Post by tnarick on Nov 16, 2007 1:14:53 GMT -5
TNARICK: The last thread has been piled up with alot of responses so I think it would be letter to let that thread die off for the posting of the second show. If you missed out on what happened just follow this link: officialfan.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=wrestling&action=display&thread=1195009555&page=1
Tomko is shown arriving at the Impact zone in a stretch limo. There are crowds of people around screaming for Tomko. Tomko gets out of the limo and the crowd goes crazy, taking pictures and asking for autographs. A little kid asks Tomko if it was hard winning the NWA title. Tomko says "It wasn't that hard." and signs an autograph. Erik Watts comes up to him and tells him he's a disgrace to the title. Watts says that the title is about prestige and honor. Tomko tells Watts to go jerk it to Buffy and walks away, accidentally dropping the title on the ground in a puddle before picking it up!
TNA IMPACT ON FSN!
The FSNWO are in the ring with champaigne and cigars. They're spraying the champaigne all over. Buck Quartermaine gets on the mic and says "We finally did it." Buck says that he has a huge announcement to make about the FSNWO.. He says.. Suddenly, the FSNWO celebration is PRE-EMPTED for a TENNIS MATCH.
In the tennis court, Jeff Jarrett is warming up to face Kevin Nash.
TENNIS MATCH
JEFF JARRETT VS KEVIN NASH
Nash serves it to Jarrett and Jarrett lobs it back to Nash. Nash hits it back to Jarrett and Jarrett misses. 15-0 Nash. Jarrett serves it to Nash and Nash misses. 15-15 tie. Nash serves it to Jarrett, Jarrett hits it back, Nash dives and misses. 30-15 Jeff. Jeff goes for the game point but Nash hits a fast volley back to Jarrett. Jarrett swings and misses. 30-30 tie. Game point. Nash serves it to Jarrett until suddenly HAVOK comes up out of the ground! HAVOK blocks the ball! RAVEN climbs out from a dumpster and runs over and starts to beat on Jarrett. Havok and Raven double team Jarrett. Nash runs over to try to help Jarrett but is cut off by STING, who emerges from a POP MACHINE. Sting and Nash brawl while Jarrett is double teamed by Havok and Raven. ABYSS busts out of the PORTO-POTTY. ABYSS and STING double team Nash while HAVOK and RAVEN double team Jarrett. Suddenly, the camera pans over to reveal a sign.. RETIREMENT HOME TENNIS COURT. Steiner runs out and starts giving EVERYBODY belly suplexes onto the tennis court. Steiner locks Sting in the steiner recliner and grabs a tennis racket. Steiner starts beating down everybody with the tennis racket and grabs the net. Steiner RIPS DOWN THE NET and ties it around Jarrett, Nash, and the creepers. Steiner grabs a mic and says that it's a HOSTAGE SITUATION and nobody's going anywhere until Steiner gets out.
Hoyt Benoit and Kip James are shown at the local adoption agency. They are waiting nervously. The social worker comes in, wearing a RED SHIRT. "The Social Worker" RYAN WILSON sits down across the desk and tells them that all the paper work is in order, and he just needs them to sign the paper. Benoit and Kip sign the paper. Wilson congratulates them on their new ADOPTED son. James start's tearing up, looking at the new son, off-camera "He's so beautiful, even if he is a little big for his age"
Jeremy Borash is in the back with the new NWA Champion, Tomko. Borash asks Tomko if he's gonna defend his title tonight. Tomko says he doesn't really want to defend the title. He says he worked hard to earn it, and now he just wants to relax a bit.
Cut to a liquor store. An ambulance creeps up in front of it. A nurse gets out and lets out CHRISTIAN and JOE out of their wheelchairs. Christian and Joe wheel up to the doorway and hide on each side. Kurt Angle stumbles out the door and Christian yells "HEY KURT". Kurt tries to turn around to look at them and trips. Kurt runs around the building, but trips and falls again. Joe says it's time for payback. Kurt says "I'm so sorry" and starts to tear up before pulling out a bottle of vodka and SMASHING it over Christian's head. He takes another bottle and smashes it over Joe's head! Kurt falls to his knees and starts licking up the spilled liquor from around Joe and Christian, who are knocked out. Kurt starts licking Joe's forehead until SIRENS are heard. Kurt tries to run away but passes out in the middle of running as a cop car pulls up.
