Really, Really Weird Semi-Wrestling Related Dream

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

Before you read any further I must say, that I just woke up from a 3 hour nap. I rarely remember my dreams and this one is VERY odd and I was looking for interpretation. I think I might be going insane.

Anyway in my dream I was WCW Lodi but not the WCW Lodi of the Monday Night Wars error, but instead more modern day one. In my dream I had some how gotten mixed up with this neo-third reich type movement. The movement was really, really odd. They dressed in a blue and white suits that kind of made their outfits resemble the star of David. The only indication that they were neo Nazis is that they all had Hitler mustaches excpet their leader, who resembled Kenny G and wore a gigantic star of David where Hitller's swatika armband would be. I'm sorry if this offends any one as I know I'm mixing funny matters with really, unfunny matters, but this is what I dreamed.

Anyway the leader of this group had his base position right next to a graveyard of Holocaust victims. His evil plan? Also positioned closeby was a parking garage, which he had his workers make prank 911 calls to so that vehicles throughout the garage would be told. Why 911 is taking care of this concern is beyond me. Anyway at some point I become aware of the harm that we are causing as it takes hours to sort everything out and is the reason parking garages can be so inefficient. Howeve, by that time it is too late as the police had already found out and are right outside of the group leader's mansion.

For some reason however, maybe out of fear or a bribe, none of the leaders men are arrested and the cops simply go away. I as Lodi am then paid my wages in quarters, which is a huge sum and decide to become a community theatre actor to pay back society, but no that it will take commitment, perhaps more commitment than I am capable of. Upon waking up I am horrified.

Am I going insane? I really wish I was making this up, but this is exactly how I remember it and it still scares me for some reason.

[Red 'n' Black Reggie]

you were right, that is wierd.

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

megamark said:

you were right, that is wierd.

I know, should I still be worried What drugs can I take to avoid this happening again?

[Red 'n' Black Reggie]

it's okay, i've had some wierd wrestling-related dreams in my time too;

i was sat at a bar with a glass of green liquid. i didn't want it, so my dad (who was behind the bar) says "drink or leave". so i get up and go, and when i get outside, i see a tank chasing mahatma ghandi down a dirt track. suddenly, vader comes out of some nearby bushes, holding a gun, and tells me to go back into the bar. so i do, but when i walk through the door, i see that the bar has been stripped bare, and is now a white, empty room, with one solitary door. so i go through the door, trying to get away from the gun-wielding mastadon, and the door opens out onto the grounds in front of a huge castle. i turn round, and the building behind me has gone. i turn around, and notice that the castle has gone too, leaving me alone in this huge field. all of a sudden, i hear the opening of gary glitter's "leader of the gang", and a huge group of sid clones come over the horizon, wearing vader masks.

thank god i woke up then, i dread to think what the sids had in mind for me.