Rev. claims Satanic Cult Killed the Benoit family

[eDemento2099]

www.johnnyleeclary.com/benoitmurdered.htm

Rev. Johnny Lee Clary claims that a Satanic cult murdered the Benoit family. His sources and evidence? His own paranoia concerning anyone whose reputation is 'Satanic' in even the loosest sense of the term!

This guy will take any opportunity he can to slander people with a 'Satanic' gimmick; look around his kooky website, and you'll find an article in which he blames the Columbine massacre entirely on Marilyn Manson.

If this guy truly is a reverend in the Evangelical churches, it's scary to think of the trust which people are willing to vest in a man so long as he claims to speak for 'God' (as if Jerry Falwell wasn't a bad enough example...).

[Nice Guy Cody]

What me worry?

[Mozenrath]

codylockemitchell said:

What me worry?

The dude even looks like Nosferatu.

[Kevin Hamilton]

Now I know where this story came from. I was at work and somehow the topic of wrestling came up and Benoit was mentioned, and this one chick says the following: They said it was a satanic cult that killed them.

I said- um, what?

A satanic cult.

Uh, no. Benoit did it.

Are you sure? Cuz that's not what I heard.

Yes, I'm positive, every bit of evidence showed that Benoit killed Nancy, Daniel, then himself. There were no other suspects or any evidence to the contrary.

Well, that's what I heard.

Ok, but there's nothing to suggest anything other than what happened.

But why would he do it?

I don't know. They said dementia may be partially to blame based on some cortical lesions of his brain looking like an eighty year old Alzheimers patient.

Well, steroids will do that.

'sigh' no, not really.... I gave up on the conversation there.


Edit: I just read the link there, where he's actually insinuating Kevin Sullivan had something to do with it. Kev should sue the shit outta him.

[Kevin Hamilton]

kiddobradley said:

codylockemitchell said:

What me worry?

The dude even looks like Nosferatu.

That dude kinda should. That's Anton Lavey, creator of the Church of Satan.

[JMA]

Balls Mahoney is gonna be pissed.

[Mozenrath]

jackrabbitslim said:

kiddobradley said:

The dude even looks like Nosferatu.

That dude kinda should. That's Anton Lavey, creator of the Church of Satan.

I know, I'm just saying: with looks like that, what else are you going to do with your life, short of maybe being in vampire movies?

[Rube]

I'll let Mr. LaVay sum up my thoughts on this idiot: "It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful."

[Kevin Hamilton]

kiddobradley said:

jackrabbitslim said:

That dude kinda should. That's Anton Lavey, creator of the Church of Satan.

I know, I'm just saying: with looks like that, what else are you going to do with your life, short of maybe being in vampire movies?

Telemarketer?

[The OP]

Well, I'm convinced. Get Van Helsing on the phone.

[Kash Flagg]

They're blaming Kevin Sullivan? What he do, make the Purple Haze Mark Lewin rise out of the ocean to do it?

youtube.com/watch?v=EloX-k6ikFY

[Kevin Hamilton]

taxcollector said:

Well, I'm convinced. Get Van Helsing on the phone.

Don't move, or I'll throw these things, or hit you with them, or something, I don't know, even I stopped payin attention about five minutes into this crappy movie.

Edit: That woulda been a lot funnier if the image showed up.

[Kash Flagg]

jackrabbitslim said:

taxcollector said:

Well, I'm convinced. Get Van Helsing on the phone.

Don't move, or I'll throw these things, or hit you with them, or something, I don't know, even I stopped payin attention about five minutes into this crappy movie.

Edit: That woulda been a lot funnier if the image showed up.

I laughed at the "400 bad request".

[Kevin Hamilton]

kashflagg said:

jackrabbitslim said:

Don't move, or I'll throw these things, or hit you with them, or something, I don't know, even I stopped payin attention about five minutes into this crappy movie.

Edit: That woulda been a lot funnier if the image showed up.

I laughed at the "400 bad request".

Then my work is done. Meh, might as well blame Kevin Sullivan, makes as much sense as that other dude doing so.

[biafra]

Kevin Sullivan was such a bad ass f***ing heel.

[The OP]

I don't know, I think the whole murder thing might have been taking it a bit far.

[Legion]

Lol, this guy, the reverend Johnny Lee Clary is a former pro-wrestler from the 80's. Used to wrestle in the NWA and NWF.

He was also a leader in the KKK and yet managed Buddy Landell in a legends show in 2002.

[Legion]

Just emailed the link to Kevin Sullivan's website. Thought he might want to know. If nothing else it'll give whoever picks up his website email a giggle. At best, some bible nut might get sued.

[Hummbllllle]

Why are they blaming Sullivan? IT'S NOT HOT.

[Mozenrath]

legion said:

Just emailed the link to Kevin Sullivan's website. Thought he might want to know. If nothing else it'll give whoever picks up his website email a giggle. At best, some bible nut might get sued.

Has he released any statement on the Benoit ordeal in general? If someone had a viewpoint on it, you'd think it'd be him.