Truth, Elix, and Pacman are sitting around a table. Jay Lethal comes in and tells them that he needs to tell them something. All of the sudden, Black Reign comes in with chicken, watermelon, and kool aid. Lethal says he'll tell them some other time. Pacman, Truth, and Reign dig into the food and kool aid and ask Elix if he wants some. Elix slams his fist on the table and says that he's got something important to take care of..
RealVince is in the back with Sabin, Dutt, and Shelley. Dutt and Shelley are mad at Sabin. RealVince says that he's gonna give them the opportunity of a lifetime tonight. RealVince says that Sabin, Dutt, and Shelley are gonna be in an Ultimate-X six man tag match against Erik Young, Kaz, and Shark Boy. If they win, they can get their jobs back and will each earn the right to fight for his X-Division title. The X-wrestlers are excited and go to get ready.
Back at the retirement home, Rick Steiner is in the middle of the tennis court with a mic in his hand. Rick is telling Steiner that he doesn't need to do anything stupid. Suddenly, a SWAT hummer drives up and a SWAT team gets out. A RED helecopter circles around before landing in the tennis court. On the side it says "RED SHIRT SWAT" Ryan Wilson grabs a mic and says that he is here to negotiate. Steiner says he ain't negotiating s**t, and if they don't give into his demands and let him out, he's gonna STEINER RECLINER one hostage every 5 minutes. Wilson tells him to calm down. Steiner asks if they dont believe him and unties the helpless STING. Steiner gives Sting a belly suplex onto the tennis court and gives him a steiner recliner as Wilson tells him he's proved his point. Northcutt tells Rick, who is crying, not to worry, because Wilson is the best negotiator in the world.
Kaz, Eric Young, and Sharkboy all come down to the ring followed by Sabin, Shelley, and Dutt.
ULTIMATE X SIX MAN TAG MATCH
KAZ, ERIC YOUNG, SHARKBOY VS SABIN, SHELLEY, DUTT
Kaz and Sabin start it off in the ring. Kaz ties up with Sabin and Sabin hits an armdrag. Sabin locks in a reverse armbar as we CUT TO COMMERCIAL of the BEST DAMN SPORTS SHOW PERIOD ONLY ON FOX SPORTS NET. We come back into the ring. Sabin, Shelley, and Dutt are standing over the lifeless bodies of Kaz, Sharkboy, and Young when all of the sudden, the FOX BOX pops up. 0:02. 0:01. :00. RealVince comes out and says that due to time limits on FSN, all matches have a 2 minute time limit. If there's no pinfall before the FOX BOX counts down to 0, RealVince will decide the winner. RealVince says that although Sabin, Shelley, and Dutt put up a good fight, the winners are Kaz, Eric Young, and Sharkboy. RealVince tells the X-Division to get out cause they're still FIRED.
WINNERS: KAZ, ERIC YOUNG, SHARKBOY.
Kaz, Young, and Sharkboy start to celebrate in the ring. RealVince tells Kaz and Eric Young to enjoy their celebration, 'cause they're also FIRED. Shark Boy can stay though.
