Guess who joined the TNA creative team

[8-BitAssassin]

am90 said:

Now I can imagine Abyss with his mask on ... but wearing a suit.

Awesome.

Book it!

[GaTechGrad]

And Abyss won a 2 on 1 match tonight... hmmmm

[cartern923]

milo said:

So is Abyss schtucking Dixie Carter now?

I'm not trying to stir the pot or anything, but in an interview with PWI (or The Wrestler/Inside Wrestling), Dixie said that Abyss was in the delivery room with her while she gave birth...or soon after. HMMMMMM!?!?!?!

[messiah]

This totally came out of left field (the good field, with the nice grass) but good for him. The guy has certainly paid more than his fair share of dues in TNA, and he deserves to be rewarded for it. Especially if he has a mind for booking.

[samachine]

kiddobradley said:

poisonrana said:

i can't wait until we get to see "the cerebral assasin" abyss.

"I AM THE GAME BECAUSE I'M THAT. DAMN. BOOF."

Abyss spits water into the air... rather than turn to mist it turns to thumbtacks, turns and falls directly on him.

[doinkmark]

I have nothing to add since I don't see any real difference in the TNA shows yet, but this thread's hilarious.

[plushtar]

If the booking team tires of tacks, I guess they can feed him to sharks or have him get raped by Kong.

[Limey]

Awesome! I loved the booking style of Borash and Tenay when they booked the show, would've prefered D'Amore in place of Abyss but oh well.

Wait a minute...maybe they simply mistook Abyss for D'Amore.

Russo: Then its settled. The ending to the X Division title match shall be a clean roll-up out of nowhere. Any objections?

Abyss: (weaing a pair of glasses over his mask and a tracksuit barely fitting over his frame) HAVE IT SO THAT JAY LETHAL GETS SENT THROUGH A BURNING HOOP OF FIRE INTO A TUB OF ACID!!!

Russo: ...?

Abyss: ...eh! I mean, we don't want this to be aboot Jay looking like a...uh...hoser or anything...who likes hockey?

[Mozenrath]

samachine said:

kiddobradley said:

"I AM THE GAME BECAUSE I'M THAT. DAMN. BOOF."

Abyss spits water into the air... rather than turn to mist it turns to thumbtacks, turns and falls directly on him.

His shoe laces are barbed wire.

[Mr T L Wolf]

Well, at least the booking team won't have a shortage of balloons any time soon.

[The F'N Captain]

Next week Abyss slams Booker T saying something about "His Kind".

They should give Abyss a "That Guy" gimmick from Futurama.

Dixie-What have you guys come up with?

Dutch- I was thinkin we needs to have Angle vs. Sting in a "Punchin like Madmen" match!

Russo- Yah den we's can has Christian run in and give an unprettier to Angle and tell Sting he was gonna do it to him but he's SHOOTIN NOW!

Tenay- I've never seen anything like this in my life!

Borash- Hey Abyss remember that song Safety Dance from the 80's?

Abyss- DO I? We can dance, we can dance dun dit dat da dun da dun dit dit....

[MCMGM]

Well, I guess he can take advantage of his new found ability to talk.

[Turd Ferguson]

Jarrett- Guys, we've got a newbie here at this meeting. Let's hear some of his ideas.

Mantell- YESSIR! YESSIR! YES YES YESSIR!

Abyss- Okay, so we have a match with Kurt Angle vs Kevin Nash and it's a monster's balls match. There will be various medieval weaponry hanging from the ceiling and kurt will have to use a ladder to get them. Kevin won't because he's tall and can just reach up. The rules will be that if Kurt makes Nash tap, Kurt loses the belt and must be stuffed into a magic bullet blender. If Nash powerbombs Kurt, Karen Angle has to spend the night with Scott Hall and Sean Waltman becomes TNA champ. Then I run out and shoot both wrestlers in their kneecaps, get stabbed in the back of the head a bowie knife for maximum blood squirtage and turn into a zombie. I try to eat both of them, but then the lights go out. They come back on and Sting is standing in the ring, a cross in hand. He has no makeup on and declares himself The Ultimate Holy Warrior. We have a match right there with the "loser going to hell" and I do the job, only to come back at another time.

Russo- Wi...will....will you marry me?

[ddt]

It's good to see him rather than say, Angle and his obvious contractual creative control, on the committee.

Abyss' first and foremost priority in getting on the committee: just so he can say to the bookers, "STOP SHREDDING MY BODY, DAMNIT!!! IT HURTS!!!"

One question: why were guys like Raven and D'Amore (who I personally can stand, but who I've heard is a good booker) not invited?

[plushtar]

What I like about this board is that everyone here is unusually creative. It makes me disappointed about two things:

1. None of us personally know Abyss.
2. Abyss does not have his own request show.

If either of these two things come to pass, I would say that we should start sending these requests to Abyss.

[Michael Coello]

All the jokes aside, what exactly does a person do when they sit in on creative meetings? I know Booker T & Triple H did it, but I'm not sure what the hell it means.

[jobber2thestars]

sinister1 said:

All the jokes aside, what exactly does a person do when they sit in on creative meetings? I know Booker T & Triple H did it, but I'm not sure what the hell it means.

Well, now that Booker T is in TNA, it doesn't seem like sitting in on creative meetings mean anything. Remember, Booker wanted his Summerslam match to be against Jerry Lawler, instead, he jobbed to Triple H.

[Welfare Willis]

jobber2thestars said:

sinister1 said:

Well, now that Booker T is in TNA, it doesn't seem like sitting in on creative meetings mean anything. Remember, Booker wanted his Summerslam match to be against Jerry Lawler, instead, he jobbed to Triple H.

Who hasn't!