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Post by hutter on Nov 8, 2007 19:05:45 GMT -5
Never go to bed immediately after watching TNAngle.
Here's the nightmare...Karen Angle, after much prodding from Kurt, agrees to a porno shoot with her Olympic gold medal winning hubby.
Yeah, in theory, it's not nightmare material, but read on.
Throughout the porno shoot, our Olympic hero keeps directing the director to focus on him, to the point of shouting. So we get to see a lot of Kurt's bits & pieces and precious little of Mrs. Angle. Lemme tell you, pimples on a man's sweaty back is NOT sexy, I don't care who you are. Finally, the director has had enough, and demands that Kurt allow for some clear camera shots of Karen. Kurt blows up, and screams at the director "Let's see if you can find someone who can ---- my wife with a FREAKIN' BROKEN NECK!" Kurt then storms off the set.
Enter Big Daddy V.
I wake up, screaming like a newborn woman.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2007 19:07:32 GMT -5
Best dream ever.
"Let's see if you can find someone who can ---- my wife with a FREAKIN' BROKEN NECK!" is hilarious.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 8, 2007 19:14:48 GMT -5
I had a dream that Nigel McGuinness was in my high school. I was around 17 in the dream, but he was an adult and a good foot taller than everyone else in class, wearing the uniform of a polo shirt and slacks.
Also, I've had a good 4 or 5 Foley dreams.
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Post by leemir on Nov 8, 2007 19:17:08 GMT -5
I could see this happening. But more like a sex tape getting out.
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Nov 8, 2007 19:21:17 GMT -5
It's too bad they didn't suck each others jagons.
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Post by TheKillShot on Nov 8, 2007 20:19:10 GMT -5
Hell, this is no joke, but I once dreamt that I've killed Tommy Dreamer. We were having a match, and we was on a platform and I threw him over, he was supposed to land on the tble, but he missed. He landed on the concrete florr, busted skull bloody all over.
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Post by TripleMerc on Nov 8, 2007 20:27:57 GMT -5
I had a dream where I was having sex with Molly Holly, but accidentally hit her with my knee in the face. She made me fight this 100 pound skinny kid named Le Frenchy. I beat him, and the dream looped, over and over, until I was facing literal monsters, like the Ogre from "Hero Quest". It was an unbelievably awesome dream.
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Post by Zane on Nov 8, 2007 20:56:10 GMT -5
It's too bad they didn't suck each others jagons. YEAH SUCK MY JAGON! NOW PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY THRUSTER!!! |
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Post by plushtar on Nov 8, 2007 23:27:53 GMT -5
Just like WWE programming in general. I have seen more of Kennedy's areas than I have of divas. Whenever a diva is on camera, they seem to love to focus away from their lower areas and on to the boob, but the camera seems to love Kennedy's crotch.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 8, 2007 23:30:16 GMT -5
Just like WWE programming in general. I have seen more of Kennedy's areas than I have of divas. Whenever a diva is on camera, they seem to love to focus away from their lower areas and on to the boob, but the camera seems to love Kennedy's crotch. Kind of like how TNA seems to love closeups of man ass, but seems to film women from across the street. |
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Post by Joekishi on Nov 8, 2007 23:34:20 GMT -5
It's too bad they didn't suck each others jagons. STICK YOUR FINGER IN MY THRESHER |
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Post by plushtar on Nov 8, 2007 23:47:19 GMT -5
Just like WWE programming in general. I have seen more of Kennedy's areas than I have of divas. Whenever a diva is on camera, they seem to love to focus away from their lower areas and on to the boob, but the camera seems to love Kennedy's crotch. Kind of like how TNA seems to love closeups of man ass, but seems to film women from across the street. TNA is not a horrible offender. At least we the perverts get the shots we want, even if we get no close up of the women. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 9, 2007 0:12:58 GMT -5
Kind of like how TNA seems to love closeups of man ass, but seems to film women from across the street. TNA is not a horrible offender. At least we the perverts get the shots we want, even if we get no close up of the women. I'm bi, so luckily Kennedy is decent looking. |
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Post by uncleslam on Nov 9, 2007 0:34:52 GMT -5
Sometimes I wonder if Kurt Angle was born with a broken freakin' neck. Would almost seem cooler if he was.
"I took my first steps...WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!"
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