One side is that of a old school babyface, who refuses to break the rules and is always ready to fight fairly. The other is a pure evil heel, who will have absolutely no problem cheating to beat his opponents. Comedy ensues.
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Oct 22, 2007 14:49:24 GMT -5
You just made me think about it... CHIKARA needs a Mr. B Natural gimmick. It would be hilarious and horrifying.
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Post by Worship Eugene Mirman! on Oct 23, 2007 5:00:17 GMT -5
A wrestler with no arms that can't be flipped. Only Eddie Kingston could fight him.
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Post by kitsunestar on Oct 23, 2007 11:31:00 GMT -5
I'll throw out the idea I always through out whenever a thread like this occurs (usually when a Chikara thread veers wildly off-course) PandamoniumBasically a samurai panda. Will knock you senseless but be honorable about it or something. I know a canadian girl who'd sue over that right and quick. As far an an idea, possibly.. "Mr. Excitement" - A rather plain and nondescript guy who cuts long-winded promos that sidetrack and don't really go anywhere, all in monotone. He uses old commercial catchphrases such as "Juicy Fruit is gonna move ya..." and mostly old-school moves with no flashiness to them. But he thinks he's the most exciting wrestler alive.
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Post by Go 2 Sleeeeeeeeeep! on Oct 23, 2007 12:14:57 GMT -5
Last idea for today...and it's a simple one: Have a wrestler come out to "You're the best around" and have him always lose. The twist? He always thinks he wins. He can get a pounding, and after the match, act like he just won the wwe title. The Delusion Kid. Wimp Lo?
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Post by Psy on Oct 23, 2007 12:33:29 GMT -5
I'm just glad somebody got the reference
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Post by dsriggs on Oct 23, 2007 12:50:21 GMT -5
Last idea for today...and it's a simple one: Have a wrestler come out to "You're the best around" and have him always lose. The twist? He always thinks he wins. He can get a pounding, and after the match, act like he just won the wwe title. The Delusion Kid. Wimp Lo? "I am bleeding. Making me the victor!
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