the killer list of the urban legends of wrestling

[plushtar]

zane630 said:

explodinglimo said:

That visual image may in fact be the funniest thing ever.

ROFLMAO

hulk6785 said:

87. At least 4 people in ECW killed someone.

I am shocked! I figured that number would higher. ;D

Snuka, New Jack who else?


Read number 60

6 people. Add Sullivan and Benoit.

[Zane]

plushtar said:

zane630 said:

ROFLMAO



Snuka, New Jack who else?


Read number 60

6 people. Add Sullivan and Benoit.

Okay so it's New Jack, Snuka, Benoit, Sullivan

[hollywood]

zane630 said:

plushtar said:

6 people. Add Sullivan and Benoit.

Okay so it's New Jack, Snuka, Benoit, Sullivan

Out of curiousity, who did New Jack kill? I knew he'd TRIED to kill about 3 or 4 dozen (maybe more), but I never knew he'd actually killed someone?

[Hulk With A Mustache]

zane630 said:

plushtar said:

6 people. Add Sullivan and Benoit.

Okay so it's New Jack, Snuka, Benoit, Sullivan

I knew of New Jack and now Benoit. Snuka has never been proven to have killed that girl. But, Sullivan!?

[Hulk With A Mustache]

hollywood said:

zane630 said:

Okay so it's New Jack, Snuka, Benoit, Sullivan

Out of curiousity, who did New Jack kill? I knew he'd TRIED to kill about 3 or 4 dozen (maybe more), but I never knew he'd actually killed someone?

New Jack claims to have been a bounty hunter before he became a wrestler and has committed 4 justifiable homicides in the line of duty.

[Zane]

hulk6785 said:

hollywood said:

Out of curiousity, who did New Jack kill? I knew he'd TRIED to kill about 3 or 4 dozen (maybe more), but I never knew he'd actually killed someone?

New Jack claims to have been a bounty hunter before he became a wrestler and has committed 4 justifiable homicides in the line of duty.

Yeah, I bet they were "justifiable".

[Hulk With A Mustache]

zane630 said:

hulk6785 said:

New Jack claims to have been a bounty hunter before he became a wrestler and has committed 4 justifiable homicides in the line of duty.

Yeah, I bet they were "justifiable".

What!? You don't trust this man:

[Rave]

Mick Foley confirms #26 in his first book...yuck.

#6 wouldn't surprise me, and I remember hearing that #17 was true but I can't remember where I heard it.

#62: I remember hearing this story before, in connection with both Brian Christopher and Duke Droese.

#114: True. This was listed in one of those old PWI Almanacs. They threw a boulder through the drive-thru window, were arrested, and I believe served jail time.

#117: If Mick Foley can be believed concerning Scorpio, I actually wouldn't be surprised if this was true.

[heyguesswhatidid]

I always laugh at 27

[Mr. Mediocre]

By the end of the list, there are quite a few that I have to assume are 100% fake, i.e. Hugh Morrus and Matthew Lesko (the crazy free money guy) getting into a fistfight over their similar, question mark covered attire.

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

explodinglimo said:

By the end of the list, there are quite a few that I have to assume are 100% fake, i.e. Hugh Morrus and Matthew Lesko (the crazy free money guy) getting into a fistfight over their similar, question mark covered attire.

If it didn't happen, someone needs to freakin' book it! That would be amazing.

[Mr. Mediocre]

There's also one about Harley Race crashing a boat into a smaller boat and killing an entire family, which I've never heard before and don't believe for one second unless someone is willing to verify it .

[Rave]

168. At those January MLW tapings a few of the boys and regular every day citizens got wet when water balloons fell five stories upon them. The culprit liked to disguise his voice as a bird when he did it. But his voice sounds like a bass CD rumbling it's so deep. The culprit: Low Ki!

[Big DSR Energy]

chuckymac314 said:

explodinglimo said:

By the end of the list, there are quite a few that I have to assume are 100% fake, i.e. Hugh Morrus and Matthew Lesko (the crazy free money guy) getting into a fistfight over their similar, question mark covered attire.

If it didn't happen, someone needs to freakin' book it! That would be amazing.

Run-in by the Riddler?

[algertman]

77. Sabu kicking a bag down some stairs and all around the lockerroom and then opens the bag and a cat comes out. All the while Sabu has a “I love cats” t-shirt or something like that.

I bet it was a "Hang In There" shirt

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

dsr said:

chuckymac314 said:

If it didn't happen, someone needs to freakin' book it! That would be amazing.

Run-in by the Riddler?

Hey, somebody's gotta do it.

[bobolebowski]

Anybody know where I can find the photo of 65?

and 85 is true...it was confirmed in Dynamites Book

Edit: and 92 has to be totally false....its ridiculous

[plushtar]

Okay, regarding the ECW murder rumors. That list is far older than the Benoit controversy, I first saw it in 2004, but I deleted everything so I can just have this short list. Towards the end of the discussion, there were rumors of Francine and Beulah farting backstage.

Anyway, Benoit and Sullivan were not thought of when the list was first compiled. So that leaves New Jack and possibly Snuka and of course two nameless men. I inserted Benoit & Sullivan as jokes. Benoit is there for obvious reasons and Sullivan is there for that silly rumor spread by conspiracy theorists; unless there is proof of the Yeti attacking Benoit's family, Sullivan is not actually a mudered.

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

What's with all of the scatology on this list?

[plushtar]

radioclash5150 said:

What's with all of the scatology on this list?

Wrestlers do not know how to use toilets (with the exception of Hulk Hogan). In a recent interview (conducted after the writing of this list) we found out that if Angle can break Daniel Puder's neck, Karen Angle will use Puder as a toilet. Somebody has to have a link to that, maybe it will come up soon.

Edit: Found the link. www.mmanews.com/ufc/Kurt- Angle -Continues -Hyping -Daniel -Puder -Fight -Gets -Graphic .html

Link chopped up due to Kurt's exact words.