Post by mysterydriver on Nov 18, 2007 14:45:16 GMT -5
I sent a letter to TNA asking for them to reply with some of their equations. This is what I got:
Mike Tenay:
Rellik = Killer Spelled Backwards
Kurt Angle + (Karen Angle - Samoa Joe) = The Swerve No one saw coming
Johnny Devine + Team 3D = What a Swerve!
Don West:
Petey Williams + Canadian Destroyer = DIDYOUSEETHAT?!
X-Divison Superstar + High Flying Move = UNFRICKINBELIEVABLE!!!
(Kurt Angle + Kevin Nash) x (Sting + Booker T) = IFYOUDONTLIKETHISYOUHAVENOSOUL!!!
James Storm:
James Storm - Alcohol = Sorry bout your **** luck!
James Storm + Alcohol = Ratings...for James Storm
Eric Young
Eric Young + Home Town = Place where a pink slip could be sent
Eric Young + Pyro = Old Joke that won't die
Kurt Angle
TNA > WWE!
TNA > WCW!
TNA > ROH!
TNA > Olympics!
TNA > ANT!
Kurt Angle > TNA!
Petey Williams
Petey Williams + TV Time = A Minor Sign of the Apocolypse
Mike Tenay:
Rellik = Killer Spelled Backwards
Kurt Angle + (Karen Angle - Samoa Joe) = The Swerve No one saw coming
Johnny Devine + Team 3D = What a Swerve!
Don West:
Petey Williams + Canadian Destroyer = DIDYOUSEETHAT?!
X-Divison Superstar + High Flying Move = UNFRICKINBELIEVABLE!!!
(Kurt Angle + Kevin Nash) x (Sting + Booker T) = IFYOUDONTLIKETHISYOUHAVENOSOUL!!!
James Storm:
James Storm - Alcohol = Sorry bout your **** luck!
James Storm + Alcohol = Ratings...for James Storm
Eric Young
Eric Young + Home Town = Place where a pink slip could be sent
Eric Young + Pyro = Old Joke that won't die
Kurt Angle
TNA > WWE!
TNA > WCW!
TNA > ROH!
TNA > Olympics!
TNA > ANT!
Kurt Angle > TNA!
Petey Williams
Petey Williams + TV Time = A Minor Sign of the Apocolypse