the killer list of the urban legends of wrestling

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

plushtar said:

radioclash5150 said:

What's with all of the scatology on this list?

Wrestlers do not know how to use toilets (with the exception of Hulk Hogan). In a recent interview (conducted after the writing of this list) we found out that if Angle can break Daniel Puder's neck, Karen Angle will use Puder as a toilet. Somebody has to have a link to that, maybe it will come up soon.

Well, there's an image that'll be with me for a while.

[Hulk With A Mustache]

About number 177, what did Towel Boy do to get in ECW?

[Mozenrath]

hulk6785 said:

About number 177, what did Towel Boy do to get in ECW?

I guess hand out towels.

[Hulk With A Mustache]

kiddobradley said:

hulk6785 said:

About number 177, what did Towel Boy do to get in ECW?

I guess hand out towels.

Well, number 177 implied that he gave Tommy Dreamer a "special towel," if you know what I mean.

[Rave]

I'm surprised the rumor about Jacqueline and Vince McMahon didn't make the list.

168 still makes me laugh.

[rossamania]

kashflagg said:

I feel like a dork for writing in all caps.

It's okay. I still love you.

As for the list, there's some crazy stuff on there...

[ICBM]

OK link didn't work do I need to be a subscriber?

[Shy Guy]

ravenblack said:

168. At those January MLW tapings a few of the boys and regular every day citizens got wet when water balloons fell five stories upon them. The culprit liked to disguise his voice as a bird when he did it. But his voice sounds like a bass CD rumbling it's so deep. The culprit: Low Ki!

unpossible! that would mean low ki has like...a personality

[Zane]

tmizzle521 said:

ravenblack said:

168. At those January MLW tapings a few of the boys and regular every day citizens got wet when water balloons fell five stories upon them. The culprit liked to disguise his voice as a bird when he did it. But his voice sounds like a bass CD rumbling it's so deep. The culprit: Low Ki!

unpossible! that would mean low ki has like...a personality

Lol the same thing happened during a Zero-1 tour with Samoa Joe, Josh Daniels, and several other guys.

[briant1]

I would like to have seen #76.

[Midnight Rider]

Ok,here we go again...

Number 24 is true,I live near where the Snuka incident happened(pass it everyday on the day to work,the motel was knocked down and made into a Home Depot),I also happen to know some of the officers who responded and that has always been the story they told.

Number 34 comes stright from The Iron Sheik himself,take that for what you will...

Number 41 really happened,BUT it was part of an angle that led to a Wolfie D/Bill Dundee feud,it was even mentioned in PWI.

Number 59 I think I remember reading about when that whole scandal happened.

Number 67 probably is true,Kerry was known for being goofy like that.

The Randy Savage/Bill Dundee part of number 71 is true,according to Jim Cornette.

Many wrestlers who actively competed at the time have mention Number 109,so it is probably true.

Number 114 is true,they made mention of it many times in PWI in the 80's;it was even integral to Patera's face turn in the WWF when he came back,and the source of the constant "Jailbird" jokes by Bobby Heenan.

Number 173 was mentioned by Meltzer and Cornette on the Wrestling Gold DVD series.so it could be true.

The WWF part of number 288 is true,that has been gone over lord knows how many times.

Number 289 is at least partly true,it was a Marine who kicked the snot out of HBK,though noone knows exactly how many of them there were.

Number 294.....If you watched "Wrestling with Shadows",you know what the deal is.

Number 299 is definitely true,that "match"and a shoot kick into a later match that pretty much permantely wrecked one of Riki Chosu's eyes is what laucnhed Maeda's career.

Video Footage exists of Number 300,and I have seen it...true.

301 & 302 are well known,WCW even utilized them during some promos,have guys make shoot comments about squegees and scissors.

I remember reading about number 302,probably happened.

Almost everyone who was in WCW at the time has told the story of Number 307 at some point;Orndorff himself confirmed it several times.

Number 314 has been mentioned many times,true.

Number 320 is pretty well incident from the ends of the "Old Days" of wrestling,confirmed by many people.

Number 323.....true...it was in the newspapers in Australia and everything.

Wv'e gone over Number 329 more than once,I believe of our guys even did some shoot videos with Rougeau and he told the whole story.

Number 342 has been told for years and years,so much that it is now accpeted as the truth.

The wrestling match part of number 345 is true,I have the footage saved on my computer somewhere.

The Chastity part of number 404 is true.

Before he passed away, Bad News Brown confirmed number 424 in a shoot interview.

