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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Oct 25, 2007 22:26:18 GMT -5
Seems like every time I turn on TNA, someone is trying to simulate murder on Abyss by stabbing him with glass, squashing his head with a vice clamp, etc.
Why do they all hate Abyss so much? Did Abyss piss in all their gym bags or something?
Abyss seems like such an effervescent fun loving guy, I can't imagine why everyone wants him dead.
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Post by Shy Guy on Oct 25, 2007 22:32:03 GMT -5
they're jealous of his hair
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Oct 25, 2007 22:33:10 GMT -5
I did suspect that. He gets that "bounce" from that special conditioner he makes in the boiler room.
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Post by Shy Guy on Oct 25, 2007 22:33:40 GMT -5
he actually uses the same shampoo edge does
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Post by Alucard on Oct 25, 2007 22:35:53 GMT -5
he actually uses the same shampoo edge does From Japan? |
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Post by wwerules60 on Oct 25, 2007 22:38:28 GMT -5
he actually uses the same shampoo edge does  Booker T. does not approve. |
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Post by Rube on Oct 25, 2007 22:41:38 GMT -5
He slept with all their girlfriends. Abyss is a pimp.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Oct 25, 2007 22:43:15 GMT -5
I Don't Know.
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Post by jobber2thestars on Oct 25, 2007 22:53:21 GMT -5
I think he is like the big, weird, creepy kid from school that the cool kids like to pick on. Sure, he'll get into fights with him and stuff, but there will always be more of them than him. Plus, there is a weird guy that is paying them to ruin his life.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Oct 25, 2007 22:54:59 GMT -5
I read in the Observer that Abyss always leaves the toilet seat up, and lots of the guys have heat with him for that. Is that true?
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Post by The OP on Oct 25, 2007 22:56:19 GMT -5
I did suspect that. He gets that "bounce" from that special conditioner he makes in the boiler room. He uses Vidal Sassoon. It's the only shampoo with the natural papoose. |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Oct 25, 2007 22:56:33 GMT -5
he actually uses the same shampoo edge does Posted by Rube (Johnny Squadron Tirbodh) on Today at 1:41pm He slept with all their girlfriends. Abyss is a pimp. The evidence is mounting in favour of Abyss being Edge then. |
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Post by poi zen rana on Oct 25, 2007 23:15:46 GMT -5
he shot his father that is why
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Oct 26, 2007 0:56:18 GMT -5
Abyss: Your mother's deaf...
Ed Tuttle: My mother's dead, you little twerp.
Abyss: (reads from his hand again) I guess that why she didn't move around much.
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Post by renzino on Oct 26, 2007 1:01:07 GMT -5
he shot his father that is why I thought his mom shot his dad and Abyss just took the wrap for it. |
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Post by Virt McGirt on Oct 26, 2007 1:06:41 GMT -5
he shot his father that is why I thought his mom shot his dad and Abyss just took the wrap for it. You're both wrong, he "put 3 bullets in his back" is all Sting said. So my guess is he put him in their like a slot machine! |
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Post by TheKillShot on Oct 26, 2007 2:13:04 GMT -5
Abyss' real name is Chris, and as we all know, Everybody hates Chris.
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Post by Si on Oct 26, 2007 7:24:02 GMT -5
I read in the Observer that Abyss always leaves the toilet seat up, and lots of the guys have heat with him for that. Is that true? My sources say it may or may not be true. |
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Post by Blindkarevik on Oct 26, 2007 13:14:55 GMT -5
You know... Abyss used to be a monster. Now, every week you feel bad for people torturing him.
He went from being Kane to being Eugene in one simple face turn.
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Post by plushtar on Oct 26, 2007 13:16:49 GMT -5
They hate him because he loves to go around claiming that he was once Kane. The beatings will not stop once he finally realizes that he is not Kane.
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