Erik Watts comes out and says that he can't believe what he's seeing. Watts gives the X-match a 1 star rating and says that the X-division needs more time to showcase their talents. Watts says that if he were DOA, he'd bring back the X-division to its original heights, bring back the original ECW to get revenge, and make TNA darker. Watts says that this is not how a wrestling program should be. Watts says he'd push all the X-Division wrestlers.. except for Sabin. Watts says "Sabin, you son of a b**ch. You got something of mine that I want, and you know it. Now let me kick your ass." Watts goes to fight Sabin, but RealVince punches him in the balls and starts whipping him with the X-division title. Part of the "X" on the belt breaks off. BRUNO SASSI comes out from behind RealVince, and BIG TILLY jumps out from the crowd. They corner RealVince on top of the ramp, moving in on him. RealVince holds up his broken belt in defense, but PDS corner him. RealVince backs up as PDS move in closer before TILLY gives WATTS a TSUNAMI SPLASH. RealVince smiles and gives Tilly a bro-grab as Bruno Sassi kicks Watts. Tilly gets a mic and says they have a surprise for RealVince. The camera follows Tilly, RealVince, and Bruno to the parking lot where DUSTY'S RED TRUCK is sitting. Tilly says that they got RealVince a new office. RealVince chokes up and says PDS are like the sons he never had. RealVince says that Tilly has earned the right to fight for this X.. He looks at his broken belt.. Y Division title. Tenay and West freak out about the huge main event for tonight.
Kurt Angle is shown sitting in a jail cell passed out with the LAX. Homicide is etching tally marks into the wall, signifying that they've been in jail for 5 days. All of the sudden, the LAX's heads turn as they notice HECTOR GARZA in the corner. Homicide asks Garza what he's doing here. Garza reminds the LAX that in 2004 he tried to bring steroids into the country. Garza is smoking a cigarette and, teardrop tattoos under his eye and a "f*** the police" tattoo on his chest. Garza says that if they want to survive, they gotta stick with him.
RealVince is in the back with Borash. RealVince says he has a MAJOR surprise next week for all the viewers at home.
Elix is shown on the phone pacing around the lockerroom.
Buck Quartermaine and Lex Lovette come out to the ring and call out Chris Harris and James Storm. They come out from the back. Quartermaine asks Harris if he remembers what it was like back in the old days, when AMW would pin them every week 'cause of the politics. Quartermaine says things are different now. Quartermaine says that the past is the past, he's looking to the future. Buck challenges Harris and Storm to a PRINCE OF DARKNESS match. Tenay and West freak out. Harris/Storm accept. "Don't you think you'll be needing THESE?" BLACK REIGN wearing a ref shirt comes out on top of the ramp carrying blindfolds. Buck and Lex stare in awe as Reign gets into the ring. Reign puts the blindfolds on Harris and Storm and walks over to Buck/Lex.. Reign whispers in Buck's ear and RINGS THE BELL.
PRINCE OF DARKNESS MATCH
THE FSNWO (BUCK/LEX) VS HARRIS/STORM
SPECIAL REFEREE: BLACK REIGN
AMW make their way around the ring blindfolded as the un-blindfolded Buck and Lex move towards them. Buck slaps Harris in the face and Harris swings at the air. Lex kicks James Storm in the leg and pushes him into Harris. Storm swings and hits Harris, knocking him on the ground. Buck grabs Storm and puts him on his knee as the blindfolded Harris goes over to the top rope. Buck and Lex are laughing as Harris jumps off the top rope and unknowingly gives the DEATH SENTENCE to Storm. Buck lays down on Storm and pins him 1......2.......3!
WINNERS: THE FSNWO (BUCK/LEX)
Hoyt Benoit and Kip James are pushing their newly adopted son in a huge stroller through a grocery store. The camera follows them from behind as they go through picking out milk and cereal. AJ Styles is buying packets of Kraft cheese. Hoyt and Kip whisper before asking AJ if their son can take a picture with him, as he is a huge fan. AJ says he would be happy to. All of a sudden, a hand comes out of the stroller and TOUCHES AJ'S DICK. The adopted son is revealed to be none other than CHRISTOPHER DANIELS. Daniels is laying in the stroller, dressed in tiny little kids clothes and holding a rattle. Styles gets freaked out and runs away as Hoyt scowls at Kip. Hoyt says that this is Kip's fault. Hoyt starts yelling at Kip and Kip asks if Hoyt's been taking steroids again. Hoyt grabs Baby Daniels' rattle and starts beating Kip with it and flipping into a steroid rage. Hoyt starts beating Baby Daniels with it and saying he's gonna kill them both. Kip slaps Hoyt in the face and takes off with the stroller. Hoyt CHASES after Kip and Baby Daniels and traps them in the canned foods asile. Hoyt moves in on them until he is HIT IN THE BACK with a SHOPPING CART. BG James, who is stocking the shelves, pushes the cart into Hoyt again, as Kip/Baby Daniels make their escape.