[Tim]

Some of my favorites that haven't been mentioned yet:

29. Butch Reed has pissed on the carpet and/or furniture of every motel he's ever stayed in.

113. Killer Khan stole a homeless man's hooch, and threatened to give him a Mongolian chop.

190. Piper was doing some show in a dilapidated facility with no bathroom. He took a shit in a brown paper bag and then just threw it in the corner backstage.

194. Haku nearly bit off Jesse Barr/Jimmy Jack Funk's nose off in a bar fight after Barr got too rowdy for Haku's liking.

214. Someone made fun of Bob Backlund for being the only person in WWF locker room who didn't drink or do any drugs. He kept bugging Bob about it, so Bob took him down, tied him into a hold, and sat on his back for about an hour, not letting him up.

217. Has anyone mentioned Chris Adams ripping off Rod Price's weave during a match? Supposedly, Adams later found the bloody "hair" near his locker with a note saying "payback is a bitch".

229. Rip Morgan of the New Zealand Militia cried after someone (my guess, Black Bart) crapped in a bucket and put it in front of his locker.

252. Nobody treated Nikolai Volkoff with any respect during his run as Ted DiBiase's lackey. Brian "Crush" Adams would constantly degrade him verbally, and Bryan "Adam Bomb" Clarke would often hold Volkoff down and give him noogies and pink bellies. Everytime I saw this, I'd just shake my head and keep on walking.

255. Buzz Sawyer got into a fight outside a club. The other guy pulls out a gun and sticks it in Buzz's mouth saying hes going to blow his head off. Buzz just stands their laughing with the loaded gun in his mouth and the other guy freaks out and leaves.

261. Ok, so my brother, who works at a fast food joint, walks in the door, and who is eating there but none other than Buff Bagwell. About five minutes later or so, Buff, who was with a few people, starts to leave the restuarant, walking around all wobbly and stuff. Just before he gets to the door, Buff starts shaking and all of a sudden starts falling to the ground. His buddy tries to get to him in time, but Buff Bagwell ended up eating the floor. So his friends help him up, and, with the help of the manager, they carry Buff Bagwell outside. Just before they carried him out, Buff did a half-hearted wave goodbye to no one in particular. The speculation is that Buff was on "medication", so take that for what it's worth. Also, he apparently is a good-bit shorter than he appears on TV.

268. The constant bullying and humiliation of Tiger Jackson (aka Dink) at the hands of Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. One particular moment involved Hall drawing a big black dot on Jackson's bald head. Hence, giving him the permanent locker room title of "penis boy".

285. The CWA in Cleveland once let a scrawny 18 year old, who thought the business was a shoot(!) and was managed by his equally mark-ass pops, get his ass kicked for real by the 300+ lb. RoadHawg, because someone no-showed. The kid got shoot germaned and, after he was pretty well out on his feet, powerbombed. He put his elbows behind him on the powerbomb and seperated a shoulder. His dumbf*** dad tried to do a shoot run-in and thought better of it when RoadHawg slapped the frig out of him.

[Hobby Drifter]

That list makes me crack up every time. Hulk Hogan is the only person in wrestling who can use a toilet.

[Reverend BTY]

50. Simon Dean (Super Nova) enjoys the feel of pudding. Take that for what you will.

This is wrong and awesome all at the same time.

[Rube]

454. Jake Roberts was prone to traveling with a big pink dildo in his gear bag for himself.

I think the mental image I got from this one gave me a stroke.

[tankmcquade]

True or not.....this is one of the greatest net reads ever!

[Powder/The Professor]

rube said:

454. Jake Roberts was prone to traveling with a big pink dildo in his gear bag for himself.

I think the mental image I got from this one gave me a stroke.

You can have the stroke......I just went blind!

[Powder/The Professor]

tankmcquade said:

True or not.....this is one of the greatest net reads ever!

Without a doubt!!!

[Powder/The Professor]

honsou said:

"Terry Gordy was all coked up one night working on his deck and he fell and caught his nutsack on a nail, ripping it almost completely off. In the same post someone said they heard he actually cut his finger off in a coked up sawing accident. Not sure if either is true, probably not."

OUCH!

SHHHHHHHHH, Honsu.........we dont talk/ask/mention that type of thing around here!

[Powder/The Professor]

kashflagg said:

explodinglimo said:

Didn't everyone have to do that back in the day?

It wasn't the only thing he did, I'm quite sure of it.

YOU!, SIR..........Own this thread.