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Post by Tyfo on Nov 17, 2007 3:02:41 GMT -5
Abyss + Black Reign + Judas Mesias + Rellik = ENOUGH FREAKIN DARK MONSTER GIMMICKS!!!!
I mean you have multiple people residing from the Depths of Hell for crying out loud!
So does Raven have to leave the Bowery and move to Hell to get back on tv?
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Post by angryfan on Nov 17, 2007 3:05:22 GMT -5
Abyss + Black Reign + Judas Mesias + Rellik = ENOUGH FREAKIN DARK MONSTER GIMMICKS!!!! I mean you have multiple people residing from the Depths of Hell for crying out loud! Well, them and whomever keeps greenlighting the Land Before Time movies, which I beleive is up to 27,000. Oh, and Rollup > Having an actual finisher finish the match. |
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Post by BrodietheSlayer on Nov 17, 2007 3:29:58 GMT -5
Former WCW/WWE Superstar + Drug Problem or 100 pounds or 5-7 years from the last time they were popular= TNA Superstar
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Post by JerryArr: Hat! on Nov 17, 2007 3:49:32 GMT -5
1 + 1 = 9! IT'Z A SWERVE~!~!1 <_<
Okay okay, how about...
If Y = TNA's ratings, then Y + New Wrestler = Y
Ladder + Penalty box = BUYRATES!
Joe + AJ = Stars out the wazoo
Kevin Nash + Shelley = MegaGold
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Post by lildude8218 on Nov 17, 2007 14:29:24 GMT -5
Reverse Battle Royal = ?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Reverse Battle Royal on PPV = -$29.95
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AriadosMan
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Your friendly neighborhood superhero
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Post by AriadosMan on Nov 17, 2007 14:30:29 GMT -5
Rikishi + 5 minutes in ring=totally winded
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... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on Nov 17, 2007 14:34:19 GMT -5
TNA in talks with former WWF/E Star - facts + internet x Smarks = Brian Christopher TNA Champion.
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Post by Overly large testicles on Nov 17, 2007 14:35:13 GMT -5
Red vines + Mr. Pibb = Crazy delicious?
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Post by AriadosMan on Nov 17, 2007 14:37:22 GMT -5
Abyss + Black Reign + Judas Mesias + Rellik = ENOUGH FREAKIN DARK MONSTER GIMMICKS!!!! I mean you have multiple people residing from the Depths of Hell for crying out loud! So does Raven have to leave the Bowery and move to Hell to get back on tv? You can never have enough monsters on TV...at least they take away airtime from VKM |
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Post by Viking Snad on Nov 17, 2007 14:47:22 GMT -5
TNA + (AJ Styles + RVD) = 3.0 ratings
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Post by The Blue Blazer on Nov 17, 2007 15:11:31 GMT -5
TNA's Mathamatics have always been sketchy, but If there is one absolute rule about them it's .04 seconds into a X Divison match+Retarded Crowd = THIS IS AWESOME!!! That reminds me of last week, when those Impact Zone pinheads started doing that a minute into a women's match after Gail used an armdrag. I mean...seriously? If JB and Val are going to prompt the crowd to cheer, at least have them do it at the right time. X Division + Team 3D = Unwatchable |
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Post by lildude8218 on Nov 17, 2007 16:54:19 GMT -5
TNA's Mathamatics have always been sketchy, but If there is one absolute rule about them it's .04 seconds into a X Divison match+Retarded Crowd = THIS IS AWESOME!!! If JB and Val are going to prompt the crowd to cheer, at least have them do it at the right time. Before anyone goes off on him for this comment. It's true, I saw it with my own eyes. In their defense they're not always prompting the crowd when to chant but at times will get behind a smaller chant to try and build it up. |
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Post by Jazzman on Nov 17, 2007 16:56:17 GMT -5
Red vines + Mr. Pibb = Crazy delicious? This is very true... also Sabin + Joe / Shelly = End of the world |
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Post by Adam Pacman Khan (akkilla) on Nov 17, 2007 17:06:54 GMT -5
TNA's Mathamatics have always been sketchy, but If there is one absolute rule about them it's .04 seconds into a X Divison match+Retarded Crowd = THIS IS AWESOME!!! That reminds me of last week, when those Impact Zone pinheads started doing that a minute into a women's match after Gail used an armdrag. I mean...seriously? If JB and Val are going to prompt the crowd to cheer, at least have them do it at the right time. X Division + Team 3D = Unwatchable I heard "gail is awesome" |
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Post by The Blue Blazer on Nov 17, 2007 18:26:16 GMT -5
That reminds me of last week, when those Impact Zone pinheads started doing that a minute into a women's match after Gail used an armdrag. I mean...seriously? If JB and Val are going to prompt the crowd to cheer, at least have them do it at the right time. X Division + Team 3D = Unwatchable I heard "gail is awesome" That could be, but still...a minute into the match after an ARMDRAG??? |
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Post by Panda Bear on Nov 17, 2007 19:05:50 GMT -5
I heard "gail is awesome" That could be, but still...a minute into the match after an ARMDRAG??? This ARMDRAG is Quackenbush approved.  |
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Post by paragon on Nov 17, 2007 22:55:13 GMT -5
I heard "gail is awesome" That could be, but still...a minute into the match after an ARMDRAG??? I could understand them chanting if it had been an ARMBAR! |
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Post by Adam Pacman Khan (akkilla) on Nov 18, 2007 1:22:53 GMT -5
I just think Gail herself is awesome enough that the crowd will chant for her regardless of what move she just did.
However if she did an ARMBAR the crowd would have been able to mark out with chants of TNA TNA TNA...
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Post by Henry Mark on Nov 18, 2007 4:42:12 GMT -5
Hey I'm not against saying that the WWE has its faults.. it's just that TNA has way more of them and they are more painfully obvious No WWE has a painfully obvious lack of respect for its fans. But then again most of their fans arent bright enough to understand what they're watching is garbage. WWE can do stupid stuff, but I don't FEEL stupid watching it. What is going on doesn't have to be explained to me while I watch it. Turn to TNA, and I have West and Tenay EXPLAINING....well, everything, to me in details that boggle my mind. They know what every single wrestler is thinking every moment of every match or segment, and they have to tell me. When I see a guy on TNA beating down another guy during an interview, I know he's upset with the guy he's beating up. Not because common sense tells me, but because I'm told told that, with SHOUTING! by West and Tenay that the guy is angry. And then I'm told how this guy thinks that beating down his rival during an interview will get his attention. Followed by how the guy thinks he's gotten away with it. Then how he's thinking about what he's gonna eat for dinner. I don't need to be told this crap, I can figure it out! Wrestlers fight, storylines are the WHY of it. With the way TNA explains everything, they don't even need to show segments as to any of the whys these guys are fighting. Everything could be narrated by West and Tenay during the match rather than wasting our time showing us then having it all repeated to us. When I'm tuning out a decent show simply because I can't stand the way the announcers talk to me, there is a problem bigger than a midget blowing up a black man. |
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Post by The Blue Blazer on Nov 18, 2007 13:51:12 GMT -5
I think it's been established that...
West + Tenay = Mute Button
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