Back at the tennis court, "The Negotiator" Ryan Wilson is negotiating with Steiner. Steiner has steiner reclinered all but one of the hostages, HAVOK. Rick is crying, and tells Wilson he is a terrible negotiator. Wilson says he's never actually negotiated before, only watched the Samuel L Jackson movie FOUR TIMES. Havok cries out for someone to help him before Steiner grabs him, belly suplexes him and locks him in the recliner. The SWAT team storms in and Steiner battles them all off, giving all of them belly suplexes. Steiner lays out all of the SWAT members and moves towards Northcutt and Wilson. Wilson tells Northcutt to get in the helecoptor. "The Pilot" Kevin Northcutt runs over to the helecopter and starts it up. Wilson goes face to face with Steiner and dares Steiner to hit him. Steiner gives him a belly suplex and heads for the helecopter. Steiner GETS IN THE HELECOPTER and tells Northcutt to fly him out or else he will get him in the recliner. Northcutt yells out for the fallen Wilson to help him. Wilson crawls over to one of the knocked out SWAT men and GRABS HIS SUNGLASSES. The HELECOPTER STARTS TO TAKE OFF as Wilson puts on the sunglasses, rises to his feet, and EXTENDS HIS ARM. Steiner is so afraid of the extended arm that he FALLS OUT OF THE HELECOPTER and ONTO TRYTAN. TRYTAN T-3S STEINER ONTO THE TENNIS COURT FLOOR as Northcutt circles the helecopter around. Northcutt lands the helecopter and Retirement home security runs out and repremands Steiner. Trytan gets into the helecopter, looks down at Steiner and says "Game, set, match." as the helecopter takes off.
The FSNWO are pumping up Big Tilly in the lockerroom.
The LAX are lifting weights in jail with Hector Garza. Garza says that this is a real gang, not a fake TV gang. Garza says you gotta be tough to survive. A big neo-nazi walks over and whispers in Garza's ear. Garza nods. Homicide asks what he said? Garza says he just sold Homicide to the big neo-nazi for a pack of cigarettes. Homicide can't believe it as the neo-nazi walks back over to Homicide, blowing him kisses. Garza introduces Homicide to his new cell mate.. Don Harris!
Big Tilly and the FSNWO come down to the ring followed by RealVince. RealVince shakes Tilly's hand and says that he loves him like a son. Camera shot of Bruno, who looks jealous. RealVince tells the ref to ring the bell.
Y-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
REALVINCE © VS BIG TILLY
RealVince and Big Tilly tie up and Big Tilly throws RealVince to the mat. Tilly goes for the TSUNAMI SPLASH but RealVince rolls out of the way. Tilly gets up and goes for another TSUNAMI SPLASH but RealVince rolls out of the way again. Suddenly, a man runs out from the crowd and gets into the ring. IT'S DAVID YOUNG. David Young gives Big Tilly the SPINEBUSTER and gives REALVINCE the spinebuster. Bentley goes to interfere but Bruno holds him back, saying "he's one of us!" DAVID YOUNG gets on the mic and says that he is the REAL Fox Sports Outcast, and that the real takeover starts next week, when he will be bringing in an OLD FRIEND.
Elix is on the phone in the back, waiting impatiently on hold. Elix finally gets to talk to somebody and says that he has been using their product for two months and he still hasn't noticed ANY improvement. Elix says he's had enough and he's not gonna take it anymore. Elix wants to talk to the president of the company. Elix is patched through, when a voice on the other end says "Thank you for calling the Extendz company, I am the President and CEO, RYAN WILSON." Elix looks shocked as the show fades off the air.
