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Post by thesunbeast on Nov 7, 2007 22:46:43 GMT -5
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 7, 2007 23:53:28 GMT -5
I mean.... I understand what they're trying to do, but WOW. That's a joke, right?
If they made an animated biopic of Andre, it'd be MUCH better.
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Nov 8, 2007 0:42:51 GMT -5
Who green-lit this tripe?As I said before on the last thread,this is so disrespectful to Andre and his family,that I am completely appalled.
Although I'll agree with Dancescience on this one. Giant Silva as Andre the Giant is perhaps the only person who could have made this work. As George the Animal Steele has shown in Ed Wood,the only person to properly portray a wrestler is another wrestler.
Also they would need a MUCH larger budget if they wanted to show parts like MSG or Wrestlemania 3,and they need to find people that even REMOTELY look like their historical figures. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I saw Junkyard Dog.
This is a travesty in the making. I seriously hope they stop this isn't a real movie.
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Post by Dragonfly on Nov 8, 2007 2:48:36 GMT -5
They finished it? I thought the project was abandoned after star Matthew McGrory (the big guy from "House of 1000 Corpses" and "Big Fish) died. And to think that I was actually looking forward to this...
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Post by The Line on Nov 8, 2007 3:00:51 GMT -5
this has to be a joke.
Right?
Right?
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Nov 8, 2007 3:29:17 GMT -5
this has to be a joke. Right? Right? Sadly it's not
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Post by willywonka666 on Nov 8, 2007 8:14:36 GMT -5
Wow. In a way I feel bad for the people that made this if they were attempting to pay tribute to Andre. They went about it all wrong. I had the sound off, the guy with the chains and GRAY hair wasn't supposed to be Junkyard Dog was it?
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Post by Steveweiser on Nov 8, 2007 8:26:03 GMT -5
What I don't like is that the scene of his biggest matches has been reduced to some crappy looking gym.
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Post by willywonka666 on Nov 8, 2007 8:27:29 GMT -5
They didn't have tattoos like that either back in the day
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Post by Kash Flagg on Nov 8, 2007 8:29:09 GMT -5
This isn't a real film.
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Post by willywonka666 on Nov 8, 2007 8:45:17 GMT -5
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Post by Kash Flagg on Nov 8, 2007 8:49:52 GMT -5
That's not hard to do though.
They may actually have made it, but I seriously doubt they have the permission of Andre's family for this. Or Vince. Or that sad lookin Junkyard Dog.
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Post by TRMcGillicutty on Nov 8, 2007 8:50:43 GMT -5
I'm pissed this movie exists, but at the same time, I love a good bad movie and this looks like an entertaining trainwreck, so I want to see it badly.
It's all in the wig.
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Post by willywonka666 on Nov 8, 2007 8:54:10 GMT -5
He looks like a giant Carlito
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Nov 8, 2007 11:13:22 GMT -5
The guy playing vince looks like Robbie Rotten from Lazytown.
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Post by AriadosMan on Nov 8, 2007 11:15:41 GMT -5
Worst. Biopic. Ever.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Nov 8, 2007 11:19:28 GMT -5
The narration makes it sound like a bad YouTube video.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 8, 2007 11:41:57 GMT -5
The guy playing vince looks like Robbie Rotten from Lazytown. "Shoot what you want, we'll pretend you're drug free You are a juicer!" I don't believe Vince is like that, I just couldn't pass that chance up.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Nov 8, 2007 17:14:27 GMT -5
This film has been in the making for ages. I can't swear to you that's the actual trailer, but the project does, in fact, exist. Andre: Heart of a Giant is a real deal.
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Post by jumbo jim on Nov 8, 2007 21:04:35 GMT -5
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