Tomko is shown arriving at the Impact zone in a stretch limo. There are crowds of people around screaming for Tomko. Tomko gets out of the limo and the crowd goes crazy, taking pictures and asking for autographs. A little kid asks Tomko if it was hard winning the NWA title. Tomko says "It wasn't that hard." and signs an autograph. Erik Watts comes up to him and tells him he's a disgrace to the title. Watts says that the title is about prestige and honor. Tomko tells Watts to go jerk it to Buffy and walks away, accidentally dropping the title on the ground in a puddle before picking it up!
TNA IMPACT ON FSN!
The FSNWO are in the ring with champaigne and cigars. They're spraying the champaigne all over. Buck Quartermaine gets on the mic and says "We finally did it." Buck says that he has a huge announcement to make about the FSNWO.. He says.. Suddenly, the FSNWO celebration is PRE-EMPTED for a TENNIS MATCH.
In the tennis court, Jeff Jarrett is warming up to face Kevin Nash.
TENNIS MATCH
JEFF JARRETT VS KEVIN NASH
Nash serves it to Jarrett and Jarrett lobs it back to Nash. Nash hits it back to Jarrett and Jarrett misses. 15-0 Nash. Jarrett serves it to Nash and Nash misses. 15-15 tie. Nash serves it to Jarrett, Jarrett hits it back, Nash dives and misses. 30-15 Jeff. Jeff goes for the game point but Nash hits a fast volley back to Jarrett. Jarrett swings and misses. 30-30 tie. Game point. Nash serves it to Jarrett until suddenly HAVOK comes up out of the ground! HAVOK blocks the ball! RAVEN climbs out from a dumpster and runs over and starts to beat on Jarrett. Havok and Raven double team Jarrett. Nash runs over to try to help Jarrett but is cut off by STING, who emerges from a POP MACHINE. Sting and Nash brawl while Jarrett is double teamed by Havok and Raven. ABYSS busts out of the PORTO-POTTY. ABYSS and STING double team Nash while HAVOK and RAVEN double team Jarrett. Suddenly, the camera pans over to reveal a sign.. RETIREMENT HOME TENNIS COURT. Steiner runs out and starts giving EVERYBODY belly suplexes onto the tennis court. Steiner locks Sting in the steiner recliner and grabs a tennis racket. Steiner starts beating down everybody with the tennis racket and grabs the net. Steiner RIPS DOWN THE NET and ties it around Jarrett, Nash, and the creepers. Steiner grabs a mic and says that it's a HOSTAGE SITUATION and nobody's going anywhere until Steiner gets out.
Hoyt Benoit and Kip James are shown at the local adoption agency. They are waiting nervously. The social worker comes in, wearing a RED SHIRT. "The Social Worker" RYAN WILSON sits down across the desk and tells them that all the paper work is in order, and he just needs them to sign the paper. Benoit and Kip sign the paper. Wilson congratulates them on their new ADOPTED son. James start's tearing up, looking at the new son, off-camera "He's so beautiful, even if he is a little big for his age"
Jeremy Borash is in the back with the new NWA Champion, Tomko. Borash asks Tomko if he's gonna defend his title tonight. Tomko says he doesn't really want to defend the title. He says he worked hard to earn it, and now he just wants to relax a bit.
Cut to a liquor store. An ambulance creeps up in front of it. A nurse gets out and lets out CHRISTIAN and JOE out of their wheelchairs. Christian and Joe wheel up to the doorway and hide on each side. Kurt Angle stumbles out the door and Christian yells "HEY KURT". Kurt tries to turn around to look at them and trips. Kurt runs around the building, but trips and falls again. Joe says it's time for payback. Kurt says "I'm so sorry" and starts to tear up before pulling out a bottle of vodka and SMASHING it over Christian's head. He takes another bottle and smashes it over Joe's head! Kurt falls to his knees and starts licking up the spilled liquor from around Joe and Christian, who are knocked out. Kurt starts licking Joe's forehead until SIRENS are heard. Kurt tries to run away but passes out in the middle of running as a cop car pulls up.
Truth, Elix, and Pacman are sitting around a table. Jay Lethal comes in and tells them that he needs to tell them something. All of the sudden, Black Reign comes in with chicken, watermelon, and kool aid. Lethal says he'll tell them some other time. Pacman, Truth, and Reign dig into the food and kool aid and ask Elix if he wants some. Elix slams his fist on the table and says that he's got something important to take care of..
RealVince is in the back with Sabin, Dutt, and Shelley. Dutt and Shelley are mad at Sabin. RealVince says that he's gonna give them the opportunity of a lifetime tonight. RealVince says that Sabin, Dutt, and Shelley are gonna be in an Ultimate-X six man tag match against Erik Young, Kaz, and Shark Boy. If they win, they can get their jobs back and will each earn the right to fight for his X-Division title. The X-wrestlers are excited and go to get ready.
Back at the retirement home, Rick Steiner is in the middle of the tennis court with a mic in his hand. Rick is telling Steiner that he doesn't need to do anything stupid. Suddenly, a SWAT hummer drives up and a SWAT team gets out. A RED helecopter circles around before landing in the tennis court. On the side it says "RED SHIRT SWAT" Ryan Wilson grabs a mic and says that he is here to negotiate. Steiner says he ain't negotiating s**t, and if they don't give into his demands and let him out, he's gonna STEINER RECLINER one hostage every 5 minutes. Wilson tells him to calm down. Steiner asks if they dont believe him and unties the helpless STING. Steiner gives Sting a belly suplex onto the tennis court and gives him a steiner recliner as Wilson tells him he's proved his point. Northcutt tells Rick, who is crying, not to worry, because Wilson is the best negotiator in the world.
Kaz, Eric Young, and Sharkboy all come down to the ring followed by Sabin, Shelley, and Dutt.
ULTIMATE X SIX MAN TAG MATCH
KAZ, ERIC YOUNG, SHARKBOY VS SABIN, SHELLEY, DUTT
Kaz and Sabin start it off in the ring. Kaz ties up with Sabin and Sabin hits an armdrag. Sabin locks in a reverse armbar as we CUT TO COMMERCIAL of the BEST DAMN SPORTS SHOW PERIOD ONLY ON FOX SPORTS NET. We come back into the ring. Sabin, Shelley, and Dutt are standing over the lifeless bodies of Kaz, Sharkboy, and Young when all of the sudden, the FOX BOX pops up. 0:02. 0:01. :00. RealVince comes out and says that due to time limits on FSN, all matches have a 2 minute time limit. If there's no pinfall before the FOX BOX counts down to 0, RealVince will decide the winner. RealVince says that although Sabin, Shelley, and Dutt put up a good fight, the winners are Kaz, Eric Young, and Sharkboy. RealVince tells the X-Division to get out cause they're still FIRED.
WINNERS: KAZ, ERIC YOUNG, SHARKBOY.
Kaz, Young, and Sharkboy start to celebrate in the ring. RealVince tells Kaz and Eric Young to enjoy their celebration, 'cause they're also FIRED. Shark Boy can stay though.
Erik Watts comes out and says that he can't believe what he's seeing. Watts gives the X-match a 1 star rating and says that the X-division needs more time to showcase their talents. Watts says that if he were DOA, he'd bring back the X-division to its original heights, bring back the original ECW to get revenge, and make TNA darker. Watts says that this is not how a wrestling program should be. Watts says he'd push all the X-Division wrestlers.. except for Sabin. Watts says "Sabin, you son of a b**ch. You got something of mine that I want, and you know it. Now let me kick your ass." Watts goes to fight Sabin, but RealVince punches him in the balls and starts whipping him with the X-division title. Part of the "X" on the belt breaks off. BRUNO SASSI comes out from behind RealVince, and BIG TILLY jumps out from the crowd. They corner RealVince on top of the ramp, moving in on him. RealVince holds up his broken belt in defense, but PDS corner him. RealVince backs up as PDS move in closer before TILLY gives WATTS a TSUNAMI SPLASH. RealVince smiles and gives Tilly a bro-grab as Bruno Sassi kicks Watts. Tilly gets a mic and says they have a surprise for RealVince. The camera follows Tilly, RealVince, and Bruno to the parking lot where DUSTY'S RED TRUCK is sitting. Tilly says that they got RealVince a new office. RealVince chokes up and says PDS are like the sons he never had. RealVince says that Tilly has earned the right to fight for this X.. He looks at his broken belt.. Y Division title. Tenay and West freak out about the huge main event for tonight.
Kurt Angle is shown sitting in a jail cell passed out with the LAX. Homicide is etching tally marks into the wall, signifying that they've been in jail for 5 days. All of the sudden, the LAX's heads turn as they notice HECTOR GARZA in the corner. Homicide asks Garza what he's doing here. Garza reminds the LAX that in 2004 he tried to bring steroids into the country. Garza is smoking a cigarette and, teardrop tattoos under his eye and a "f*** the police" tattoo on his chest. Garza says that if they want to survive, they gotta stick with him.
RealVince is in the back with Borash. RealVince says he has a MAJOR surprise next week for all the viewers at home.
Elix is shown on the phone pacing around the lockerroom.
Buck Quartermaine and Lex Lovette come out to the ring and call out Chris Harris and James Storm. They come out from the back. Quartermaine asks Harris if he remembers what it was like back in the old days, when AMW would pin them every week 'cause of the politics. Quartermaine says things are different now. Quartermaine says that the past is the past, he's looking to the future. Buck challenges Harris and Storm to a PRINCE OF DARKNESS match. Tenay and West freak out. Harris/Storm accept. "Don't you think you'll be needing THESE?" BLACK REIGN wearing a ref shirt comes out on top of the ramp carrying blindfolds. Buck and Lex stare in awe as Reign gets into the ring. Reign puts the blindfolds on Harris and Storm and walks over to Buck/Lex.. Reign whispers in Buck's ear and RINGS THE BELL.
PRINCE OF DARKNESS MATCH
THE FSNWO (BUCK/LEX) VS HARRIS/STORM
SPECIAL REFEREE: BLACK REIGN
AMW make their way around the ring blindfolded as the un-blindfolded Buck and Lex move towards them. Buck slaps Harris in the face and Harris swings at the air. Lex kicks James Storm in the leg and pushes him into Harris. Storm swings and hits Harris, knocking him on the ground. Buck grabs Storm and puts him on his knee as the blindfolded Harris goes over to the top rope. Buck and Lex are laughing as Harris jumps off the top rope and unknowingly gives the DEATH SENTENCE to Storm. Buck lays down on Storm and pins him 1......2.......3!
WINNERS: THE FSNWO (BUCK/LEX)
Hoyt Benoit and Kip James are pushing their newly adopted son in a huge stroller through a grocery store. The camera follows them from behind as they go through picking out milk and cereal. AJ Styles is buying packets of Kraft cheese. Hoyt and Kip whisper before asking AJ if their son can take a picture with him, as he is a huge fan. AJ says he would be happy to. All of a sudden, a hand comes out of the stroller and TOUCHES AJ'S DICK. The adopted son is revealed to be none other than CHRISTOPHER DANIELS. Daniels is laying in the stroller, dressed in tiny little kids clothes and holding a rattle. Styles gets freaked out and runs away as Hoyt scowls at Kip. Hoyt says that this is Kip's fault. Hoyt starts yelling at Kip and Kip asks if Hoyt's been taking steroids again. Hoyt grabs Baby Daniels' rattle and starts beating Kip with it and flipping into a steroid rage. Hoyt starts beating Baby Daniels with it and saying he's gonna kill them both. Kip slaps Hoyt in the face and takes off with the stroller. Hoyt CHASES after Kip and Baby Daniels and traps them in the canned foods asile. Hoyt moves in on them until he is HIT IN THE BACK with a SHOPPING CART. BG James, who is stocking the shelves, pushes the cart into Hoyt again, as Kip/Baby Daniels make their escape.
Back at the tennis court, "The Negotiator" Ryan Wilson is negotiating with Steiner. Steiner has steiner reclinered all but one of the hostages, HAVOK. Rick is crying, and tells Wilson he is a terrible negotiator. Wilson says he's never actually negotiated before, only watched the Samuel L Jackson movie FOUR TIMES. Havok cries out for someone to help him before Steiner grabs him, belly suplexes him and locks him in the recliner. The SWAT team storms in and Steiner battles them all off, giving all of them belly suplexes. Steiner lays out all of the SWAT members and moves towards Northcutt and Wilson. Wilson tells Northcutt to get in the helecoptor. "The Pilot" Kevin Northcutt runs over to the helecopter and starts it up. Wilson goes face to face with Steiner and dares Steiner to hit him. Steiner gives him a belly suplex and heads for the helecopter. Steiner GETS IN THE HELECOPTER and tells Northcutt to fly him out or else he will get him in the recliner. Northcutt yells out for the fallen Wilson to help him. Wilson crawls over to one of the knocked out SWAT men and GRABS HIS SUNGLASSES. The HELECOPTER STARTS TO TAKE OFF as Wilson puts on the sunglasses, rises to his feet, and EXTENDS HIS ARM. Steiner is so afraid of the extended arm that he FALLS OUT OF THE HELECOPTER and ONTO TRYTAN. TRYTAN T-3S STEINER ONTO THE TENNIS COURT FLOOR as Northcutt circles the helecopter around. Northcutt lands the helecopter and Retirement home security runs out and repremands Steiner. Trytan gets into the helecopter, looks down at Steiner and says "Game, set, match." as the helecopter takes off.
The FSNWO are pumping up Big Tilly in the lockerroom.
The LAX are lifting weights in jail with Hector Garza. Garza says that this is a real gang, not a fake TV gang. Garza says you gotta be tough to survive. A big neo-nazi walks over and whispers in Garza's ear. Garza nods. Homicide asks what he said? Garza says he just sold Homicide to the big neo-nazi for a pack of cigarettes. Homicide can't believe it as the neo-nazi walks back over to Homicide, blowing him kisses. Garza introduces Homicide to his new cell mate.. Don Harris!
Big Tilly and the FSNWO come down to the ring followed by RealVince. RealVince shakes Tilly's hand and says that he loves him like a son. Camera shot of Bruno, who looks jealous. RealVince tells the ref to ring the bell.
Y-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
REALVINCE © VS BIG TILLY
RealVince and Big Tilly tie up and Big Tilly throws RealVince to the mat. Tilly goes for the TSUNAMI SPLASH but RealVince rolls out of the way. Tilly gets up and goes for another TSUNAMI SPLASH but RealVince rolls out of the way again. Suddenly, a man runs out from the crowd and gets into the ring. IT'S DAVID YOUNG. David Young gives Big Tilly the SPINEBUSTER and gives REALVINCE the spinebuster. Bentley goes to interfere but Bruno holds him back, saying "he's one of us!" DAVID YOUNG gets on the mic and says that he is the REAL Fox Sports Outcast, and that the real takeover starts next week, when he will be bringing in an OLD FRIEND.
Elix is on the phone in the back, waiting impatiently on hold. Elix finally gets to talk to somebody and says that he has been using their product for two months and he still hasn't noticed ANY improvement. Elix says he's had enough and he's not gonna take it anymore. Elix wants to talk to the president of the company. Elix is patched through, when a voice on the other end says "Thank you for calling the Extendz company, I am the President and CEO, RYAN WILSON." Elix looks shocked as the show fades off the air.
